For those who know me from Fluther what should I mention in my Match dating profile?

My current profile:
I am a whimsical tall man living in Red Deer saving for courses in Red Deer college then moving back maybe to Jasper National Park in a couple of years.

I have lived in Red Deer for 2 years.

I take showers because I am too tall for the tub. I rent apartment buildings and expect hot water and power always.

I don’t drink coffee, alcohol or smoke.

I’m looking for a tall someone who has warm loving eyes adoring each other and are best friends.

I don’t like filling out these forms. Write me for more info.

I am searching for new hobbies. I used to Rapier fence for SCA society for creative anachronism.

My alternate profile:
I’m 6’5” on disability AISH (Assured Income for Severely Handicapped) I have 3 years post secondary education. I don’t smoke or drink or abuse drugs. I Fluther for 4 hours a day. I wake up at 5pm and go to sleep at 9 or 10 pm. I owe $5,000 on a student loan for liberal arts education. I am looking for a tall woman who adores me and me her

Feel free to chat and just shoot the breeze.

What changes would you make?