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Do you have strong sexual feelings for your lawn mower? The Republicans are worried!
Asked by elbanditoroso (33184)
August 5th, 2015
Off the deep end…
A republican congressman from Iowa (strangely, not Texas) observes that the recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage could lead to people marrying their lawn mowers.
Aside from the idiocy of his statement, I have to ask.
Would you fall in love with a gas lawn mower or an electric?
Are lawn mowers with big bags more attractive?
Would you make cutting remarks to your mower?
Is a push starter better than a pull starter to get her going?
republicans… embarrassing themselves every day
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