How 'nasty and repulsive' are you imagining the person in question in Male's question about dating?

Realistic. Probably with some type of severe physical deformity or extreme obesity. The only thing it said was “repulsive body.” It didn’t say anything about the person’s face, skin, breath, etc.. so I just envisioned a really unattractive body.

It’s all subjective, but I envisioned nasty personality first.

I’m thinking the alien swamp septic tank creature from the sulfur fires of hell. It’s hard to see it, but this creature is about as nice as anyone you have ever met. Very sensitive. Wears a bag over his head and captures his spare farts in a canister that is then used to power public buses. He donates it’s blood for research and several minor medicines have come out of that research. He has many other attractive qualities and is up for the Mother Theresa Award in 2013

Oh hell! Who am I kidding. Doesn’t matter how nice this person is; no one is coming near him. Worse, because of that, he can’t and won’t be nice. The whole premise smells about as good as my creature’s five day old laundry.

I thought of Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface for the former, and what Gwyneth Paltrow was supposed to look like in Shallow Hal, or what she was really supposed to look like. Like without the spell, or whatever, except worse, because she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow and will continue to be, in a very obvious way. So maybe if she looked more like Charlize Theron in Monster, but less homicidal…

The type of person who could be found wandering through walmart at 3am wearing a filthy pear of sweat-pants with a six pack of budweiser in one hand and a carton of cigarettes in the other and track marks on their arm.

Pee Wee Herman’s character in Mystery Men or the golgothan from Dogma or maybe Randy, the tow truck driver from Harold & Kumar

I thought of a Vogon.