The early _____ gets the _____?
You know the saying: “The early bird gets the worm”.
Now fill it in with whatever you please! Make it funny, make it weird, make it awesome!
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The early jelly gets the lurve.
The early cock gets the pussy
The early monkey gets the banana.
The early fucker gets the wait.
The early riser gets morning wood :¬)
The early bird gets the worm….er, wait…...doh!
The early system administrator gets all the errors.
The early answers are so and so.
The early morning alarm call gets chucked in the fucking bin!! calm down….deep breaths….& relax!
The early jerk gets the boot
The early sleeper gets the permanent marker.
The early riser gets the job to make the coffee.
The early worm gets devoured.
The early bird gets dinner at 4:30 for half-price?
The early snake gets the bird.
The early goal gets the crowd roaring
The early ejaculation gets the lady fairly frustrated
The early nekked jelly gets the honor of starting this party!
The early sperm gets the egg.
The early ejaculator gets to sleep in the wet spot.
The early ejaculator gets to sleep outside.
The early dog gets the bone
The early cat gets the mouse
The late ejaculator gets the award.
yes, I broke the rules, sue me.
The early gumba gets the Princess.
The early pussy gets the eating
The early mention of ejaculate gets copied again & again &..... pretty much a multiple orgasm then;¬}
The early, early ejaculation gets a beating.
The early penis gets the sucking and licking
@erichw1504 nobody cares if it’s early due to “beating”
The early car gets the best spot
The early jelly gets the orange tree.
The early cake gets the frizzer
The early stoner gets the weed.
The early developer gets stared at in the showers….yes, I was a “big boy” in the trouser snake department
In hindsight the early answers were the best.
The early shark gets the jellyfish, ahhhh!.
The early critic gets to eat his words.
Priest, boy.
Rapist, girl.
Whale, seal.
The er… er…
blast that keyboard stutter
The early bidder gets outbid
The early riser gets all the hot water.
The early vampire gets the blood.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early arriver at the U2 concert gets to be the “line Nazi”.
For those of you who don’t know what a “line Nazi” is, that is a person (usually a fan, not a part of the venue) who gets in line at a U2 concert or Comic Con hours, days or weeks early and camps out. This person has a clip board, takes names, gives secret numbers out, and makes sure that nobody takes cuts or shows up at the last minute or tries to barge in at the front of the line. This assures everybody who shows up early (to get a good place in line), gets their number from the line Nazi and then they are able to get out of the line to get food, or use the restroom without fear of reprisal.
The early computer gets the most money…
(reffering to Bill Gates)
The ear…ear, earl…
uff, now it’s body parts and blue bloods…
The early zombie gets the brains.
The early explorer gets to be fucking murdered lol.
The early adopter gets all the perks (and all the bugs, too)!
The early modern period gets tarred as the golden age of piracy.
The early school gets the child crazy
The early human gets the blame.
The early worm guts the bird.
[MORBID] The early trigger gets the kill.
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