[NSFW] Where can I get some new bauch?

It’s another TGIF day, but past debauchery has left me too debauched to get into proper weekend mode. When one gets too debauched, how do you rebauch? Why didn’t someone warn me that humans do not come with an endless supply of bauch? Can you get more bauch on eBay? Do street vendors sell bauch? Can I belly up to the neighborhood bar and order a mixed drink that will rebauch me? Where do I turn to rebauch my depleted bauch supply so I can get back into some proper weekend debauchery once more?