What should the topic of my persuasive speech be?

How to persuade other people to pick your topic and throw in some hilarious jokes, to boot?

Write it on how metal/hardcore is totally bombdiggity

Why it’s ok to murder people.

an argument for prosecuting the former administration for the crimes they committed

Why pirates are better than ninjas, or vice versa.

BTW, pirates always win.

Always.

Why Backstreet Boys were better than Nsync AHH please

Or Christina vs. Britney

Salary caps on rookie football players.
I am from Oakland, and JaMarcus Russell, the “quarterback” signed a six-year contract worth up to $68 million, with $31.5 million guaranteed, then shows up to training camp over 300 lbs. He plays like an idiot, and now has been benched as starter.

My speech was about whether the drinking age should remain at 21 in the US.

What about sarcasm 101, a new course to be given in colleges??

The only problem with that one is, I am not particularly good with sarcasm…

In my speech class in high school I delivered my persuasive speech on how a certain boy in my class should go out with me.

@sliceswiththings did it work?

Yes it did:)

@sliceswiththings awwww. :))

What about persuading people that the earth is indeed flat? :P

awwww yay :)

Write it on how people should bike to work instead of drive to save the Earth.

Why a mullet is the best/worst haircut.
Why multiple piercings are good/bad for your future job outlook.
Why black fingernail polish is out. Note: There is no “in” alternative, here. OUT ONLY! :P