What do you or don't you like about water parks?

was just at a water park over the weekend and i just sat on the sidelines only to feel an intermittent spray of water, but i am just not getting in there no matter how much the boys love it for hours on end.

can’t stand all the wet bodies, the gritty floor, the humidity of the indoor water park, peeing toddlers, not to mention seeing “so much” if you get my meaning. don’t get me wrong, seeing stuff is great, but not on overweight folks or, yeah, um, exposed cleavage or butt cheeks of those who are, well not of age. somebody knows what i mean.

what turns you off about indoor or outdoor water parks?