Will I die if I eat this yogurt?
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March 28th, 2011
So this morning on my way to class I put a yogurt in my bag. I forgot about it until now :(
It’s been out of the fridge for about 10 hours. What do you think – should I toss it or should it be okay?
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If it smells alright then eat it…. you’ll live : )
Die? No. Possible diarrhea? possibly. You’ll probably be fine, since this is a cultured food.
No. Yogurt is already full of live cultures from fermentation. A little more fermentation will not hurt you. Now if it sat out for a whole day or more, I would be worried.
Yes you will shrivel up and die. No i joke, it will be fine!
No,but you will sh!t the bed! XD
If it’s been sealed all this time, it’s probably fine. I’d eat it.
If we’re mistaken and you do die, we will be really, really sorry.
EAT IT!!! What flavor is it? I want some Greek yogurt with Honey now, yummy yummy!
If you die would you let us know, please? I’ll start a fabulous wake thread for you.
@JilltheTooth Yeah…you’d be the first ghost jelly ever! swimming around like the Flying Dutchman… lolz
Yes: type a message that says “I died of this yogurt” and then hold your finger over the Answer button while you eat the yogurt with the other hand. If you collapse and die while eating the yogurt, your last act will be to post the fatal message.
I can see the headline story on Yahoo! Q & A site helps woman kill herself
“Death by yogurt” would be a cool band name. Since I’m the genius who came up with it, none of y’all can use it, and I’ll sue your butts off if you even dare.
We’ll release our first demo “Ode to Seelix” in 2014.
No, it’s “Q&A site helps woman deliver last message to her friends.”
“Q&A Site Gets Question From Beyond the Grave!” I imagine the Fluther numbers would skyrocket, and we’d get more dream questions. Lots more dream questions. Better not die after all, @Seelix, it might upset our delicate intellectual balance.
I promise it would’ve been a fantastic party, though!
Oh, you silly jellies! I hope I don’t die, but if I do, I hope Death By Yogurt’s album goes platinum.
@bob_, are those guys all your cousins?
Oh, @bob_, I do love you so!
You’re going to die anyway, whether you eat it or not.
The question is, will it be tonight in abject misery and loose stools, or 60 – 70 years in the future (and probably the same way, come to think of it).
I expect your demise won’t be for another 60–70 years or so.
And now for a sensible answer ~.....If in doubt, throw it out.
I would eat it. What kind of yogurt is it? I hope it’s a yummy kind.
@Michael_Huntington yogurt is tasty. Especially Chobani Greek yogurt. It’s my favorite kind of yogurt.
@bob_ Why do those guys in the comic look like you, dude??
On a normal day I would not sit here and laugh about the untimely death of @Seelix, but you all have me giggling. thanks for that (love ya @seelix, best wishes)
It’s just regular old strawberry yogurt, but it’s the kind that comes with granola for you to mix in, so that makes it more fun.
@bob_ – Cyanide and Happiness = <3
I’m gonna eat it tomorrow. We’ll see what happens.
I’m actually quite pleased about the fact that there’s a thread about my untimely death. It’s pretty hilarious :)
Four months later…so did you eat it?
@JilltheTooth – Ha ha! Sorry to keep you all in suspense! I did eat it, and I did not die! :)
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