How would a real alien from space react after watching Hollywood alien movies?

Asked by mazingerz88 (28839

) March 29th, 2011

I love humor darting out from the most unlikely scenarios in human thoughts and experiences. Humans belong to the only specie I know who could start out as a microphone shaped spermatozoa and grow up doing stand-up comedy while holding a microphone. So please, fire away with your rich imagination and abundant sense of humor!

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Dude, I am NOT a plant.

Berserker (33548

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Probably with their equivalent of laughter.

roundsquare (5522

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File a lawsuit over image rights?

ucme (50047

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Sue for defamation.

Bellatrix (21307

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Learn the camera really does add 10llbs.

Bellatrix (21307

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@Mz_Lizzy Depending on the aliens, it might be 10000 lbs.

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They’d roll on the floor laughing for a good 5 minutes…then decide it wasn’t funny and annihilate us. : )

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After watching Independence Day the alien screams to the Earthling sitting next to him as he tosses his popcorn in the air, “XZXTCEXXEECH-! TERRIBLE MAKE-UP! THE ALIENS DESERVE THE BEST MAKE-UP ARTIST IN THE GALAXY! I’LL GO DESTROY THAT HUMAN MAKE-UP ARTIST NOW! That is if I remember where I parked my flying saucer first…”

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