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Do you have strong sexual feelings for your lawn mower? The Republicans are worried!

Asked by elbanditoroso (33184points) August 5th, 2015

Off the deep end…

A republican congressman from Iowa (strangely, not Texas) observes that the recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage could lead to people marrying their lawn mowers.

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Aside from the idiocy of his statement, I have to ask.

Would you fall in love with a gas lawn mower or an electric?

Are lawn mowers with big bags more attractive?

Would you make cutting remarks to your mower?

Is a push starter better than a pull starter to get her going?

republicans… embarrassing themselves every day

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