If Newt is the only one that shows up for the Trump Debate, should he debate himself?

Newt has been on both sides of just about every issue, depending on who’s the highest bidder at any given time. He could debate himself by facing right to claim climate warming is not understood, then facing left and explaining how solid climate change science really is. And so on for just about everything he’s stood firmly for and against. And both left and right Newt could take swipes at Romney for being a flip-flopper. Left Newt could slam Right Romney and Right Newt could excoriate Left Romney. I think this could make great reality television, and the Donald would get soo much camera time with only one person there competing.