Do you know about Green Porno? See details and link.

Scarred for life.

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY? “vaginal tunnel”....brb while i VOMIT

I never realized that Mallards enjoyed sex so much… So much that the females need secret passage ways.

Why is it called green porn? But more to the point, why would you show us that, Zen???

I hate you just a little bit right now.

Isabella is my new hero.

Is Isabella Rossellini out of work? Well she did date David Lynch. What would Ingrid Bergman think of green porno?

This might help to clarify things

@zen_ Well it gave me a good laugh. Thanks

Me too.

I saw those on IFC. I think they’re great.

I think that is crazy talk! I laughed my ass off!! You can go to the sundance channel and surf everything Green Porno and even find out what your Green Porno Screen Name is.

Mine is Slug Hackberry! XD

^ Crazy link. Nice.

Great stuff; all the bits Wild Kingdom carefully avoided…I’m sure there is science teacher/entomologist out there wondering how to use that in class without parents freaking out over the name…. (“Hey Mom, guess what? Teacher says I have to watch porno for homework!..there’s even gonna be a test!..”)

btw..I’m ‘Vanderbilt Chromi’ ....I’m trying it on…

Has anyone tried decapitating a man in flagrante delicto to determine whether he continues to thrust until ejaculation?

@BluRhino Your nickname sort of already invokes green porno, not? ~