Who I love in movies; Michael Myers. The ever returning killer without a soul, his robotic demeanor will destroy your sanity if he doesn’t kill you first. A killing machine with eyes darker than middle night, the Devil Himself trembles at the thought of seeing what lies behind the mask. (Actually his hair kinda looks like an Elvis Presley hairdoo.)
Icabod Craine In a time where society was dark, cruel and primitive, there came a man who was ahead of his time. He valued life, and as such, had made to rise pathology several echelons higher. (Man that’s so gawth) But much before this, he was ridiculed and mocked for his ideals, and was sent to the town of Sleepy Hollow to ’‘investigate’’ a series of brutal murders, all involving decapitation. Little did he know that science would not help him as much as his bravery and wit. He found love, he met ghosts, and carved a buncha dead bodies open. He’s also an hero.
Bub the zombie from Day of the Dead. A tear always comes to my eye when he realizes that his master is gone, and he mourns him, by having a fit, wailing and clanging his chains all over the place…and exacts revenge.
If that’s not typical enough a zombie though, I most certainly love every other film zombie ever.
Who I hate in movies; Those three bastards from the original I Spit on Your Grave. They’re not only mean, they’re borderline mentally retarded. Also, those dumbass students from Cannibal Holocaust who terrorize the cannibals by setting their houses on fire, mutilating wild life and raping random women. ...they sure got theirs, though.
Bombata from Conan the Destroyer. Filthy traitor to the end. He’s actually pretty funny, but I was glad he got what was comin’.
Mademoiselle from Martyrs. Not entirely sure how much more cruel anyone could ever be.
From TV
Moe Sizlack. My favourite Simpsons character ever, he kinda reminds me of me! But eh he cracks me up every single time. I kind disliked how he went from ’‘funny grouch’’ to serious emo as the series chugged along, but he still rocks.
Callisto. A villain from the Xena Warrior Princess series, she became the enraged and insane warlord due to Xena’s past…Xena was once a merciless warlord herself, and razed Callisto’s village when the latter was but a child. Callisto grew up wanting only one thing; the death of Xena, going so far as to become a goddess to do it. Also, man can she scream
Gabrielle, again from Xena. You have no heart if you can’t love her. That’s all.
Characters I hate on TV
Everyone in Full House.
Every single Pokemon that has ever existed. It makes me sick. I don’t understand why people like this.
Nephrite from the first series of Sailormoon. He’s 34 and dating a 13 year old girl. Really? Damn man, what tact.
