Are there any questions that you absolutely REFUSE to answer?

Cake or death?

I am not answering this question.

Have you ever had sex with teenage elephants?

Er…O_o Lol.

Nothing I particularly refuse to answer. Nothing specific, anyways. Unless it’s something I want to keep to myself. I’d either say so or keep quiet. As for the dilemma issue, like if Nazis wanted to know where someone is, I might not refuse, since they’d kill me. But I would lie, or try to convince them that I really don’t know.

Also I’ve never fucked teenage elephants. How absurd.

How many sexual partners have you had before you met me?

Am I the best you’ve ever had?

@HungryGuy Uh, death, please… Cake, cake!! I meant, cake!

Does this pair of pants (dress, skirt, etc.) make my butt look big?
No, your butt is big. See? It’s best I don’t answer.

Do you have a life-sized poster of Madeleine Albright hanging over your bed?

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

I don’t answer most breakup or my life is awful questions. I don’t answer most NSFW questions because there’s too much of a chance that someone I know will figure me out here—and if I do answer, it’s very superficial.

For the time being, I refuse to answer questions related to hearing losses.

Ahem. Looks like I killed the mood.

Ok, I also refuse to answer questions related to laundry, smelly bodily functions, and teenage elephant porn.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies

What’s your social security number/address/date of birth?