I just stopped playing World of Warcraft... how do I get missions in real life? I'm completely lost.

I have cable, internet, and home phone, crazy roommates free rent and food. I have lots of free time that I would like to spend sleeping, but I can’t sleep as long as I like, I get too hot. I am only allowed to shower every two days. I’m not allowed to use the washer/dryer. Also I’m 36 years old and am on permanent disability for “Autism or Asperger’s”.I am 6’5” tall.