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Want to play a limerick game?

Asked by Ladymia69 (6881points) April 13th, 2011

Numerous jellies seem to be starting games based on poetry, so let’s try a new one: a limerick game!

For those not familiar with limericks, here is a great example of one:

The limerick* packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

(So the rhyme scheme is AABBA, and the rhythm will be similar to the poem above.)

It will go like this:

First jelly will write the first line, second jelly will write the second line, and so on, until the fifth line, where the stanza will be completed, and then the sixth person will start a new limerick.
The lines can be of whatever nature you desire, and the second limerick can be related or not related to the first.

Shall I start?

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There once was a Jelly from France

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That jelly liked purple pants.

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But she bought a bedazzler

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And now when anyone asks her

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She dazzles them with her Hammer Pants

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dumb, but fun

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There once was a teacher of physics…

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Who drove her car into a big ditch haha

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It was actually a him…

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For they all call her Jim…

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Therefore no one can call her a bitch tried to save it!

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(That one was rough…Okay, better rhyming word this time)

There once was a guy with gold eyes…

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He could sleep better than he could rise

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He had too much caffeine…

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Which he drank in a dream

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And woke up wired to his great surprise!

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Nice!

A cat and a dog went to Rome

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They planned the trip with the help of a gnome…

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When they got off the train

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There was nothing but rain…

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So they turned around and went straight home!

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Haha!

There was a young lady in tears

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To her hair she had taken the shears…

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She buried the hair

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In the middle of Times Square

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Then went out to have some beers.

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There once was a girl who was smitten…

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With nothing but puppies and kittens

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She adopted a few

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And her collection grew

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And continued until she was bitten!

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There once was a sandwich named Bob

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He had a friend named Rob.

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They ate day and night

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Til their pants were too tight…

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Then they threw up corn on the cob.

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haha, you two are in competition!

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And all they could do was just sob!

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have to go for now-I’ll play some more later…This is fun!

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me too….

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There once was a guy named Dave…

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“There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a…”
Picard: Captain to Security, come in!

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It doesn’t rhyme…

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…some of the time.

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Let’s try again…

There once was a guy named Dave…

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His wife had turned him into a slave.

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So he found someone else…

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and put her ashes onto a shelf.

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Wow-I didn’t know this guy would actually cave!

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There once was a gay man named Paul.

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Who dressed in a really nice shawl…

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He tripped o’er a stump

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And fell on his rump

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And turned out not feeling gay at all!

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There is a baboon who’s named Sally

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Who round the food supply did like to dally…

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let’s try again…as you f****ed up my entry.

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So she hired out as a sentry…

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and to H&R Block she traveled with speed,
to donate her share to government greed

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(I think we finished that one?)

There once was a handsome dude…

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He liked to dance around in the nude.

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He let it all hang out…

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Till his neighbors found out

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Now he wears Snuggies – not so lewd!

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There was once a horse fron San Juan

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Who was looking rather wan…

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He drank ipecac

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And threw up a tack

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And then for dessert had some flan…

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There once was a jelly named Ike…

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Whose hair all stood up in a spike

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He was a big fan of lions.

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really, kate? lions?

And like all royal scions…

really. wtf rhymes with lions?

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@Blueroses I’m just pushing everyone’s creativity buttons!

But in the end we found out his girlfriend was a dyke.

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There once was a lonely grey duck…

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But nobody knew of his great luck.

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He won all his bets…

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And for winning he gets…

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A brand new Ford F150 truck!

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So proud of you jellies for getting through that last one without using the f word. That’s class right there. :P

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It would have been too easy…Here we go…

There once was a honorable jelly…

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Who whacked her boyfriend in the belly

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His abs were like steel…

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Like totally, fer real..

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(He almost never ate at the deli…)

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@yankeetooter

That’s okay, my line was x rated. lol

There once was a fellow called Tad

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Whose behavior was really bad…

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He spanked his high nurse

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and stole her purse

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was gonna do that line, @Coloma

The worst part was he was her dad.

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So here we are writing on fluther

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In vernacular not used with mother

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We write out a line

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Then we snort one just fine

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And not once have I seen a brother seriously, no guys have entered this thread

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There once was a guy who entered this thread…

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He finally had gotten out of bed

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Men don’t like ditties they just want the titties

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So why don’t we play strip twister instead?

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with all the cute kitties, piled up high on the bed lol

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We finished that one, @Coloma! :)

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I once fell on top of a goose

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Then an old man by the name of Simon made me a noose.

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I hung myself on it

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But I did wear a bonnet

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while sitting on top of a moose

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rats! I had a great x rated finisher there

The internet brings us the world…

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@Blueroses, go ahead and write your lines as well!

…..I’m stumped on “world”...

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While through the universe we’re hurled…

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nice save!

As we press on each key

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things appear, to our glee

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And one site after another is unfurled!

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There once was a poster on Fluther
Who left no room for responses by others…
She wrote every line
And although they were fine…
She left no chance for another.

Just kidding @ladymia69

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Though we wish that our rhymes were much neater
It can challenge to find the right meter
We can give it our best
If we do fail the test
WTF! Have one more margarita(er)

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Now everyone writes their own rhymes
I guess it’s a sign of the times…
If we’re going to be drinking,
Then there goes our thinking
And our poetry won’t be worth dimes…

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drinking???? you got my attention. Pour me another one, just like the other one…

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@Blueroses likes her drinks as a twin
Be they vodka, or be they gin
She wants to inbibe,
And needs only to bribe…
The Fluther bartender to win…

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The phone I just hung up
with a ‘friend’ that is really a pup
Please God I beg, could you just get this dog
to own their shit and finally grow up!

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And @Coloma deals with a jerk
Who she’d like to go at with her dirk
She calls him a mutt
Who’s a bit of a nut
and wishes he would beam up like Kirk…

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not my best effort…

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Tis sad, that you mention ‘Kirk’
a friend that just died on March 9.
He was brilliant in all of his work
and I miss him so much, he was fine.

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I’m sorry for your loss, @Coloma .

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Celebration in rhyme can be fun
For replacement of lost, there is none
For Coloma, our dear
We hope that you hear
We empathize with you now, hon.

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Awww, you guys are so nice
We could all marry, and I will throw rice
yes, I’m presently challenged, but holding my own,
while coping with alien life. ;-)

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Can a bride being married throw rice?
Can a bride marry once and then twice?
If you all, I could wed
I would take you to bed
Guarantee the outcome would be nice!

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A Menage a trois with fluther
we’re all sisters and brothers
plenty of room at my inn
just knock once before coming in

The weather is fading from brisk
I’ll serve up some brownies and be very clowny
use the hot tub is at your own risk

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oooh, Manage a jelly!
My sex ed class didn’t cover that one

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Here’s one I wrote for the guy I love…

There was once an incredible man,
Who holds my heart in his hands
He has a kind way,
And his smile makes my day
And I’d love to know him better if I can…

He has such an hilarious wit,
And our laughter together dost fit
Though it’ll be a long two weeks,
I can hear his voice to me speak
For a spark in my soul he has lit…

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aww, @yankeetooter that almost makes a hardened heart believe in love. ♥

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Almost? Lol! What’s a girl gotta do?

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Cats cats everywhere
there’s only two but seems like five
thundering through the house at night
leaping lizards on my chair

Evil cats that torment my sleep
and bring headless rodents to my dreams

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To be with him a little bit bolder,
To lay my head upon his shoulder.
To be there for him when he hurts,
And be the target of his flirts…
When he’s sad to help him smile
And to linger for a while.
To be his one and only ever
And never have our hearts be severed.
To bear his burdens when it’s needed,
And give advice that would be heeded
To forever speed down life’s road
Side by side, easing his load…

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Damn, girl! I think you’re in love. yep, that’s my diagnosis. And I liked how you said it too.

For those of us girls, staying single
We have all our friends saying “mingle!”
The boys, they are many
Don’t care much for any
Magic Wand still gives me my tingle

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Lol! @Blueroses!

Glad you liked the poem…I sure am in love!

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There once was a ho from Nantucket
Had too many boyfriends and said f**k it!
She finally picked one
And stuck to her guns
But he’s so boring she’s about to just chuck it.

Sorry… that was the best I could come up with in a couple seconds. Give me a bit and I’ll do better.

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There once was a frustrated teacher…
Who got so fed up they tried to impeach her…
She tried to work for the paper,
But everytime there was a caper…
They never would give her the feature…

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I like where this is going!

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