Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 29?

TJBM is the second jelly to answer this new TJBM question.

True.

TJBM’s favorite number is 3.

I really don’t care.

TJBM likes their spices in identical labeled glass jars.

Sure….
TJBM likes toast.

French toast yes, other kinds of toast, not so much.

TJBM would feel comfortable singing out loud in a public place.

Yes, but only because I can’t sing at all and know it.

TJBM can’t fight the groove when certain songs come on in public places.

I never even try to “Fight the groove”. If I want to sing, I’m gonna sing. I don’t sound bad anyways!
TJBM is a good singer.

The people who’ve heard me sing say I am, but I’m not sure. They say I sound a bit like Roger Whittaker, because my voice is on the low and soft side. lol

TJBM knows who Roger Whittaker is.

Mmmmh, the name sounds familiar. I think I do…

TJBM also knows who Roger Whittaker is.

Nope.
TJBM is tall.

Not really tall, but not short either. 5 feet 11 inches tall.

TJBM is taller than his/her parents.

Roger Whittaker The Last Farewell
i remember him : )

Nope. I’m about the same height as my mother.
TJBM is spending time with a friend tonight.

If you are my friend @AshLeigh, then yups! : )

tjbm is spending time with a lover tonight

I am your friend! :)
True. ;) If Henna counts….
TJBM is joking! :)

No, I’m not. Oh wait, that was a joke, so I guess I am . . . (So confused)

TJBM is hungry, but not hungry enough go cook something up.

True. Haha. I’m lazy!
TJBM is being silly.

Yep! haw-haw-egads-mee-maa-mow—oops——blah—snoot——tweep..lol—lol-giggle-giggle——hee-hee!!

TJBM has been yawning tonight.

False, but now I’ve started, haha.

TJBM knows that just thinking about yawning has a 1 in 2 chance of making you yawn.

I yawned…. Haha.
TJBM is sleepy.

Not tonight for some reason.

TJBM can relax tommorow.

Nope. I have church, then play practice, then play performance! D:
TJBM can relax tomorrow!

Half true. While I still have work, movie night is tomorrow night as well, and that’s always a good finisher to a weekend.

TJBM is going to watch something with friends tomorrow.

True… what time should I be there @Prosb ; p

False. I rarely watch tv and when I do it’s usually football.

tjbm is sooooo tired but can’t sleep… like moi : (

I’m sooooo tired, but I haven’t tried to sleep. I’m kickin’ it with Henna. :)
TJBM is kickin’ it with someone.

True. I’m kickin the sandman! hitting the sheets, hopin for sleeps…

tjbm is hitting the sheets

Soon.
TJBM loves oxymoron’s.

Yes, not only do I love oxymorons, I am an oxymoron.

TJBM loves creating neologisms.

Not really. I have when I have to explain them to others because takes to much time.

The Jelly Below Me is smiling.

True. I’m watching Spongebob!
TJBM is a Spongebob fanatic. like me

False. I detest SpingeBob with every fiber of my being.

TJBM also had a cartoon character that they detest with every fiber if their being.

Nah, very few things I detest and a cartoon wouldn’t be one

TJBM has seen zombies for reals….

Dude, I was in the thriller video.
TJBM was in the video with me too!

false unfortunatly not, that doesn’t mean to say I haven’t acted out some of the moves ont he dance floor way back in the day!!!

The jelly below me drinks several cups of coffee a day and then regrets the caffine rush when they still awake at 2 in the morning!

Yes to many cups of coffee per day. No to the rush as I can drink it up to an hour prior to jammie time without issue.

the jelly below me had jelly toast today

false…just butter on my toast this morning :)

The jelly below me is very excited about something

I’m not particularly excited at the moment but there are a few things I am looking forward too in the near future.

TJBM enjoys watching Top Gear.

I do and I watch it whenever I can. Unfortunately, I’ve been missing a few seasons.
TJBM is missing her favorite shows.

My Little Pony? Heck yes.
TJBM loves kid shows. XD

True, some kids’ shows are a delight, and I watch it with my kids (yeah, right you say——lol). Mr. Roger’s Neighbourhood, The Tick, Spiderman, etc. love those.

TJBM once bought something from watching an “info-mercial”.

False!

TJBM has a little baby kitten in their house right now! :-)

I wish I did. Baby kittens are so cute. I used to have one way back, and she lived to 19 years old. A cute little tabby.

TJBM lives near a wooded area.

True just about a 5 min walk away….fabulous for walking the dog!

The jelly below me watches reality shows like x factor etc…

Kinda false. I watch the food-based reality shows on Food Network (Iron Chef America, Diners Drive-Ins & Dives, Cupcake Wars, etc.).

I also like House Hunters.

TJBM has very small feet.

I think they’re normal.
TJBM has big feet.

[̲̅F̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅l̲̅][̲̅s̲̅][̲̅e̲̅].... at least I don’t think I do : (

tjbm is an amazon woman!

i finded a funky new toy, see ↑ LOL

very false.
TJBM wants @sakura or coloma to face a swan.

Um..only if they want to?

TJBM bought oodles of pumpkins and squash today.

nope
TJBM is going to close their bank account with The Stank of America.

[̲̅T̲̅][̲̅r̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅e̲̅] already done as a matter of fact : )
CU all the way, baby!

tjbm banks at their local CU

yessum….I got one of those

TjBm has been to the top of the Statue of Liberty

[̲̲̅̅F̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅l̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅] but some day I will : ) I have been to Niagara Falls, though ; )

tjbm either had their honeymoon or mooned their honey at Niagara Falls heehee

i’ve done neither btw LOL

Never been to Niagara Falls. Would love to go though. I haven’t actually had a honeymoon either.

TJBM loves to walk on the beach and paddle in the surf.

@Bellatrix me either on the honeymoon…. wanna catch a flight together? <winks>

Walk on the beach – Yes
Paddle in the surf – No

TJBM is easily aroused.

Not really.
TJBM has a white cat sitting next to them!

Oh yes @EnchantingEla. Let’s do it!

I will let AshLeigh answer the next one.

it’s a date!! @Bellatrix
<waits for @AshLeigh to yell at @Bellatrix for gamin off track>
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<blows bubbles> ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥

Psht. I don’t yell. I’ve rarely yelled at anyone on Fluther. I kindly remind, or suggest. :P

doh! my bad, i sorz… <waits for @AshLeigh to_kindly remind_ @Bellatrix…>

<giggles n ruffles @AshLeigh‘s hair>

ˋˏFˎˊˋˏaˎˊˋˏlˎˊˋˏsˎˊˋˏeˎˊ.... I don’t have a cat : )

tjbm has a cat in the hat

I wish!
TJBM has a piggy bank.

True! But I don’t keep money in it.

TJBM has a real pig.

False. i was gonna say i divorced him but that wouldn’t be very nice : ( so i’ll just say false

tjbm knows who Arnold is and what he did “iinheritate”

Who is he?

TJBM thinks mice are cute.

@snowberry he is the pig from Green Acres. LOL They are testing his blood in the “do-whacker blood comparer” to see if his is Herman’s legal heir of 20 mil

I do.
TJBM loves skype.

Never used it.

tjbm loves skype : )

PSHT! it has it’s place i suppose. I prefer the phone

TJBM gets the hiccccccuppps often

Not too often, unless I eat dry food. Then look out!

TJBM hates video games, or at least can’t play them.

I really love video games. I can’t live without them! Lol.

TJBM loves The Full Monty :P

Not sure if that is a movie or book and I’m too lazy atm to google it so… I’m gonna have to go False on that one : )

tjbm likes to shower in the dark

I like to see, even if I do have soap in my eyes.

TJBM is an avid gardener.

True, I love my hands in the dirt

TJBM loves mile high apple pie

No…
TJBM is going to watch Sleepy Hollow soon, like me! :)

False. The one with hotty Johnny Depp? nom nom nom I’m on my way over!

tjbm wants to watch Sleepy Hallow with @AshLeigh like me!

I own the dvd and will watch it on halloween so nope

TJBM goes trick or treating or wishes someone would give them free candy

Yes, the one with johnny Depp!!! Is there any other one worth watching!?!?! Alright, come on over. ;)
Nope. I hate Halloween. I believe every day living is scary enough.
TJBM loves Batman!

True, he’s one of the best, if not the best Superhero.

TJBM likes the comic book superhero “The Tick”.

Never really got into comic book heroes. Perhaps I should check them out.

TJBM is super organised.

Nope. Organized somewhat, but not really.

TJBM gets a sore back or shoulders from fluthering at the computer sometimes.

Haha. sometimes! But then I just move around, and it’s fine.(:
TJBM is fluthering from their bed! :)

No. I’m doing it at my home office desk. No one is around me at the moment.

TJBM can hear the wind outside blowing at this very moment.

Yes.
TJBM is hanging out with a furry little creature! :)

Not true.

The Jelly Below Me has a lot of friends.

Nope. I have only a few very good friends.

TJBM once jumped into a very cold lake in swimming attire.

Several times.
TJBM doesn’t learn their lesson the first time!

depends
TJBM wants some Schweddy Balls.

I’d like to try the ice cream ^^

The Jelly Below Me has a wedding coming soon. [be it his/her own , a family, a relative, a friend etc]

False.

TJBM is married.

Nope!

TJBM saw someone they weren’t expecting to see today.

True.

TJBM needs a neck rub.

True.
TJBM loves hot chocolate.

True.

TJBM is a big baby.

Sometimes. Haha.
TJBM is cold.

False. Although it is getting chilly in my area, a small bedroom with a computer and adult male giving off heat is plenty to stay toasty. (The rest of the house is fairly cold though)

TJBM has yet again, a lot of chocolate in their house. (And it’s not for trick-or-treaters)

No. I don’t have any and when I have I only buy it because I want to give it to others.

The Jelly Below Me loves God.

Yes I do! My father’s a preacher, so I sorta have to.
TJBM has seen every episode of I Love Lucy.

I have only seen a few episodes.
TJBM loves Broadway Musicals.

Yes! I have old tastes for a 14 year old.
TJBM is an oddball.

Sure am.

The Jelly Below Me wants to grow stronger.

In terms of physical strength, I’m comfortable with where I’m at. I’m nowhere near done gaining mental strength, and probably never will be done. My spiritual strength has no need to grow.

TJBM has a inquisitive mind.

Sure, why not.
TJBM is a nerd. specifically my favorite nerd

I don’t think I’m your favorite nerd. But I am one.
TJBM is one of my favorite Jellies? :)

True. :D
TJBM is happy to see me. :D:D

—You don’t count. You’re my sister, you’re one of my favorite people, so you’re automatically one of my favorite Jellies. :P
I am happy to see you!
TJBM is also happy to see my sister! :D:D:D

True :) Hello @AshLeigh ‘s sister!

The jelly below me wants to know what to face a swan means!

True. What does facing a swan mean?

TJBM knows the famous person who likes to say these things on her show “Um is not an answer!,” “Take your hands out of your pockets!,” “If it doesn’t make sense, it’s not true!”

Is it JJ?

TJBM had a great workout at the gym today

@blueiiznh BING! You’re correct!!

True! How did you know? I just came back from doing weights and laps at the community pool. Feel great.

TJBM used to play mumbly peg as a kid.

what?
TJBM has no problem singing this song.

False. I’ll have to hand the song to my brother-in-law——he’s German. lol

TJBM once punched the wall while dreaming, waking him/her up.

True. D:
TJBM is watching Hannibal Lecter! :)

Yes, I saw that movie before. Yikes.

TJBM was bitten by a hamster once.

True. :-(

TJBM is tossing the brownies.

ummm…. false? What’s tossing the brownies mean? Ralphing?

tjbm is frostin the brownies ; )

False.
TJBM is a gamer.

Very true.

TJBM plays at least 10 hours of games a week.

Even more.

The Jelly Below Me doesn’t like video games.

True. I don’t like them.

TJBM woke up in the dark today and it was cold.

True.

TJBM has a Christmas jingle in their head right now. (and even if they didn’t, they do now after reading this.)

nope. sorry, you can’t mess with my mind as easy as you think.

TJBM has 43 meetings today.

Yikes. No. It’s a “light” meeting day. Thankfully.

TJBM was/is a Girl Scout/Boy Scout (or Girl Guide)

Never, wasn’t too big on spending time outdoors.
TJBM wants to buy the world a Pepsi.

@blueiiznh “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special”

True.

TJBM has a Halloween song stuck in their head right now.

Nope.
TJBM has really long fingernails. :)

False, just cut them.

TJBM does The Robot often.

True. ;)
TJBM can break dance.

False.

TJBM can dance break.

Possibly. I’m not sure what that means though.
TJBM is my new best friend. :D

Ummm, sure! I lurve new friends.

Tjbm is glad that dr offices have 4 year old magazines just in case you missed it.

Sure. XD
TJBM is @EnchantingEla? :D

False. I got lost, missed part 29, sheesh, I thought you guys had all died or something. lol

TJBM is loving having all their warm, fluffy blankets and comforters on the bed again

True!(:
TJBM missed @Coloma while she was lost! :O

@Coloma are you still lost? :D But she was missed.

The Jelly Below Me knows how to shoot with a gun.

False, wanna go hunting @Hibernate?

tjbm is @AshLeigh!!!

where is @Coloma?!? i missers her!

No I am not.

The Jelly Below Me wants to go hunting with me and @EnchantingEla ^^

@EnchantingEla I prefer hand to hand not guns.

Nope. I hate hunting. Animal rights!
TJBM is creeped out by @Coloma‘s avatar.

The aminals can come too @TheIntern55!

@EnchantingEla In that case….

Yay! A posse in the process!
Flase on @Coloma‘s avatar… just close one eye and squint with the other….
LOL j/k! her is a lovely duck woman!

tjbm is a starvin marvin! like moi ; )

Dinner is almost ready, if what I think that phrase means is correct.
TJBM is eating pasta tonight.

False. I don’t know what I’ll have yet. Haha, so my duck mask creeps you guys out ey? lol

TJBM can’t believe how fast the day has gone by

True : ( And it’s getting dark too soon

tjbm misses the long summer days

yessssssssss I love the warm summer evenings!

TJBM can’t wait for winter to start

NOOOO! I spent 3 hours everytime we got a hard snow last year shoveling my driveway.
TJBM lives in a warm place.

Alaska…. Oh yeah, warm. ;)
TJBM is sarcastic.

Sarcastic? Me? Never!

TJBM has to pee.

Nope, I’m good, but thanks for checking.

TJBM has seen an elf for real.

I see them everytime I go pick up my children at their elementary school…the little people in kindergarten and grade 1. Lol.

TJBM once bopped a stranger’s kid on the head.

Look, he deserved it, okay?
TJBM misses elementry school.

Nope. I hated elementary school. I hated school period.

TJBM has kids in elementary school.

False.
TJBM is in secondary school.

False.

TJBM once shot a pumpkin out of a cannon.

No, but I did once see a pumpkin get shot out of a catapult.
TJBM thinks that, though he is an idiot, Charlie Sheen is still funny.

True. In small doses.
TJBM loves Helena Bonham Carter just as much as I do.
Hint: The answer to that is always “False.”

It’s a close second, but I know the extent of your obsession, since you’re my sister, and all.
TJBM is really bored, like me. D:

True. I’m looking up kitten breeds. That’s how bored I am.
TJBM wants a kitty.

VERY, VERY TRUE. Unfortunately, everyone but me is allergic to cats. (And some to dogs too.)

TJBM sometimes goes to friend’s house just to play with their cats.

False, I have a darling Tortie point Siamese named Mia, she’s my baby. ;-)

TJBM likes tootsie roll pops Mmmm, Orange is good!

Yes(: Yummmm.
TJBM thinks @LezboPirate is weird. :)
I think so. ;)

Sure, if you say so.
TJBM has webbed toes.

False.
And why would you say that, Ash-Leigh? It’s not weird to want to know a thing or two about a thing or two.

TJBM likes learning.

Pffffft. No.
TJBM is from Canada? :D

False. Alaska.
TJBM has blue eyes.
Erikah, because I’m aloud to think so![=

False, I have brown eyes.

TJBM has green eyes.

Sometimes.
TJBM is vegan.

Oh, and welcome to Fluther @Bryar![=

False!

TJBM has a song stuck in their head and will share it with us.

Yes I do. It is called, “Big-Ass Rock” And it is from The Full Monty Musical. Lol. xD
TJBM is excited for Friday.

False. Nothing big happening on Friday for me

TJBM likes Blackberry pie

I’m actually not sure..
TJBM is dancing.
And you wouldn’t think so if you saw how cute these kitties are! @AshLeigh

False. I was earlier though! xD
TJBM Believes that a zombie apocalypse can actually happen.

Psht. Duh!
TJBM is blow drying their hair, while Fluthering, like me! :)

False, my hair dries quickly enough that I never blow dry it.

TJBM is bored.

Very bored. :/
TJBM Went to San Deigo Comic-Con. xD

False. But I think I would like to. :D
TJBM Want to come with me.

Nope because you’ll take me somewhere where I don’t want to go.

The Jelly Below Me uses honey instead of sugar.

on certain things yes, yes, yes

TJBM loves whipped cream on their hot chocolate

Absolutely.
TJBM wants hot chocolate now!

True!

TJBM just ate something healthy. :-)

A cabbage. Does it count?

The Jelly Below Me needs a new friend.

Thank you @AshLeigh!
I could always go for new friends. =]
TJBM is drinking water.

Yarrrr, how’d you know. ?
TJBM is getting really sick of their weekly routine.

Never. I prefer routine and things I am familiar with then doing new things every day and not being able to be perfect at them.

The Jelly Below Me wants to see “30 minutes or less” [a movie]

Havn’t heard of it, yet.

TJBM is barefoot

True!

TJBM is hungry.

True, true, true! JUST going for some dinner now

TJBM has a V-6 engine in their car

Yes in one of them

TJBM would prefer to commute on a horse.

nope, haven’t been on a horse since I fell off in my late teens. Maybe I may go again one day but not thinking of commuting on one.

TJBM has fed a horse an apple lately

True. I have a horse, 2 mules and 3 donkeys for neigh-bors keep lots of carrots and apples around, they chase me up my driveway in my car, pushy they are. lol

TJBM has gone snow shoeing cross country

nope.
TJBM has driven a Trabant.

Never.

TJBM has driven a Segway.

False. What’s a Segway Segue

TJBM hates movies with anti-climatic endings as in, WTH, that’s IT? LOL

It’s those funny two wheel vehicles that you push the handles to get it moving.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segway_PT

True, I just movies with a climax, nothing else.

TJBM will be attending a Halloween party this weekend.

@MRSHINYSHOES , oh, yeah, I know what they are now!

False. I thought about throwing one, but, didn’t get it together in time. Oh well, maybe next year.

TJBM steals Halloween candy from their children when they are sleeping haha

One day….
TJBM is in a bad mood, all of a sudden.

No. I rarely get into a bad mood. I got a pretty even temperament.

TJBM loves eating raw oysters. Yum.

False. I dislike all seafood. (It is interesting to watch people eat it though.)

TJBM has ordered takeout at least once this past week.

True. Last night in fact.
TJBM Loves MineCraft ♥

False. I wish I could get into it, but it’s just not my thing, and the purposely block styled appearance doesn’t help.

TJBM often uses Steam to buy/manage games on their computer.

False. But I hope to get it soon.
TJBM likes anime and manga.

Yes. We have discussed this already, @beccagolling. :P
TJBM thinks @beccagolling is nice. :D

I don’t know @beccagolling, but I’m sure she’s very nice.
TJBM has a high tech camera. :)

aww @AshLeigh you are so sweet :3
But false I do not…sadly. :(
TJBM can’t sleep.

True. D:
TJBM has to go to school tomorrow. :(

True. :(
TJBM doesn’t want to wake up early! D:

True. I don’t.

TJbm likes a particular sauce with their steak.

Nope. Any of them is good :P

The Jelly Below Me never had a death in the family [yet].

I wish. I’ve had over 20 deaths in my family – and I’m only 40.

TJBM is not religious, but likes to think there might be a “heaven”.

Not Heaven in the traditional sense of the word, I like to imagine being free of my body and just being pure consciousness fluttering around the cosmos. ;-)

TJBM woke up before sunrise

True. It’s still dark right now at 6:48 am. And cold. :(

TJBM has to hurry to get ready for work soon.

False. No work today.

TJBM sleeps naked with a microfiber blanket bliss out, a return to the womb. haha

False. I love my down-filled feather bed – and sleep European style under that. (And our kids have no top sheets on their bed..just the feather bed in the duvet cover.)

TJBM is getting on a jet plane (like me) today.

Nice! True cuz I’mma gonna stowaway in your suitcase ; )
Where we headed @geeky_mama? Should I wear a sundress or parka?

tjbm is running late today but still stopping for turnovers! nom nom : (

False. I am not running at all, yet.

TJBM makes home made cranberry sauce for the holidays

No, not normally.

TJBM is going to a Bible study tonight.

False.

TJBM has read all the Harry Potter books.

False. I haven’t read any.

TJBM is going to the theatre soon.

<peeks around for @AshLeigh>
@Coloma i saw the sunrise. it was beautiful! all done up in blues, pinks and purples : )
sleeping nakkid with a microfiber blanket? me thinks you need to change your name to @one_sexy_momma!! RoaR!!

False.

TJBM is at work.

False. 8:08 a.m. still drinking coffee and Fluthering while I come into full consciousness, haha

TJBM has a stomach ache

False.

TJBM is caught between a rock and a hard place.

False. I am between my ultra cozy bathrobe and my faux alligator skin chair.

TJBM has an exotic decorating scheme in their house

It’s rather conventional in the way of tables and chairs, but the artwork is a bit extreme. Old, weird, funny, etc.

TJBM is trying to beat me to the punch. You didn’t make it!

False, I had drifted off to another tab.

TJBM is drifting away.

false, just arrived.
TJBM is dancing on the ceiling.

False, but my cat is trying to catch a ceiling dancing fly. Get it Mimi, GET IT!

TJBM is watching the leaves fall right now

False. No windows in my office (sadly).

TJBM can do a handstand.

True.

TJBM is fit as a fiddle.

False. My Fiddle is a little thick in the middle these last few years. But I can straddle the various. lol

TJBM will tell us of a good movie they have seen recently

30 minutes or less.

The Jelly Below Spent more than 2 weeks in jail.

nope
TJBM is dating someone of a different ethnicity.

False.

TJBM is dating someone in jail.

Never! Gah!

TJBM is dating a different species

True.

TJBM recently tripped.

Does slip count? If so, true. There are several spots in my house where sock to floor friction is seemingly nonexistent. It’s like having invisible banana peels scattered about.

TJBM is not looking forward to shoveling snow.

On the contrary :P I like it.

The Jelly Below Me likes to make snowmen.

never bothered
TJBM wants to run for president.

Hell no!

TJBM is apolitical

Too true. I used to think this was bad, that I really should pay more attention as to what all was going on… but them I thought of something else.

tjbm is having pizza night tonight!

False! Tacos, I think.

TJBM hates pizza.

Falsish. I only hate it when they start tossing fish on it and other weird stuffs that belong on pizza.

tjbm thinks fishes do not belong on a pizza

True, true, true!

TJBM likes mushrooms on their pizza. mmmmm

No way!!!!!

TJBM likes golumpki’s (stuffed cabbage) mmmmm so good!

If it’s cooked then nopers. Cabbage smells nasty when it’s cooked : (
I like it fresh : )

tjbm likes fresh veggies better then cooked veggies

Very true! I’m a texture person when it comes to food, and soft, warm veggies can’t compare to cold and crunchy ones.

TJBM is in the mood for some veggies now.

yum sure, always up for some veggies.

TJBM has sore muscles right now.,

Why is @EnchantingEla peeking around for me? O.o
I feel like I got run over by a bus filled with over weight passengers. D:
TJBM had a long day.

True, 2 tests, an assembaly and a volleyball game.
TJBM is on a sports team.

False! I am lazy.

TJBM is also lazy.

Sometimes. Although, I do run. My school has no sports teams. We’re too small. D:
TJBM is listening to music, on Youtube.

False. I usually let turntable pick my music for me. It’s also a good way to find new artists.

TJBM found something they forgot about today.

False. But it’s only 8:30!
TJBM is looking for something they can’t find. I sorta need to find that IPod…

False.

TJBM has something they should be doing right now, but aren’t.

True. I should do laundry. I should clean my room. I should do Biology. I’m doing none of those things.
TJBM want chocolate milk!

False. I don’t like chocolate.
TJBM wants regular milk with some cookies!

That would be nice too!
TJBM has cool bandaids. ;)

If Dora or Princess bandaides are cool then yes if not then no

TJBM Needs a big hugggggg

@creative1, that’s awesome! Haha.
I’m rocking a batman bandaid right now.
True! I always need a hug. :)
TJBM also needs a hug. [Hugs!]

I mean, I don’t need one, but I’d take one :] Thanks
TJBM has a lot to do tonight but may not get to it.

not quite
TJBM agrees with me that spinach has no business being on a pizza.

TRUE! Grooooooss!
TJBM is getting sick, like me. :/

nope just getting over a nasty cold, I hope you feel better

TJBM is having a glass of merlot too

Nope, but fairly close——a glass of Riesling white wine.

TJBM sometimes has a habit of moving his/her mouth after saying something, as if repeating what was just said.

False.
TJBM is watching NCIS with me tonight.

False. What’s that?

TJBM uses a few “secret, made-up” words that only he and his family knows.

True. Although, not always family..
TJBM can speak other languages, but only the curse words.
NCIS.. It’s a television show. Crimes in the Navy. And sometimes other branches of the military.

True..I can speak other languages. And I can say “Yo Mama” in at least 3.

(Also, at @EnchantingEla – sorry for the delay..was flying across the country. It’s a pleasant 60 to 70 degrees Fahrenheit in San Francisco.)

TJBM saw a lovely sunset today.

True. It was very boring though. I was hungry and I just wanted to go get some food.
TJBM is the fastest typist in the west.

False. I’m a hunt n pecker all the baby! ; )

tjbm is a super sext fast typer

@geeky_mama you went to Frico?! how fun!

I’m only a sexy typer, not a fast one. Lol. ;)

TJBM once fell down a set of stairs or missed a step while going up a set of stairs!

True! Years ago I lived in a Dutch barn house with a loft ladder and I slipped and thumped all the way down on my back. I hit the landing and was just stunned! Scraped and bruised, ouch!

TJBM has run into their own garage door

@Coloma!!! LOL False. I’ve backed into the center part of a 2 stall but have never drove into one ; ) i’m not a very good backer upper

tjbm is doing laundry : (

True! I just got in from errands and I smashed some avacado from a sandwich on a white shirt, it’s soaking in bleach right now. Sloppy sandwich

TJBM likes to read in bed

No, I never read in bed. I reserve my bed for other things.

TJBM sometimes has dreams of deceased pets.

False, I have had dreams of deceased people.
TJBM Just enjoyed some hot cocoa.

False. Blackberry pie…oooh baby! lol

TJBM wants to know what @MRSHINYSHOES reserves his bed for haha

False…I think I already know! :P
TJBM Had a good day :)

Okay day. Not great, not bad.

TJBM once put on his/her shirt on inside out.

True.
TJBM Reads Cyanide And Happiness xD

True! I watch the videos as well. Those guys pick out the funniest satires.

TJBM finished reading a book recently.

False. I haven’t read a book in a long time.

TJBM sometimes bites the inside of his mouth, or tongue when eating. Ouch!

:( Owwie!
TJBM is watching NCIS with @LezboPirate right now, like me! ;)

Yes. Yes I am. I am right behind you, with a bowl of popcorn. Don’t turn around.

TJBM is in Alaska. (Not necessarily with @AshLeigh, @LezboPirate and myself.)

No.

The Jelly Below Me wishes they could become pilots.

@Prosb… Funny thing is, I turned around, even though I knew very well that there was a wall directly behind the couch. XD
Nsh, I’m good.
TJBM is skipping work/school tomorrow, because they’re sick. Like me.

Skipping today because I don’t feel like it.

The Jelly Below Me likes carnivals.

True.

TJBM likes clowns.

False. But, I admire rodeo clowns jumping in the way of the bulls.

TJBM has been to a rodeo

nope
TJBM has eaten a meal that they burnt to a crisp.

Yeah. We were hunting and we started talking and forgot about the food. It was really bad but we hadn’t anything else at hand then.

The Jelly Below Me understand that the case of “Anthony Bologna” is only talked about because it creates new drama instead of ending old ones.

False.

TJBM likes Chex Mix.

I don’t know what’s that so I don’t know if I like it or not.

The Jelly Below Me talks on Skype at least once per day.

False.

TJBM went to a meeting today.

False. I am debating between a day trip to some local mountain apple ranches and car shopping.

TJBM wants/needs a new car

False, just got one.

TJBM has a blue car.

False. It is Champagne Silver

TJBM has fall allergies

yep, but it snowed today, so they have diminished

TJBM is bored to tears.

False. At least not quite yet anyway.
TJBM Plans on watching The Simpsons Tree House Of Horror this Saturday! :D

Nah

TJBM is planning on watching the return of Beavis & Butthead tonight at 10pm EDT

False. I don;t watch any Tv, only Dvd’s.

TJBM likes to lie in the sun on brisk days

I am not one to lie, so no

TJBM once thought about being a nun

Never! I’m not big on self denial. lol

TJBM has a nice smile

I’ve been told I do… O.o
TJBM knows the square root of pi. :O

Only the approximation ^^

The Jelly Below Me wants to be able to listen to music all day long.

True.
TJBM is drinking nasty coffee right now.

False. I didn’t partake in any of your nasty coffee.
<—Smarty.
TJBM is not drinking nasty coffee right now. :)

False. I am drinking nasty coffee. It’s the chocolate raspberry creamer that’s making it so bad though.
TJBM is just..silly.

True. :D
TJBM is also silly.

True.
TJBM wants to beat Ash-Leigh up, with me. :D

False, she never did anything to me!

TJBM loves mussels and shrimp.

@LezboPirate, that’s not nice. And you can’t beat me up. I’m too strong. ;)
I don’t even remember what those taste like. It’s been so long.
TJBM is STARVING.

False, I’m making for room for taco night!
TJBM is having Mexican food for dinner.

nope
TJBM believes that God = sqrt(-1).

Damn it. I was hoping Ash-Leigh would reply and say yes.
I believe that God equals..God.
TJBM loves sushi.

Never had it. Is it good?
TJBM loves seafood.

Depends. I love shrimp, lobster and most white fish and Salmon. I HATE Sushi, clams, oysters, squid and anchovies. lol

TJBM is a snow skier

Half true.

The Jelly Below Me likes to eat meat once every 2–3 days.

Ehh.
TJBM is sitting by the heater. :)

False, but is warm in my house right now and sunny but nippy outside. :-)

TJBM likes to go to really good buffets

If it’s all you can eat, then yes.
TJBM loves how these threads always end up about food.

Haha true. It means I am hungry

TJBM has a dog named Rex

No, her name is Chloe.

TJBM has a dog named Rex.

False but I have a goose named…..?

TJBM knows the name of my pet goose

I think you mentioned it a while back, but I don’t remember it. I do remember they are Chinese geese. Will that do?

Oops! I forgot to put in TJBM. Thanks @blueiinh for not beating me up!

YES, Marwyn

TJBM knows the name of my dog

No.
TJBM will tell me the name of their dog. :D

@blueiiznh Tell us, tell us now! lol

It’s still Chloe!

It’s taking forever for this game to load again. The mods told us we could make a new TBMJ after a week. Should we ask for a special dispensation?

Maybe! It would be nice to renew the thread after about 250 answers.

@Coloma Hendrix. Self named the day I got him home from the shelter and he knowcked over 3 guitars

@snowberry it’s not that long yet. It usually goes slow after 500 replies. We’re not there yet ^^

I will get us back on track!
TJBM has seen a rainbow in person.

Yep. Lots of times.

TJBM is fond of rainbow sherbet

Yes, I am! How’d you know!
@blueiiznh Excellent name, I love it!

TJBM has noticed that Coloma has neither gone car shopping nor taken that day trip LOL..WTF…it is now 2:07 pm..well…might round up the kiddos for a dinner rendevous instead

I noticed. ;)
TJBM notices things.

not really
TJBM wants to take a long walk off a bridge.

There’s 3 ways to get down .. which should I take?

The Jelly Below Me likes to swim.

True.

TJBM is about to go food shopping.

nope, work. @Hibernate, the fastest way.
TJBM wants to play on a rugby team.

False, I’m not exactly sure how rugby works.
TJBM plays in a rugby leaugue.

False. I’m an old broad, I only play in my hot tub. lol

TJBM is an old broad

How’d you know? :D
TJBM will make me a swammich.

Yes, Swammich all set.

TJBM has a halloween party to go to

False. Us nerds are too cool for parties.
TJBM is sitting on the floor.

No, on my bed.

TJBM is interested in the share market.

Not sure what it is, but I think I should know…Ah, such confessions!

TJBM knows how to make an awesome soufle

False, I can’t even make a decent PB&J!
TJBM has worked in a resturant.

No. I think people would end up with soup in their lap if I tried that.

TJBM has a very tidy bedroom.

Not me.

TJBM notices that @Bellatrix has a new picture of her latest shapeshifting activities. GO @BELLATRIX!

Yes….I noticed. (shivers)
TJBM is amazed @Bellatrix has so many lurve in less than a year.

True. :D Also..I get a slight urge to squeal whenever anyone mentions “Bellatrix.” At all. In anyway.
TJBM Hates Harry Potter, but loves the bad guys. (Like me!)

:-( I thought you squealed in a good way for a second then @LezboPirate. I am nice witch honest :D And @TheIntern55, it probably has to do with my fluther addiction. Some people have progressed much faster than me though. I feel a bit stalled at the moment, but that’s all good. And no. I don’t hate Harry Potter. I haven’t read the books though.

TJBM wishes they could ‘glamour’ people like the vampires in True Blood.

It sounds like an interesting ability, but I don’t usually need people to forget recent events, or tell the truth against their will. It’d be useful for others though I’m sure. I’m kind of sick of all this vampire related stuff being made. Think we should move on to the next fad.

TJBM is looking forward to work tomorrow for once.

Edit: @Bellatrix There is a character in the Harry Potter books named Bellatrix, and is a bad guy. So you having the same name is compounding @LezboPirate‘s love of that name.

It is a good way. :D I love the bad guys. Remember? I just don’t like Harry himself, very much. I’m in love with Bellatrix.

I’m retired…for the moment. But I do have plans.

TJBM just ate a very fattening meal. Was that a good thing?

Not yet, but..I might around 8 o’ clock It’s happy brownie cocktail hour on the west coast now haha

TJBM has enjoyed a magnificent October afternoon

I have, indeed. :D
TJBM is having a nice cigarette break right now.

False. I don’t do that.
TJBM doesn’t do that either!

False. I just finished doing that. :D
TJBM wants to wear a lace wedding gown, just for fun.

Been there, done that, remember, I’m an old broad. haha

TJBM wants everyone to post their face for the next 10 answers starting NOW!

Here’s mine! ; o D

Sure!

TJBM is looking forward to snow.

Nine answers to go and I will remove my smirk.

Hate snow.
<< There’s my face.
TJBM is simply awesome.

True! It’s iffy where I am, sometimes we get it and sometimes we don’t, so, it is always fun!

TJBM is a secret crossdresser

If you say so. ;-)

TJBM is a cross dresser haha

Sometimes. But I get away with it, because I’m a girl. :D:D:D:D
TJBM is not a cross dresser.

I am not, no.
I’m a duck dresser.haha

TJBM thinks it;s too bad nobody would show their shiney face

Hey, I don’t know how to put pictures on my avatar. I’ve tried, but never figured it out. Besides, this
; o ) ... is what I really look like anyway!

TJBM is an amputee.

@snowberry click on the top where it says “My Account” then click on “Change Picture” then click on “choose file” (to upload a picture of your choice) Go to the area on your computer where your picture is you want to upload. Select picture and click on “choose” then click on “Upload” once the picture is uploaded make sure you have it selected. It turns blue with a black dot in the middle. Then click “Choose”, its on the bottom of the page.

False

TJBM just got a new pet

No, but soon my very furry schnauzers will return from getting trimmed and will look like brand new puppies. They LOVE it. They seem to have lots more energy when they get their hair cut. So it will feel a little like having new dogs.

TJBM has been involved in some way with the Occupy movement.

Ehh.
TJBM noticed that @Coloma‘s face idea didn’t work out so well. :(

True : ( I’d PM a pic, but don’t want to post one ; )
False on the Occuy movement.

tjbm works on wallstreet or near it

False. >.<
TJBM is glad tomorrow’s Friday. :)

Trueish. I have to work Saturdays but I know Friday’s are fun for most peeps ; )

tjbm took some pics of autumn today.
the colors around here are incredible!

Nah. I haven’t gone outside at all today.
TJBM has also stayed inside today.

noppers. did take pics of snow

TJBM likes to make snow angels

True! And snow forts and snowball and fights ; )
60 and sunny here. still pile jumpin

tjbm went on a hike today

False, I stayed home all day.
TJBM is craving cookies

No. Not today.

TJBM has a relative having a birthday this weekend.

Nope.

TJBM is having a bonfire this weekend and will invite all jellies

Only a fire in my fireplace but all are welcome to join me in my living room

TJBM Loves sipping a glass of wine while sitting in front of a nice cozy fire

False, I cannot take the taste of wine.
TJBM Loves relaxing by laying in bed reading a good book.

@creative1 Count me in on wine by the fire. :-D

Sometimes, before falling asleep.

TJBM has Halloween cupcakes

mmmmm cuppycakes!

yep…. I made 80 tonight :)

TJBM thinks candycorn is yucky!

True.
TJBM is wearing blue socks.

False. No sockies, I’m barefeeted ; )

tjbm likes to mix peanuts in with their candycorn

<gasps> candycorn is not yucky @AshLeigh!

mayhaps…..pass some over

TJBM makes their own carmel corn

Yup and boy its yummy

TJBM likes to make popcorn balls

I’ve never made them so I don’t know. Sounds sticky and fun though ; )

tjbm likes to have popcorn ball fights

sticky, fun, popcorn balls = YES

TJBM enjoys a good flour fight

Only if it takes place in someone else’s house so they can clean up afterwards. If it does, for sure, bring on the flour!

TJBM has a big weekend planned with lots of fun and laughter.

YES….and there may be flour involved too

TJBM will tell us their favorite candy that they sneak from their childs Trick or Treat stash.

No sneaking. I got dibs on all the banana laffy taffy ; )

tjbm is a junk food junkie

No. I eat a very healthy diet. I like a bit of chocolate sometimes.

TJBM can wrap a towel around their head like a turban.

Oh yes everytime after my shower my hair is up in a towel, i’ve done it since I was a child

TJBM thinks its HOT to make out with someone

Absolutely TRUE! Anytime, anyplace, very hot indeed ; )

tjbm likes caramel apples

I wouldn’t mind cleaning up a flour fight @Bellatrix. It probably would take long for it to get extra frisky, plus I’ve always wanted to put a flour hand mark on someone’s butt! LOL

So, flour fight at @EnchantingEla‘s place people :D I don’t like ‘toffee apples’ but only because of the risk to your teeth! Bit like eating Minties. A dentist’s joy.

TJBM has dunked for apples (where you have a big bowl, bucket of water with apples in and you have to catch them with your teeth).

@Bellatrix byof! (bring your own flour)

True but it’s been awhile.
It’s called bobbing for apples around here ; )

tjbm loves to make the kiddies do a trick for their treat

Yes, I enjoy when they do, butt I don’t make them.

@EnchantingEla byob (bring your own butt)

TJBM has TP’d a house before

Sorry @blueiiznh, I don’t know what you mean by “TP’d” (trespassed? toilet papered?). If the latter, nope. I once egged a house on Halloween, when I was a kid. The house was occupied by a very grouchy old woman. A veritable old b*tch who used to get mad at me and my friends for playing outside near her house.

TJBM thinks the world would be a safer place if everyone just stayed home for a day.

Yes. Let’s do that. :D
TJBM thinks it’s too hot inside of their house! D: