If you were to have your own Country album...what would your song titles be?

If you were lucky enough to land your own record deal and were to bring out a country album, what would your song titles be?

Also, feel free to add some of your lyrics as well to give us all a better idea of how it would go.

For example.

How can I forget you when your body is in the freezer?
I’m panning for gold and my testes are getting wet.

Have fun.