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What's the best line from the movie Dumb & Dumber?

Asked by Sakata (3327 points ) January 7th, 2009

It’s been quite a few years but the movie is timeless (not to mention hilarious.) What’s the best, or your favorite, line?

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aanuszek1's avatar

I’ve never seen the movie myself, but I found a pretty funny list here.

Likeradar's avatar

The soup du jour line. I say it often.
I once I said it around someone who hadn’t seen the movie. He laughed and I felt required to admit I’m not that clever on my own.

miasmom's avatar

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance.”

Sakata's avatar

@aanuszek1: Haven’t seen it?! Blasphemy! lmao

aanuszek1's avatar

Yes I know… sad fact. Just for that, I’ll watch it this week!

Sakata's avatar

You won’t be disappointed. I promise.

saranwrapper's avatar

well suck me sideways

peedub's avatar

“Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano”

AstroChuck's avatar

miasmom took the words right out of my fingers.

mrjadkins's avatar

That sound Jim Carrey makes for “the most annoying sound in the world”.

miasmom's avatar

that’s a first astro!

tyrantxseries's avatar

I liked the credits at the end the best

loser's avatar

Mock… Si!
Ing… Si!
Bird… Si!

Mtl_zack's avatar

“Hey, we need two boys to be rub tanning lotion on us for a swimsuit model competition”

“There’s a town right down that way where there are bound to be 2 guys who are willing to do that”

**Girls are speechless and the bus drives off**

“What the hell did you just do!!”

“Oh shit! The town is that way” **points in the other direction**

mzgator's avatar

Are you okay? You have been in there for a while… Uhhh I’m shaving….

steveprutz's avatar

Hands down:

“That John Denver is full of s***.”

SuperMouse's avatar

There are good lines in Dumb and Dumber?

dalepetrie's avatar

I’m so glad no one copped this one before me…

“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”

Knotmyday's avatar

“Harry…I took care of it.”

Blondesjon's avatar

Kick his ass Sea Bass

googlybear's avatar

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

futurelaker88's avatar

is it locked?
“i don’t know, this is someone personal suitcase, im not gonna go prying around inside…yea, and pretty damn well”

futurelaker88's avatar

our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!

futurelaker88's avatar

…did u pay the gas bill?

futurelaker88's avatar

“theres not a job in this whole town!” ”...yea, unless you want to work 40 hours a week!

futurelaker88's avatar

“so you got fired again huh?” “ooh yea, they always freak out when u leave the scene of an acident.”

futurelaker88's avatar

“are those yours?”
“yea”
“both of them?”

futurelaker88's avatar

for Christ sake just give me the damn number!!!!”

futurelaker88's avatar

those are as good as money sir…those are IOU’s, see that one, 100 thou…might wanna hold on to that one.

futurelaker88's avatar

yea but in the movie they caught up with him halfway down re raid and slit his throat…it was a good one!

futurelaker88's avatar

don’t you go dying on me!

futurelaker88's avatar

i just got robbed by little old lady on a motorized cart…and i didn’t even see it coming!!

futurelaker88's avatar

you can’t tripple stamp a double stamp!!

futurelaker88's avatar

we don’t usually pick up hitchikers…BUUUT im gonna go with my instict on this one

futurelaker88's avatar

“woah jeez, look at the butt on that”

“yea…he must work out”

futurelaker88's avatar

i hate goodbyes!! let it all out

futurelaker88's avatar

hey kid, u would happen to have a warm cup of water would you?

futurelaker88's avatar

she wrote me a john dear letter, said i wasn’t romantic or something i don’t know i wasn’t really paying attention

futurelaker88's avatar

well excuse PERFECT!!!! i guess i forgot that u never ever make a mist..aaa..kk..e

futurelaker88's avatar

a couple marbles, some baseball cards…petie.

futurelaker88's avatar

just go man! ahhhhhh…that’s warm

futurelaker88's avatar

lovely accent you have there…new jersey?

futurelaker88's avatar

boy this party really died

futurelaker88's avatar

why do you have gun…i didn’t get a gun

futurelaker88's avatar

harry you’re alive!!! and a horrible shot!

futurelaker88's avatar

ok KILL HIM!!

futurelaker88's avatar

…and do you know what he said to me?

“no..and i don’t caaare!”

futurelaker88's avatar

ill stop there for the other viewer on this page lol

jonsblond's avatar

Ok futurelaker88, you get the role of “dumbest”.

AstroChuck's avatar

That’s dumberest.

loser's avatar

Wow! I’d even go with, dumberestest!!!

AstroChuck's avatar

Überdumberestest.

Nimis's avatar

Überdumberestestische.

AstroChuck's avatar

More überdum… ahh, forget it.

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