If you were to become a serial killer how would you kill your victims?

Your moniker is kind of a clue as to how you would do it.

You first open a restaurant and then you serve your victims and grind up the bones so there is no evidence left behind.

@janbb LMAO Great answer and i will mark it accordingly!

@JustmeAman Ok. That describes how you would get rid of the bodies, but how would you end their lifes?

Oh that. I would be quick about it. I hate to see anything suffer. So quick poison, bullet behind the back of the head but no torture at all.

@JustmeAman No torture!? Well that just takes all the fun out of it. You can only kill someone once, why not have fun with it. LOL Anywhow here’s your great answer.

I would stab them over and over.

I’d wear a plaid shirt, leather jacket, and grease my hair back into a pompadour. I’d drive around in an armored ‘55 Chevy Bel Air and wait for people to cut me off, tailgate me, or whatever. Then, I would kick in my turbo-charged engine, chase them down a country road, ram them off the road, pull them from their vehicle and tie them to a tree where I would hack them to pieces while blaring ‘50s doo-wop tunes from my speakers and crying.

This magic moment….. so different and so new…. was unlike any other…. until I met you…..... *hack

“Hey man, what does this cloth soaked in chloroform smell like?”

With kindness…..eh, eh, now that’s a doozy! :¬)

Applause, applause, applause That quite possibly is the coolest thing I have ever heard. I wish I could give you 1,000, 000 lurve for that answer, but unfortunately I can only give you 5. Here you go!

@ucme LOL. Cute answer.

@erichw1504 That is priceless.

Let’s see there is a train track right by my place. I could tie them to the track and sit with the Ho Bo’s and watch. Gather up the meat and go feed the public. Yea that’s it.

@JustmeAman Good. You are mixing evil with kindness. I bet it tastes great!

Ants. Not red ants. Just good old garden variety ants.

Ooo. And slugs, too. And leeches.

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And cockroaches.

Time.

By guillotine.

I think it tastes a little like Chicken.

@wundayatta Ah how sweet! You just went midevil on my ass! LOL

@YoBob Original. I like it.
@troubleinharlem Cliche’, but all input is appreciated. Here’s your “great answer star.”
@JustmeAman And spam.

Via intricate trap like Jigsaw’s, only there’s no escape!

@erichw1504 Delightfully twisted. + lurve.

Disclaimer: I would never do any of this stuff

I’m a little sadistic, but pretty moral, so I’d probably go for vigilante justice (which I typically don’t agree with in the first place, but I also don’t agree with just going out and killing people either) so I wouldn’t feel too bad about what I’m doing. I wouldn’t just give people a taste of their own medicine, I’d OD them. Rapists would probably be my first target.

I’m a small female, so I’d probably lure them in by making them feel like they can trust me (which people seem to already, since they’re cool telling me things about them that they normally wouldn’t). For males, it’d probably be a bang gone wrong.

In the beginning, it would likely be all about submission. Whether by fear or pain, my entire goal would be to force them to give in.

After I got tired of that, I’d probably play with them longer. Torture their minds instead of their bodies. Use them as experiments that aren’t ethical. Truly test the limits of the human mind and body. What does it take to drive someone mad? Can they ever come back from the edge? And not just that, but actually try to perform a study that can actually be beneficial to someone else, but cannot do the study themselves because it isn’t ethical.

More than likely, their death would be an act of mercy in the end.

I know this doesn’t really answer your real questions, but I would probably change up my style a lot, not just because it’d make me harder to catch, but because it’s possible I’d get bored.

@dee1313 Well although like you stated it doesn’t really answer my question I found it sadistic, offensive, disgusting and anti-social! WAY TO GO! + lurve

Disclaimer: I would never do any of this stuff

I would handcuff someone, sodomize them, offer them a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich as an apology and then strangle them to death while reciting verses of the bible.

Tickle them to death.

who needs MO’s? I’d do it however with whatever, depends on my mood and schedule. If I feel like taking my time, maybe something like death of a thousand paper cuts, if I feel like getting it over quick, toss you into the wood chipper, but I’d leave whether or not you go in head or feet first up to a coin toss.

Sex would have to be involved – death before their orgasm, after mine and I’d do vigilante justice.

I would emulate the Zodiac Killer.

I mean how cool is it that he created his own killing suit??

http://www.allserialkillers.com/zodiac_killer.htm

I’d go Ted Bundy on their asses.

@erichw1504 What…..you’ll bugger them!?!

Oh I have so many that I like but I can’t type them all.
Sleep deprivation until death is one of my new favorites.
Freeze them almost to the point of hypothermia, then burn them until their blood boils and keep doing it.
Cut of one limb at a time starting with toes, then ears, fingers, until they bleed to death.
Pour acid on them slowly, start at the feet and work my way up.
Starve them to death.
Tell the person that their whole family will die if the they don’t kill themselves. I would give them a knife, a gun, and a plastic bag.
Dissect them alive. Pull out their intestines and stomach.
Put them in a room with a million bees.
:)

Feed them to death?!

@ucme What?!

@ZEPHYRA In America you don’t even need to do anything.

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal how would you do it?

@erichw1504 never mind.

@ucme OK!

I have had several ideas about this over the years. The first is to conk them on the head with a brick of coffee and then open the bag (to let air in) so there is no object that matches the shape of the wound (kind of like the “hit them on the head with a frozen leg of lamb and then eat the lamb approach.”)

My best is to lure them (chloroform would be fine) into the kiln at a large university. The moisture in the body would cause all the pots to explode and a grad student would sweep out the damage the next morning, removing all the evidence.

I’d put them in a big catapult and hurl them over the city skyline…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEDBEkOGzM

I’m boring but I’d opt for the classic, a nice clean slash across the throat with a butcher knife.

Freezing them in Scotty’s transporter buffer.

But Geordi will find them a hundred years later and re-materialize them from the quantum particle trace…

Or cook them alive in a giant toaster…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldJxA4ajxaY

Exactly. I guess I’m not a real killer after all ;-)

@daytonamisticrip I love your sadistic and sick answer! Now for your question how would I do it: I would handcuff someone, sodomize them, offer them a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich as an apology and then strangle them to death while reciting verses of the bible.

Since I live in a major wildlife zone I’d just stake ‘em to a tree and wait for the coyotes and cougars to do their thing. lol

@Coloma Sicko! LOL

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal

Yeah, I know, I am a creative sort. lol

Rub ‘em down with bacon fat and wait for the wild ones to sniff ‘em out. haha

Or spray them with Rattlesnake pheromones. heh! ;-)

@coloma How about make them go hangliding at night on the fourth of July?

I would very simply shoot them with a gun or slash their throat with a knife.

But since some people are having alot of fun with this I’ll try do so too. Maybe when I somehow capture them (god knows how) I would rip off one of their nails in their face. I would then blindfold them and continue with the rest of the nails. I would then cut along their fingers from the base to the top. Then dip half of their legs into acid while I break their clavicle (collar bone). Then I would pierce holes into their face around the eyes. Then I would starve them to death. I wouldn’t be doing this of course. I’m far from sadistic and I’m too squeemish to watch. I also think that would take to long. I personally think the short and simple way is the way to go, but someone on here wouldn’t like that.

@Ultramarine_Ocean never would have expected that from you. Lurve all the way around!

@Symbeline butcher knives aren’t for slashing they’re for chopping. Learn your knives. :)

One by one. Duh!!