What's the funniest dream you can remember having?

I dreamed I was getting it on with the porn star Kari Foxx.

Lol ok @Adirondackwannabe

I dreamt I was in a men’s bathroom putting my hair over the top of a diminutive bald man’s head.

@lucillelucillelucille I thought mine was wacked until I saw yours.

@Adirondackwannabe I never saw him before….I just dreamt him up…then decided he needed “improvements”. Very presumptuous of me

@lucillelucillelucille thank you, that was hilarious hahaha

Can’t think of one. I love Lucy’s, though.

I woke up laughing from this one:

Backstory: I had a favorite math teacher in high school named Mr. Mitchell.

I was at school walking to Mr. Mitchell’s classroom, and for some reason he had installed a device in his doorway that sprayed a mist of water at anyone walking through (dream logic). I accidentally walked right past his room, then I realized what I had done and doubled back. Mr. Mitchell said something along the lines of, “how did you not notice my door, with this great new mister?” And I said:
“I guess I missed the mister, Mr. Mitch.”
Dunno, maybe it’s only funny to me…but I loved how the entire dream was just leading up to that “punchline.”

@Mariah I love how dreams make absolutely no sense and they’re still hilarious

That I had to go to Heaven.

I stared as starred as Aang in my schools performance of Avatar: The Last Airbender..

This happens everytime I dream of zombies. I’m always inside a house and I would hear them surrounding it, scratching the walls, windows——then they always break through and once they are in I would start acting like I’m one of them. It always works…at least for the first few seconds. I would always then do something stupid like sneeze or fart and they’re on to me!

Flying dreams. Im sure everyone has one but mine were stupid. In the dream, once I realize I could fly, I’ll take advantage by flying ala Superman but I could not seem to do it exactly like him. I would hit treetops and roofs of houses and buildings like a super drunk bird. Just could not get enough lift. But then once I did and is soaring high in the heavens——I would get so close to outer space that I would start to panic! Dumb flyer, that’s me.

I had a dream that I found a secret passageway in the corner of my old bedroom at my mom’s house, and I went through it and could walk through the walls and go into other peoples’ homes… at one point my sister was there with me, and we walked into a room where a small gathering was taking place and they gave us a basket of fruit and then we went on our way. Then, on my own, I walked into this huge mansion, with a grand foyer and double staircases, the works, and I asked the woman who lived there, “Excuse me, do you have any like, secret passageways in the backs of your closets or anything?” and she just gave me a strange look and said, “Um, no, sorry….” and I replied with “Oh, that’s ok, thanks anyway!” and just went on my way.

I’ve had the dream twice and it never fails to make me laugh, it’s so absurd.

I rarely recall any dreams I may have, but a few stand out.
They never have a beginning, middle or end, just a random snapshot & poof, it’s over.
One I remember involved a giraffe with the head of a baby chasing me through a field of candy. I was desperately clinging onto a pair of tartan oven gloves…....what the fuck’s all that about!!

I always have the weirdest dreams. O.o
I once had a dream that my (male) cat, Chaos, gave birth to cheese. One of those round wheels of cheese… On this wheel of cheese was the raisin girl winking, giving me a thumbs up, saying “Careful, it’s hot.”
My mother then gasped, and exclaimed “The rare cheese cat!”
I woke up, and was like “Chaos… Is there something you’re not telling me?”

I was dreaming that there were ants or some kind of bugs on my face and was trying to wipe them away. Then the dream morphed into a semi awake state and my puppy was sniffing around on my face and her little whiskers were tickling my nose.