Do you consider this an accurate description of ham?

Flagged for ham.

Nope. A description maybe of spam, but not at all accurate about ham.

You can get processed ham or bone in ham.

I prefer H’amb.

Mmmmm, spiral bone in is the best.

Yes that sounds like Spam or bologna or something but not actual ham.

No.

That’s more like bologna or very cheap processed ham shaped into a perfect cube or cylinder shape.

No. That is spam.

<—— Looking in the fridge for some Swiss cheese now.

You’re talking about chopped ham. A combination of bits of hams processed, not ground into paste, into a loaf and sliced for sandwiches. An actual ham is a leg of pig, with skin and bone intact, smoke cured and available in a way to allow the consumer to cut/slice in any thickness you want, then cook what remains of the leg in a pot of beans..

An obelisk? That sounds more like a description of a hot dog.

Gawd no! Sounds dreadful! A ham is a cut of pork, like a roast is a cut of beef. Or an actor overdoing it.

Right on target – If it’s about a certain former US president.

But if not, someone needs to have more respect for pigs.

If you ain’t eat’n SPAM then you ain’t eat’n ham!

Ham conventionally refers to both the pig’s leg and processed ham products..
A steady diet of processed meat increases risk of GI tract cancer by 20%

I’m a huge ham, always demanding attention and accolades.

Do I count? If yes, the accurate description is: 5’6”, fit from regular workouts, avid cook, baseball fan, vegan, and sometimes annoying.