Suppose you were the unfortunate woman that plummeted from the top of the roller coaster in Texas. What would be your last thoughts on the way down?

a) Will my kids be rich as long as they live? How much insurance does Six Flags have, anyway?

b) Would I rather die or me handicapped for the rest of my life?

c) Is there a god who will save me? If so, where the heck is he?

d) why did I decide to go to the amusement park today?

e) Did I put my sex toys back in the dresser drawer when I woke up this morning?

f) How did my ex-husband manage to rig this?