[NSFW -- Possibly] Who wants to play familiar songs with lyrical wrongs?

It’s April Fool’s Day, so let’s fool with familiar songs. The game is simple. Revise the rhyme to any familiar song. Create something that makes fool’s play of what the real lyrics say. I made it NSFW just in case somebody wants to make their song revision a bit risque. Happy April Fool’s Day, all you Jellies.