How well can you lie on demand?

Why? What have you heard about me?

@Hawaii_Jake I’ve heard everything. Tell me why you did it?

I’m scary good at it. One of the benefits of growing up with a pathological liar.

I only use my powers for good though.

Too good actually. When you grow up with shitty parents lying becomes a skill used for safety.

@tinyfaery: Exactly.

I would fail at the first hurdle – convincing myself that the lie was true.

Not very well, unless it’s a one-word lie…yes or no.

I can do it if I think about it, but feel very uncomfortable doing it. It depends on who I’m lying to. to whom I’m lying??