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Can you think of a joke about Fluther?

Asked by Hawaii_Jake (37392points) March 6th, 2023

I’ll start.

I’ll bet jellyfish are sad there are no peanut butter fish.


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Patty_Melt's avatar

What do jellyfish turn to when they fall in love, if they are already jelly?
Are they just permanently twitterpated?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Medusa who?
Medusa Polyp. I’m celebrating my 400th rebirthday.

What do you call it when jellies cluster tightly for mating?
A jelly jam.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Spongebob SquarePants Is friends with many Jellies.

Brian1946's avatar

What’s a cute and respectful nickname for the father of Fluther?

Fluther mother fucker! ;D

janbb's avatar

Not quite a joke but:

“Must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that.”

flutherother's avatar

Why did the jellyfish cross the tidal pool?

To get to the other tide.

MrGrimm888's avatar

A jellyfish says “kiss me” to a marine biologist.
The marine biologist says “kiss you? I shouldn’t even be having sex with you!”

Dig_Dug's avatar

How do jellies catch a criminal?

They implement a sting!

kritiper's avatar

Three Flutherites walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The first Flutherite says, “We’ll ask the questions, if you don’t mind!”

Dig_Dug's avatar

How many jellies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None….we make our own light, silly.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^Bonus points for iridescent humor…

Dig_Dug's avatar

^^ Oh you light up my life :)

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