The bodies are starting to pile up- any suggestions on discreet burial locations?

What if I really need to use my spot someday? It wouldn’t be wise to share that secret. :)

In the series Deadwood a favorite method was to feed the body to some pigs. Kind of an early form of “recycling”...yum…I think i’ll have some bacon tomorrow morning.

@WillWorkForChocolate Hang in there girl, you can do this—I mean the smoking part. As far as the bodies, I still like concrete block tied to the body and dropped into the river.

Drop them out of a small airplane over The Mall of America?

@lucillelucillelucille Seems a little expensive though… how much does it cost to rent a plane? LOL

@WillWorkForChocolate -Hijack,baby! XD

@lucillelucillelucille Oh hell no, that would be worse than the dead body…

@WillWorkForChocolate -Just take it one day at a time or rather one minute at a time.That is what I had to do.:)

Upstate New York. Or, I’d pull a “Dexter,” and the body would be in many pieces on the ocean floor.

By the way, a HUGE congratulations on your accomplishment. It will get easier in time. :)

I know where there’s an old clay plant with an abandoned large pond. Pefect spot. (I quit 5 years ago!) ;~D

Dig deeper holes and have a long pig pit roast party!!

Is it wrong that I’m tempted to add “manic killing spree” to my topics of interest?

Buy enough purple robes for everyone. Dress them.
Take them all to an isoloated part of the park. Draw a small labyrinth in the ground.
Instant cult mass suicide.

a friend of mine swears the Jonestown tragedy was actually the CIA dumping their bodies

Wood chipper.

I’ve got plenty of space out here. Even if the body is dug up the coyote will take care of it.

I love the pig idea personally! Plenty of pig farms out in rural OK.

Under my floor boards.

Running outta room though.

Metaphorically speaking, I’d not dispose of any. Instead, I’d hope for zombie rebirth so I could whack out again and again and again!

Zombie Land was a GOOD movie, but the wood chipper ( aka. Fargo ) is also a viable option.

@Taciturnu What the heck is wrong with Upstate NY? Ok choc, I’ll show you a few good spots. Hang in there lady. :)

The little engine that could is running on fumes and rickety ass wheels. This freakin sucks.

@Adirondackwannabe Nothing at all! But if you’re looking to hide a body (and get your workout in!) burying a body in upstate New York in the middle of winter would be unlikely, no?... Anybody?...

Well, I wouldn’t think to look there.

@WillWorkForChocolate Hang in there lady.
@Taciturnu I know some pretty deep lakes that aren’t completely frozen over. I also know some very remote woods.

Um excuse me but did you murder a bunch of people and just ran out of burial locations?

@hotgirl67 Umm, you’re joking, right? You were asking that to be funny, right?

If you had a resturant there is also another way to get rid of bodies….......

I was just being funny. You can always use your Mother’s basement if there are no other places.

@hotgirl67 I would but we don’t have basements here, darnit!

If you happen to need a new cement patio, I hear bodies make good fill material…