What is one or more of your favorite sayings/quotes?

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

There are two which truly speak to me. One is a quote by Albert Einstein:

“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

And then there is one from one of my favorite web comics, xkcd:

“We’re grown-ups now and it’s our turn to decide what that means.”

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.

Make good choices.

Don’t worry, everything changes.

No good deed goes unpunished.

I have a dream…lol. Character really is more important than color.

We have met the enemy and he is us!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogo_(comic_strip)

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Mark Twain

Live in hope, die in despair.

“What seest thou else
In the dark backward and abysm of time?”

-Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” Act 1, Scene 2

Current favvy is

“Your god guarantees my insanity, but may I ask? Who guarantees your god’s sanity?”

“Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.”

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information”

My all time fav quote:
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
~Marianne Williamson

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
Don’t taze me bro!

@digitalimpression I’m the same and my friends say that I’m ” a repository of useless knowledge

“I ain’t black but there are a whole bunch of times I wished I weren’t white”
~Frank Zappa

“None so deaf as those who will not hear.”

Everything in moderation. Life,

Moderation in everything. Fluther.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people

Hahah! “Don’t taze me, Bro!”

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learnin’? Lol!

I could go on forever, but I’ll try to keep this short… ish. >.<
“I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutly boring.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They’re only powerful when you got your back turned.” -Eminem.
“Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.” – Eminem
“Your eyes are perpetually adorable.” -I don’t know.

There are only 10 types of people in this world- those that understand binary, and those that don’t. ;-)

To make a masterpiece you first need a rough. That is why God created a man first and only then a woman.

I listened to the old brag of my heart…I am, I am, I am. Plath, The Bell Jar
Be the change you want to see in the world, Ghandi

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

Don’t let yesterday take up to much of today.

“The only true crime is pride” -Antigone

If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you’re getting. =)

“How do you spell your name?”
“Let’s see here um, A… C…. Phlegm…”

-achmed the dead terrorist