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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 25?

Asked by creative1 (11974 points ) September 25th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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496 Answers

creative1's avatar

TJBM is having a big Sunday Breakfast today

Hibernate's avatar

I wanted one but the rest said NO! ..so I can’t have it [yet ^^].

The Jelly Bellow Me washes the dishes daily.

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, I don’t generate enough dirty dishes to justify doing it daily. I usually do them every third day.

TJBM is having a lazy day.

Ayesha's avatar

So true!
TJBM is having a wonderful day!

rebbel's avatar

False (partly).
My team has lost, where they were 1–0 up round half-time.

TJBM will respond to this statement within two minutes.

Ayesha's avatar

False, 15 minutes late.
Sorry about your team.
TJBM Is planning on having a really delicious meal!

fizzbanger's avatar

Maybe… I need to go food shopping…

TJBM is outrageously tall.

jca's avatar

I am about 5 foot 9 so “outrageously tall” would be a matter of opinion.

TJBM is not a morning person.

Hibernate's avatar

I am not. I get over thing really easy.

The Jelly Bellow Me lost someone dear to them in the last few weeks [two months top].

Coloma's avatar

I had to put my 15 month old cat to sleep in June after a short illness, he was dear to me. :-(

TJBM has lost a pet this year

Ayesha's avatar

Yes, my dog Rico.
I am so sorry for your loss.
TJBM has a really cute pet :)

fizzbanger's avatar

Yes! (at least, I think my hedgehog is pretty cute, though kind of emo)

TBJM is getting dressed up today.

creative1's avatar

Nope no where special to go today, just hanging at home

TJBM is going to have a relaxing day at home

digitalimpression's avatar

True! Football day baby!!!!

TJBM has dyed their hair blue at some point in their life.

Ayesha's avatar

False. I had them done in red and green!
TJBM Had a beautiful wedding!

Coloma's avatar

True. But, divorced 8 years ago. The wedding was great, not so much the husband. lol

TJBM wants to have a Halloween party

zensky's avatar

Make it a Purim party and I’m there in drag.

TJBM is Gay.

tedibear's avatar

False.

The jelly below me will tell us what he/she is having for dinner. Can you tell I’m looking for ideas?

gailcalled's avatar

A dish of quinoa with walnuts, dried cranberries, diced zuccinni and a mild vinaigrette and a large green salad.

TJBM had his first dream about his pet last night.

PhiNotPi's avatar

False.
TJBM is amazing at playing the piano.

mangeons's avatar

False, my piano playing abilities are limited to “Chopsticks” and that’s pretty much it.

TJBM watched a great movie last night.

gailcalled's avatar

True, I think. I play the piano well but I am not amazed. Practicing over 40 years is the key

True; Defiance is the true story of Jewish brothers in Nazi-occupied Eastern Russia who decide to fight and rescue as many Jews as possible. The best part, for me, was the filming on location in rural Lithuania, where my Jewish grandfather came from.

TJBM is going to pick the last batch of fresh raspberries now.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am going to make a couple of eggs from my neighbors chickens for breakfast though. :-)

TJBM is excited to have some help coming to do stuff for them today

Ela's avatar

True if you are on your way @Coloma!! Come on over! Lots and lots to do!

TJBM drinks milk from the carton while standing infront of the fridge ; )

tranquilsea's avatar

False. My kids do though.

TJBM can recite the alphabet backwards.

mangeons's avatar

True. It’s not too difficult when you practice it!

TJBM can stand on their head.

tranquilsea's avatar

True.

TJBM can speak three different languages.

mangeons's avatar

False, I’ve only got English and some French in my repertoire :-(

TJBM loves really loud music.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes I do. To cover up the noise of really loud sex.~

TJBM has a sour opinion of politics and all politicians in general.

tranquilsea's avatar

True-ish. I try to be a realist when it comes to politics.

TJBM has a dog.

reijinni's avatar

used to.
TJBM sleeps with their pets.

mangeons's avatar

False, my cat is not usually the cuddly type. She comes over and hangs out for a bit sometimes though. And it wouldn’t really be smart to let my guinea pig roam free while I sleep.

TJBM is lazy.

BeccaBoo's avatar

False, although I wish I had time to be…..when I am dead maybe :-)

TJBM Has a secret obsession with Bonsai trees.

creative1's avatar

No but I do love my plants

TJBM enjoys visiting a nice tropical greenhouse in the middle of winter

Neizvestnaya's avatar

False, I prefer to romp in wintertime snow.

TJBM enjoyed a glass of scotch on the rocks for their birthday yesterday.

Coloma's avatar

Bleh! No! Only wine, beer and bloody marys over here.

TJBM is wanting to make something really good for dinner but doesn’t know what yet

mangeons's avatar

False, I don’t cook. I’m too lazy for that! :-)

TJBM has a cold right now.

Ela's avatar

True. I woke up with one. (I’m feeling somewhat jinxed and conspired against) : (

TJBM loves watching football in their pjs

Paul's avatar

As long as you mean the “soccer” football then yes.
TJBM is a “soccer” fan.

boxer3's avatar

eh, somewhat. not a die hard – but I’m down to watch a game.
TJBM is never getting married.

Ela's avatar

False but it will take an absolutely amazing man to get me down the aisle. ; )

TJBM told someone they love them via text today.

reijinni's avatar

I don’t text and I don’t have a lover.
TJBM has too much junk and wants to sell some of it to Sanford and Son.

Ela's avatar

True! I am in the process of throwing a bunch of things out right now. (I’m definitely feeling conspired against and peeked on!)

TJBM is planning a trip to someplace they’ve never been before.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

This is true. My honeymoon coming up is a cruise through some Eastern Caribbean spots.

TJBM went looking for their childhood teddbear in the past few months.

Ela's avatar

False. I didn’t have a teddy bear.
hope your cruise is wonderful : )

TJBM has washed their washer.
Ran it empty because they forgot to load it
(just like I almost did because I got sidetracked reading this thread!)

TheIntern55's avatar

False, though I did once put all my dolls in the washer so they could have a bath.
TJBM loves nerds. Candy or type of person.

geeky_mama's avatar

Too true- both!

TJBM is savoring autumn treats. (Caramel apples for me!)

Paul's avatar

Do chocolate cupcakes count?
TJBM believes they don’t.

laineybug's avatar

True, chocolate cupcakes are an anytime treat, not just an Autumn treat.
TJBM wishes they had a chocolate cupcake now.

creative1's avatar

No actually in the mood for potato chips for some reason

TJBM is getting ready to cook dinner

laineybug's avatar

False, it’s 3:30ish right now and I don’t cook.
TJBM is going to eat a microwave dinner because they don’t want to cook.

Paul's avatar

I hate microwave food, just something about the texture.
TJBM wonders where MilkyWay is at.

creative1's avatar

No but I know @Paul has a big big crush on @milkyway and is missing her

TJBM is going to tell us what they are going to be for Halloween

Paul's avatar

At home not celebrating.
@creative1 I DO NOT!
TJBM doesn’t celebrate Halloween.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. We love halloween here.

TJBM has blond/blonde hair.

Hibernate's avatar

I tried once and it was awkward so i stopped.

The Jelly Below Me likes stuffed animals.

Paul's avatar

You guys have messed up.
@tranquilsea I did, now it’s more brown (naturally, not dyed).
@Hibernate True, they’re cute and fluffy.
One of TJBM’s main reasons for Fluthering is TJBM game.

Hibernate's avatar

We replied at the same time it seems ^^

And no it’s not about the game itself ^^

The Jelly Below Me wants to travel worldwide.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM lives in America. God knows I want to.

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM lives in Ireland.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Maybe, but probably not.
TJBM has visited France.

Paul's avatar

True, I disliked it.
TJBM loves France.

creative1's avatar

Oh so true can’t wait until my daughter is old enough to appreciate it to take her

TJBM has heard of the island of Montserrat

perspicacious's avatar

True. Also Montserrat Caballe the soprano as well as a monastery with that name.

TJBM will go an Octoberfest event.

PhiNotPi's avatar

False.
TJBM is having pancakes for dinner.

perspicacious's avatar

Oh no; pasta with marinara and spinach.

TJBM never, I mean, never eats pancakes.

smilingheart1's avatar

False. But got to pick my spots: fattening you know!
TJBM, like the Irish Rovers, drinks buttermilk through the week and whiskey on a Sunday!

perspicacious's avatar

She drinks neither on any day.

TJBM made a cake from scratch last week.

PhiNotPi's avatar

False, but I wish I had a cake.
TJBM had steak for breakfast today. (the opposite of my above post)

Bluefreedom's avatar

False but that does sound like a good breakfast.

TJBM has at least one exotic pet or did have one sometime in the past.

King_Pariah's avatar

False, only dogs, a cat, fish, and turtles.

TJBM likes to move it move it. (yes I just watched Madagascar)

Coloma's avatar

True. I love to dance!

TJBM wants to tell us a funny story

perspicacious's avatar

True. (But I’m not going to)

TJBM uses a large toothed comb.

zensky's avatar

What does that even mean?

TJBM is an Islamophobe.

Ela's avatar

Islamophobic, and no I am not (are you?) so therefore – False.
(unless of course they are wielding a large toothed comb… )

TJBM is going trick-or-treating and will share their Baby Ruths with me ; )

creative1's avatar

I am taking my 2 & 3 yr olds trick or treating and I am sure since my 3 yr old don’t like chocolate she will let you have her baby ruths as long as my neice don’t want them.

TJBM needs a hair cut

tedibear's avatar

True! Luckily it’s only a week away. Along with a new color. :)

TJBM is watching football while fluthering.

PhiNotPi's avatar

True (american football), how did you know? Seriously, how did you know?
TJBM is bilingual.

AshLeigh's avatar

False. I only speak English, and American Sign Language… Which is English. XD
TJBM hates the name Scarelette.

reijinni's avatar

never heard of the name.
TJBM wants to live in Quebec.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False
TJBM is planning a trip to Ireland and England.

creative1's avatar

I wish!!!

TJBM loves to travel when they can

mangeons's avatar

True, but I’ve never been off the east coast. (Unless West Virginia counts)

TJBM wants to learn another language.

Coloma's avatar

I’ve been talking in ‘Farside’ lingo all afternoon. Part of Farside lingo is re-naming kids Skippy & Biff. Larsonesque names, you know, for goofy kids. Skippy shoved the blower in my outdoor fireplace and created Mt. St. Helens. Way ta go Skippers! LOL

TJBM knows a farside kid

AshLeigh's avatar

Surely… O.o
TJBM hates high pitched beeping noises. >:(

Hibernate's avatar

No. I learned to get used with all the sounds.

The Jelly Below Me needs to see a doctor soon.

mangeons's avatar

True! I need to get my last Gardisil shot. I am not looking forward to it :-(

TJBM needs to see the eye doctor soon.

Hibernate's avatar

Oh don’t remind me…

The Jelly Below Me likes spinach.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM thinks their sister is pregnant. :)

mangeons's avatar

False! That would not be good.

TJBM really needs to see a dentist soon.

AshLeigh's avatar

True. XD
TJBM thinks my sister is pregnant. ;)

unused_bagels's avatar

True!
TJBM is the one who got AshLeigh’s sister pregnant.

King_Pariah's avatar

Falcon Punch! Not anymore. :P

TJBM would like to go see a movie in theaters.

reijinni's avatar

not quite as much.
TJBM wants to go to the movies with TJAM.

unused_bagels's avatar

True! We could do it MST3K style.
TJBM loves strawberry jelly/preserves/jam more than any other jelly.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks @unused_bagels is funny.

unused_bagels's avatar

TRUE
TJBM also thinks I’m funny.

mangeons's avatar

False. :-)

TJBM is scared of my mom.

tranquilsea's avatar

one of the reasons I stopped playing this game about 10 or 12 incantations ago was the fact that as I would start typing and would be typing for a few seconds when someone else would start typing and not wait for me to post. I’d have to either delete my post or wait for that person to post or there’d be a double answer

mangeons's avatar

@tranquilsea Sorry!! You can have the next one, promise! :-)

tranquilsea's avatar

@mangeons that wasn’t aimed at you, honestly. But it was a little ironic that you posted as I was halfway through.

It’s just frustrating and when frustration enters a game I exit.

AshLeigh's avatar

Now @mangeons is doing it to me! D:
TJBM thinks this game is getting rude!

mangeons's avatar

@tranquilsea Whether it was directed at me or not, I’m still sorry!! :-) Double posts aren’t the end of the world either, it’s always fine to get two different answers to a question!

@AshLeigh I wasn’t playing, I was responding to a comment directed at me!!

AshLeigh's avatar

… Now we’re at a standstill.
TJBM thinks this is the saddest song ever.

King_Pariah's avatar

Nahhhh the saddest by far is Friday. Lol

The jelly blow me doesn’t like weather that can’t make up it’s mind whether or not to be sunny, cloudy and raining, or thundershowering.

unused_bagels's avatar

true. I liked it better when it was cold and crisp, now it’s hot and humid again.
TJBM likes pop tarts.

mangeons's avatar

True. Strawberry frosted are the bomb.

TJBM is afraid of my mom. No one ever answered this before we got off track :-(

AshLeigh's avatar

True. ;)
TJBM is afraid of my dog.

mangeons's avatar

False? I don’t know what your dog is like so how can I be afraid?? :-(

TJBM has never had a pet.

creative1's avatar

False I have had too many in my lifetime to keep count

TJBM would like a glass of wine before bed

unused_bagels's avatar

TRUE!
TJBM Would like to come over Wednesday night to play a Dune drinking game take a shot every time someone says Spice

Ela's avatar

Not if you’re looking like that avie : (
Not enough booze in North America…

TJBM Looooves Monday mornings and can’t wait for it.

AshLeigh's avatar

FALSE.
TJBM is in pain. :/

dubsrayboo's avatar

True my lower back is not happy with me.
TJBM is having computer problems.

Bellatrix's avatar

I was this morning. They have now been fixed and I am just having focus problems.

TJBM has their own blog.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False although I do have my own pair of fur lined handcuffs.

TJBM believes in the existence of secret societies.

unused_bagels's avatar

TRUE! But they don’t want me to know that.
TJBM wants to lose weight.

erichw1504's avatar

False, the opposite actually.

TJBM is wearing a blue t-shirt.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just woke up, wearing jammies and sweat jacket. lol

TJBM has cold feet I need socks..woo hoo, fall is here!

Ela's avatar

False. This jelly had cold feets and is now wearing socks!

TJBM car is running on fumes and needs to stop for petro.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has more than 20,000 miles on their car.

gailcalled's avatar

True and I am thrilled because I have owned the car since late 2006. We’ll be celebrating our 25,000 mile anniversary together.

TJBM has lower back problems.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM is STARVING.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a lot to do this week.

blueiiznh's avatar

True….

TJBM is going to try Schweddy Balls as soon as they can.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has schweddy balls.

Coloma's avatar

Uh no…maybe schweddy breasts after a workout. lol

TJBM has manboobs

King_Pariah's avatar

Don’t call my pecs that! They’re sensitive, you know.
The Jelly Below Me wonders where the hell summer went.
(seriously, it was over 90 two days ago and now I’m freezing!)

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM has breastfed a baby (male).

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM turned their heat on this morning for the 1st time in months

Paul's avatar

False, last week we turned it back on.
TJBM is cold.

AmWiser's avatar

True. But I refuse to turn on the heat just yet.

TJBM anticipates raking leaves in the next 2-weeks.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM accepts Netflix’s apology.

Coloma's avatar

For what? I don’t use Netflix

TJBM loves Blackberry cobbler

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM just ate lunch.

reijinni's avatar

still working on it.
TJBM wants to BBQ next to a volcano and use volcanic rock to cook his meal.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM plays Minecraft.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is on the server.

blueiiznh's avatar

Several.

TJBM is craving BBQ now after @reijinni TJBM above

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has played QWOP before.

Paul's avatar

True, and failed.
TJBm has finished QWOP.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is about to qwop somebody in the face!

Paul's avatar

No doubt!
TJBM is QWOPing… all night and day.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wears contacts.

laineybug's avatar

False, but they would be helpful for guiding in band, my glasses frames are right in the way.
TJBM knows what guiding in band is.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM will educate me.

laineybug's avatar

True, guiding is when you use your peripheral vision, because you can’t turn your head, to stay in line or in the right place while marching, relative to a certain person.
TJBM thinks I’m a geek for knowing that.

gailcalled's avatar

False. Knowledge leads to enlightenment and not to geekdom (whatever that is).

TJBM has seen The Help and will share his or her opinion of it with us.

Hibernate's avatar

I haven’t seen it. I might watch it sometime.

The Jelly Below Me talks too much on the phone.

mangeons's avatar

False, but I talk too much in real life.

TJBM is extremely hungry.

Hibernate's avatar

Yes yes. And I’m eating ^^

The Jelly Below Me spills things often enough. [and gets stains a lot]

Bellatrix's avatar

Ponders on how you know that @Hibernate? I don’t spill things as in knock over cups and the like. I do seem to manage to drop food on my boobs and so have a lot of tops with stains on the front of them which I never seem to be able to get rid of.

TJBM got to work very early this morning.

Hibernate's avatar

Well I didn’t knew it but I hoped someone who spills/knocks things off will answer ^^

Today I stayed home ^^

The Jelly Below Me goes to the Zoo as often as they can.

mangeons's avatar

False, I’ve been to the zoo once in my life I think, in third grade on a field trip.

TJBM is cold.

Coloma's avatar

False. Perfect afternoon..4:20 and 81 degrees!

TJBM likes french bread and spinach dip OMG! I’m in trouble now

PhiNotPi's avatar

The AND logic operator makes the output a FALSE. (An XOR would have been TRUE)

TJBM knows how to count in the binary number system.

AshLeigh's avatar

Abso-freaking-lutely.
TJBM is lazy.

mangeons's avatar

True!!

TJBM has read Candide before.

gailcalled's avatar

C’est vrai.

TJBM is TJBM

King_Pariah's avatar

I prefer on top. :P

The jelly below me thinks that Voltaire would have made a kick ass comedian.

mangeons's avatar

True!

TJBM has to look at the keyboard while typing.

Ela's avatar

true : (
I am an excellent and highly proficient hunt-n-pecker, though! ; )

TJBM needs to clean their microwave.

boxer3's avatar

True. haha. sometimes I forget to cover things when I put them in there.
TJBM loves Wu-tang

dubsrayboo's avatar

Can’t love something if I don’t know what it is.
TJBM has some IKEA furniture.

creative1's avatar

No but I do have a few IKEA kitchen items

TJBM could use a romantic french kiss

TheIntern55's avatar

Noooo! I just got back from a volleyball game, I’m sweaty!
TJBM plays team sports.

Ela's avatar

True if it’s the “team sport” @creative1 was referring to ; )
False (atm) : (

TJBM is hopelessly romantic <3

boxer3's avatar

half hopless romantic, half sole-less .ha.

TJBM thinks it’s important to learn every day.

AmWiser's avatar

True. I insist.:-)
TJBM plays an instrument.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep, about 5 or so

TJBM is still enjoying their pool

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. This is Alaska. It’s getting cold. :P
TJBM is grateful for hoodies.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. Don’t really need them in Queensland.

TJBM has a headache today.

Coloma's avatar

False. My allergies were better with the cooler weather but I did have a sinus headache for about a week straight. Bah!

TJBM is going to bed in exactly 17 minutes

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM never gets enough sleep.

King_Pariah's avatar

Meh, sleep is overrated

TJBM would like the power to stop time every now and then

Bellatrix's avatar

God yes. I would love to have that power.

TJBM knows who Chrissy Amphlett is.

creative1's avatar

Not until I googled her name

TJBM is getting ready for work

Hibernate's avatar

Already there.

The Jelly Below Me visits fosters homes once in a while to help the kids.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wishes they were a cat.

Ela's avatar

False. If I had my ‘druthers… I’d be a dog.

TJBM makes their bed every morning.

erichw1504's avatar

Tralse… sometimes.

TJBM has OCD.

Coloma's avatar

False. I like my environment to be in order, but, I have no problem letting things go in favor of fun. lol

TJBM is a serial killer

Ela's avatar

True! I eat cereal all the time!
I love the (sugar) rush and can’t seem to help myself : (

TJBM loves to take naps and often does.

AshLeigh's avatar

TJBM is confused that @EnchantingEla is answering to his/her own response…

Ela's avatar

doh! my bad… @Coloma said Serial… with a S

retracting…...... carry on ; )

i did read it correctly though and should have left it open. my apologies

AshLeigh's avatar

TJBM intends to carry on. :)

Coloma's avatar

True. lol

TJBM has a pet rabbit

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has rabies.

Coloma's avatar

Not that I’m aware of. No foaming at the mouth or tremors.

TJBM has been bitten by a wild animal

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has had stitches before.

Coloma's avatar

True. A dog I had years ago bit my hand and ripped open my finger. Ouch! He was evil.

TJBM has had an evil dog

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has more than one computer monitor at work.

Ela's avatar

False.

TJBM has, or has had in the past, an evil cat.

reijinni's avatar

no cats, all strays
TJBM has given a mouse some soda.

King_Pariah's avatar

No, but I have gotten a squirrel to drink some Monster.
TJBM thinks that giving a squirrel an energy drink is just asking for trouble

Coloma's avatar

True. The squirrels around my house are already squirrley to the 10th power.

TJBM needs to get a move on

Ela's avatar

True in many more ways then one : )

TJBM needs to was their dirty filthy car!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has noticed the leaves changing color where they live.

blueiiznh's avatar

The certainly are. Peak in 2 weeks.

TJBM wants the leaf peepers to stop by their house and take a bag home with them.

AmWiser's avatar

Yes! True…take 3 or 4. There’s plenty to go around.

TJBM hibernates during the winter months. (Rarely goes out).

erichw1504's avatar

False. Why stay in when you can build snow forts and go skiing!

TJBM has at least one cup of coffee per week.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. I rarely drink coffee.

TJBM loves the smell of coffee but rarely drinks it.

Ela's avatar

Mostly True. I absolutely love the smell but never drink it.

TJBM tried a new food today and loved it!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has seen the first two episodes of the new Two and a Half Men.

Hibernate's avatar

No.

The Jelly Below Me hires help for cleaning/cooking.

gailcalled's avatar

Yes for cleaning one day every two weeks; no for cooking.

TJBM just drove 50 miles in order to purchase Milo’s ultra-deluxe cat food.

Hibernate's avatar

Not recent but I did that a few years ago several times. [not Milo cat food but something else].

The Jelly Below Me likes online games.

AmWiser's avatar

True, true, true. (Some days I use to play a lot between Fluthering).

TJBM Is on Fluther waaaayyyy to much (some days).

Coloma's avatar

True. Like today. :-) But..in my favor, I am all caught up on the important stuff, so, doesn’t take much for me to rationalize doing what I want. lol

TJBM likes french onion soup in a bread bowl

creative1's avatar

Oh yes and I think I may make some this weekend mmmmm

TJBM Loves homemade soups in the fall and winter months

mangeons's avatar

False, I’m not really a soup person! (Except for matzo ball soup as of last year, mmm)

TJBM loves animals.

Ela's avatar

TRUE! If I can pet ‘em I love ‘em : )

TJBM has 5 different breeds of animals for pets.

Coloma's avatar

False, at this time only 2.
Cat and geese.
But, IF I count the neighbors horses, donkeys, sheep and llamas, and their dogs, and the deer, rabbits, possums, skunks, raccoons, mountain lions, tree frogs, lizards, squirrels, foxes, coyotes, I LIVE around about 20 different species I see almost every day.

TJBM has deer in their yard

Bellatrix's avatar

No. That would be very cool though if I did.

TJBM takes their own lunch to work.

creative1's avatar

Depends I live close enough and come home for lunch most days

TJBM would love to have a glass of wine with me

Bellatrix's avatar

I would. That would be very nice. I left a glass of red on the coffee table untouched last night because I fell asleep.

TJBM will tell us what is for lunch today?

AshLeigh's avatar

I forgot my lunch today. D:
TJBM is really hungry. :)

AmWiser's avatar

False. Just finished eating. Now I’m enjoying a glass of wine like @creative1.

TJBM will tell us what is/was for dinner tonight.

creative1's avatar

Had a pasta, veggie and hamburger dish I made up this weekend, then once the kids are in bed I will joining @AmWiser with that merlot only 12 minutes till bed time

TJBM is in the mood for a nice crip salad

mangeons's avatar

True! I love lettuce, mmmm. :-)

TJBM wishes it was Friday already.

Bellatrix's avatar

I wish it was tonight. I can work from home tomorrow and Friday. I really do feel the need to be at home.

TJBM has big plans for the weekend.

AshLeigh's avatar

False. I have no plans. :(
TJBM got a shot today. D:

Coloma's avatar

I’m having a shot right now!
A shot of local Meritage wine, tis harvest time in these hills, the big crush is coming. :-D

TJBM likes to go wine tasting

creative1's avatar

when I am able yes but if not I try different ones by asking at a bar whats good and try a glass

TJBM likes Ruffles potato chips….

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…not so much, but, I am a tortilla chip addict. haha

TJBM makes a killer mexican dish like Enchiladas or Tamales

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish.
TJBM can’t cook. O.o

blueiiznh's avatar

False

TJBM knows a good recipe for autumn leaves

AmWiser's avatar

True. Burn to crispy ashes.

TJBM has had a long day and can’t wait to go to bed.

PhiNotPi's avatar

TRUE!!!!!
TJBM is wide awake.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True. Making every last minute count in the two remaining days of my vacation.

TJBM owns a smart phone or plans to get one before the year is out.

Hibernate's avatar

I usually have really really outdated phones .. I mean I only use them to call people [I need to be able to hear the other person really good so I don’t really care how the phone is like].
For now I use this

The Jelly Below Me owns several phones.

Ela's avatar

True. 5 counting my kid’s. (1 landline and 4 cells)

TJBM exercises every morning ; )

Stinley's avatar

False but I wish I could get my ass in gear and make it true
TJBM is in love

AshLeigh's avatar

One day… :)
TJBM molested the snooze button this morning. :D

Coloma's avatar

Haha…false. Woke up on my own around 7. I rarely use my alarm as my work is not until 11am.

TJBM has red hair

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is nearing 40 and still single.

Coloma's avatar

False. Turning 52, divorced 9 years ago after 22 years of marriage. Never been happier! :-D

TJBM likes horror movies

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. This jelly really, really dislikes horror movies.

TJBM is overdue on completing chores around the household.

Bellatrix's avatar

Always, always overdue on doing chores. I am not a domestic goddess.

TJBM is really into crime shows on television.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes homemade rice krispies treats.

mangeons's avatar

True, my dad’s fiancee has made them for us before and they were great!

TJBM feels like watching a romantic comedy.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM feels like watching a sci-fi space odyssey.

mangeons's avatar

False.

TJBM is texting someone right now.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM loves to browse imgur.

MilkyWay's avatar

No comment.
TJBM is going to have a shower soon.

Paul's avatar

False, I always have mine in the morning.
Good to see you @MilkyWay
TJBM loves a steaming bowl of Pea & Ham Tomato Soup when they are cold.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I prefer your first option, Pea and Ham.

TJBM is interested in the work conditions under which their technology is produced.

AshLeigh's avatar

False. >.<
TJBM isn’t interested in anything. ;)

Ela's avatar

False. I am interested in everything!

TJBM has taken part in office chair racing.

creative1's avatar

Yup and started when I was real young when we would go with my mom to her office

TJBM like to walk around their house naked

Coloma's avatar

True, and my yard and deck and patio. Haha

TJBM can’t go naked around their house because the visibility factor is too high

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM doesn’t like to wear clothes. ;)

Bellatrix's avatar

Well I don’t mind clothes and especially outside. Quite happy to be naked though.

TJBM often wears pyjamas around the house.

mangeons's avatar

True! Especially during the summer, I live in my pajamas.

TJBM likes their job.

AshLeigh's avatar

Iffy.
TJBM hates Biology. >:(

Coloma's avatar

False. I liked biology, but, dissecting dead cats wasn’t a happy experience.

TJBM has dissected an animal

Bellatrix's avatar

I have. A rat and a toad.

TJBM is a member of a union.

mangeons's avatar

False.

TJBM can drive.

AshLeigh's avatar

True,
TJBM can sing, without making peoples ears bleed.

Bellatrix's avatar

It depends who you ask, my husband says I have a lovely voice. My kids throw pillows at me…

TJBM has or used to fantasise about playing a key role in a musical.

AshLeigh's avatar

EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
TJBM wants to redo “Cool Rider” from Greece Two soooooooooooo bad. :)

Stinley's avatar

False, never seen G2
TJBM does their laundry in a laundrette/laundromat

Hibernate's avatar

I do them at home.

The Jelly Below Me has been to a real war.

snowberry's avatar

Only the ones in my house.

TJBM is allergic to shell fish.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is allergic to life.

Coloma's avatar

False!
I am only allergic to Oak pollen, dust, and jerky people. lol

TJBM has gone deep sea fishing

boxer3's avatar

False, but that’d beneat. I havent fished at all since I was a little girl.
TJBM loves camping.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…not so much anymore, I like my bed or a hotel room or a moterhome. Sleeping in the dirt doesn’t appeal to you as much anymore once you are 50. lol

TJBM likes rocks

Ela's avatar

True? I love crystals and gemstones and believe in their spiritual values.
Does that count? ; )

TJBM often does Tom Cruise’s sock slide from Risky Business…

Coloma's avatar

Not on purpose, but, it happens, slippery sock sliding.

TJBM keeps their special rocks in a bowl of water to accent their colors

Ela's avatar

False. I never thought of that ; ) I carry mine with me in a small sachet and always wear one around my neck.

TJBM Favorite colors are pink and purple.

mangeons's avatar

Half true, purple has been my favorite color forever! Pink is just alright.

TJBM loves Sprite.

Ela's avatar

I live in a house full of boys so if it’s pink or purple it’s basically mine. LOL
I love them both but neither is my favorite.

False. I love Root Beer ; )

TJBM uses their shower for a water pic. hehe

Coloma's avatar

Haha..actually TRUE! I brush my teeth in the shower and thoroughly shower them too!

TJBM is going to the dentist soon

Ela's avatar

HaHa! So glad I’m not the only one @Coloma !

False, I hope! I need to but he is not my friend atm : (

TJBM loves to visit the dentist.

erichw1504's avatar

O.M.G. So true guys!
No.

TJBM loves to visit the gynecologist.

Coloma's avatar

Not really, but..I’m always in good humor, even when my feet are in the stirrups, last check up I was cracking my doc up. He said he couldn’t find my cervix, I said, well…keep looking, it was there last time! lol

TJBM has a good sense of humor

Ela's avatar

LOL Hopefully he found it and it didn’t just fall out somewhere!
Damn… that’d be embarrassing…

True! I can find the funny in almost anything ; )

TJBM often laughs at their own jokes

LMAO now you have me imagining walking along and… plop… buddy beside you looks and says… “you may wanna pick that up”

erichw1504's avatar

True, the cornier the better! The other day I was making homemade pretzels and I said to my wife, “Wow, this dough is really kneady!”

TJBM loves to make corny jokes.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. And because we have young kids we also have lots of potty humor. Poop and Boobs are the height of funny. ...Which reminds me..I got an email from someone named Shaik Maboobs yesterday and giggled all afternoon.

TJBM thinks Shaik Maboobs is friends with Amanda Reckonwith and I.P. Freely.

Hibernate's avatar

I don’t know who they are so I couldn’t say. [ I hope they are ]

The Jelly Below Me likes lions.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes pie.

reijinni's avatar

depends on the pie
TJBM thinks that Rick Perry was given John Kerry’s flip flops.

Coloma's avatar

I don;t even know who Rick Perry and John Kerry are. I don’t follow Hollywood or politics.

TJBM wants to bet that @EnchantingEla would type out on the enneagram personality profiling as a number #7 ante up, take the test Ela :-D

Ela's avatar

…... LOL

Ela's avatar

False. #7 came in third (if I took the correct test)
send me a link and i’ll take the one you’re referring to : )

TJBM has no idea what enneagram personality profiling is.

creative1's avatar

You are correct and since I don’t want to profile not sure I want to know

TJBM is enjoying a glass of merlot like me!!

AshLeigh's avatar

False…
TJBM thinks I should not take my Biology final tomorrow… :D

Coloma's avatar

@EnchantingEla
Just google any free enneagram testing
@creative1
The Enneagram is a typology for the 9 personality styles, it is very enlightening for personal growth pursuits.

False. Just do it! Study before bed and your retention will be best.

TJBM likes learning about themselves

Ela's avatar

True. I love to learn about myself and others.
googled and taken @Coloma ; ) #2 & #4 tied for first place with 82% each. not sure what that means but i am going to look further into it : )

TJBM has composed a song and performed it before an audience.

Coloma's avatar

@EnchantingEla

Cool! The Helper/Artist type ey?
Yes, read up on your type and wing, good stuff! :-D

reijinni's avatar

never
TJBM has played hockey in the buff.

Ela's avatar

No pictures, no proof @reijinni?

False. I’d frostbite my derriere. I can’t even ice skate : (

TJBM likes to play strip poker.

@Coloma it pretty much nailed me lol

reijinni's avatar

@EnchantingEla, you’re right.
Only with the right people.
TJBM wants a Blizzard.

mangeons's avatar

True, but a mini one.

TJBM likes going to the beach.

Coloma's avatar

Yes. This is a nice time to go where I am. :-)

TJBM likes going to the mountains

AshLeigh's avatar

Hahaha. I live in a Valley. I have no other option, but to like them. >.<
TJBM falls asleep at the strangest times. O.o

creative1's avatar

Only when I have had wine

TJBM has joined the mile high club

Stinley's avatar

False. I rarely fly.
TJBM likes getting that fluff out from between their toes

AmWiser's avatar

False. Fluff…what fluff!?

TJBM is preparing for weekend company.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a loogie.

Ela's avatar

[not any more ; ) ] False.

TJBM has been to an Oktoberfest, and had a smashing good time!

AshLeigh's avatar

False. O.o
TJBM will never go to Blue Grass. (Is that just an Alaska thing?)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes Simon Cowell.

mangeons's avatar

True, plus we have the same birthday!

TJBM loves cold weather more than hot weather.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM goes to the gym.

Coloma's avatar

False. I like walking on the nature trails by my local river, doing yardwork and hiking.
Gyms are too regimented and boring for me. Why the hell would I want to walk 5 miles on a treadmill and not actually GET anywhere? lol

TJBM likes to go hiking and exploring

Stinley's avatar

True, am currently exploring my new area
TJBM LIKES kittens

Coloma's avatar

True. Anyone that does not like kittens is a sociopath. haha

TJBM has a special artistic talent

Ela's avatar

True. I have a couple of them ; )

TJBM is a kleptomaniac sociopath

snowberry's avatar

Uh, sure. Why Not?

TJBM has held a tarantula before.

Hibernate's avatar

Aye.

The Jelly Below me wants to held a real scorpion.

snowberry's avatar

Sure I wouldn’t mind holding a scorpion, especially if it’s in a container of some sort.

TJBM was trying to beat me, but they didn’t make it.

reijinni's avatar

not really. I let you finish.
TJBM wants to kick Dr. Oz in the nuts.

Coloma's avatar

False. I think he’s pretty cool.

TJBM is grouchy today

mangeons's avatar

False, today’s been overall pretty good!

TJBM is so glad it’s the weekend.

Ela's avatar

True. I work Saturdays, but I’m still a happy, happy girl ‘cuz it’s Friday ☀

TJBM likes to Fluther in the buff : P

creative1's avatar

Haven’t tried it yet but who knows I may try it now ;)

TJBM eats naked

snowberry's avatar

Not normally. If I spill on myself, it can be messy at the least and painful at the worst.

TJBM is terrified of spiders

Bluefreedom's avatar

Not exactly. I think it would be cool to hold a tarantula. On the other hand, Black Widows and Brown Recluse spiders are seriously bad news and I hate em’.

TJBM was traumatized, by a clown no less, at some point in their life.

Ela's avatar

@creative1 omg… my mind veered totally off the road and took a header straight into the gutter on that one!!
depends on what you’re munching on @snowberry ; )

snowberry's avatar

@EnchantingEla Now that you mention it, I have a package of Bear Naked Granola in the pantry right now….

Not that I can remember. I do know I wasn’t terribly fond of them, but no trauma.

TJBM bathed an animal today.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to run a radio station.

creative1's avatar

@EnchantingEla Well that is where mine is all the time so welcome to the gutter

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM hates perfume.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I think a nice smelling perfume on a woman can be very appealing. I just don’t like wearing perfume myself…..unless I’m cross-dressing that day.

TJBM has a crush or did have a crush, at some point, on someone here at Fluther.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am addicted to several body sprays. I spray my car, myself, the curtains, my sheets and I dump them in my hot tub too. lol

TJBM HATES flies! Gah..I have two in my house right now that are all over me, die fly, die!

Coloma's avatar

Oops, cross posting

False. No crushes, but I like a lot of you guys—

TJBM HATES flies!

Ela's avatar

False. We currently have a pet fly named Francis. Though we haven’t seen him since this morning : ( gives @Coloma the hairy eyeball…

TJBM owns an exotic pet.

Coloma's avatar

LOL, the hairy eye

Not really, but I have a pet goose! :-)

TJBM has a pet bird

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has a pet rat.

AshLeigh's avatar

False… XD
TJBM has big plans for the weekend. :)

Ela's avatar

True ; )

TJAM did awesome on their biology final today?

TJBM likes extra butter on their popcorn at the movies.

creative1's avatar

Ohhhhhhh Yessssssssss Please!!!

TJBM wants to congratulate @AshLeigh on doing Awesome on her Biology Final today!!!! I know I do!!!

AshLeigh's avatar

Mmmmmmm….. Maybe. I think I knew most of the answers. :D
TJBM will find out when I get my test back on Monday…

mangeons's avatar

True, if you tell us!

TJBM had Outback tonight. And it was delicious.

creative1's avatar

False beef stew and it was still delicious

TJBM is going out to dinner tomorrow night

mangeons's avatar

False, after going out to Outback tonight I don’t think I’ll be able to eat for another week!

TJBM has homework to do this weekend.

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
TJBM is procrastinating. ;)

Ela's avatar

Is it true if I’m just procrastinating about procrastinating?

TJBM picked a pumpkin and made a pie from it today.

AshLeigh's avatar

False…
TJBM can’t cook. O.o

Ela's avatar

Falsish. I can cook… I just don’t wanna ; )

TJBM is a certified chef.

snowberry's avatar

No, but I did take a cooking course once.

TJBM thinks it’s fun to mow.

Coloma's avatar

False! I have someone do that for me, my yard is huge and it’s on a hill.

TJBM sees that EnchantingEla has gone poof just now

Ela's avatar

LOL EnchantingEla was gonna chirp in but seen Coloma was composing… blah blah blah whatever it says and I didn’t want to bounce ya ; )

snowberry's avatar

Hmmmm, It seems EnchantingEla is here after all.

TJBM has a contract with a pest service.

Ela's avatar

LmaO Coloma is crafting a response…

Coloma's avatar

True. It’s called a flyswatter and it sits near me now as I try to kill the evil last spawn of summer.

TJBM is @EnchantingEla !!!!!!! :-P

Ela's avatar

TRUE!!

TJBM is going to help me find Francis before Coloma does!

Coloma's avatar

False! Francis is toast if he lands on my face. haha

TJBM thinks Francis is a good name for a fly

Ela's avatar

True! (that’d be funny to see you smack yourself in the face heehee)

TJBM wants to Congrat @keobooks for making 5k! w00t w00t!!

<- feels like jbm hog lol

snowberry's avatar

Congrats to @keobooks!

TJBM haunts antique stores, and sometimes Army Surplus stores.

Ela's avatar

True on the antique stores (but I troll them, not haunt them) ; )
i love junk stores too

TJBM gets to work tomorrow.

Update: I found Francis <3

geeky_mama's avatar

Sort of true. I can work anytime I want – the drawback of a home office. If I do work tomorrow it will, however, be brief.

TJBM loves Friday best of all days of the week.

Coloma's avatar

I love any day that I can do what I want without any obligations. haha

TJBM is a free spirited type that does not like to be fenced in

Hibernate's avatar

Sure am.

The Jelly Below Me likes more to give gifts than to receive them.

Ela's avatar

True! I love to give gifts and surprises to people I care for : )

TJBM has a birthday coming up soon and will share with everyone!

Ela's avatar

will share cake with everyone lol i think it’s bedtime for ela : (

AshLeigh's avatar

False. My birthday is in April. But in April, I will be sure to share. :)
TJBM loves cake.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Of course (not keen on fruitcake though!)

TJBM has one a large amount of money on a lottery or scratchcard.

creative1's avatar

I wish but I guess if you don’t play you can’t win

TJBM is a early riser

Paul's avatar

False, so very false.
TJBM has been known to sleep till 2pm

reijinni's avatar

false, only till 7am.
TJBM thinks that eating fruitcake should be considered to be cannibalism.

Stinley's avatar

False. I am a human, not a grape
TJBM is sweating

mangeons's avatar

False, it’s chilly!

TJBM has never been to a football game.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’ve been to a couple but not really a football fan

TJBM has been to a rodeo

mangeons's avatar

False.

TJBM prefers writing in pen.

Hibernate's avatar

Well I prefer writing by hand but I don’t look what sort of instrument i use be it pen/pencil/etc.

The Jelly Below Me like calligraphy,

Paul's avatar

I suppose, although I don’t like commas instead of full stops (I know it was a mistake).
TJBM makes mistakes,

reijinni's avatar

I do, like going to a church.
TJBM is on Google+.

mangeons's avatar

False!

TJBM likes watching golf on TV.

Ela's avatar

Maybe if it was full body contact golf, otherwise nope. False

TJBM plays a mean game of putt-putt!

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t play any sports that involve balls, including men at this time. lol

TJBM throws like a girl

Ela's avatar

True. I am a girl @Coloma!! LOL

TJBM likes cardboard pizza.

ballless sports?!

Hibernate's avatar

No! Home made is much better.

The Jelly Below Me has at least two pets.

Paul's avatar

Nope, one is enough for me.
TJBM has seven cats.

AshLeigh's avatar

No… I have one cat, but he ran away, and probably won’t ever come back, so I guess I don’t have any cats. :’(
TJBM misses their pet that they lost.

Coloma's avatar

True.One of my cats got sick and had to be put to sleep in June. I miss him a lot. :-(

TJBM has seen a UFO

AshLeigh's avatar

False. O.o
TJBM is having a bad day. :/

Ela's avatar

True : (

TJBM is having a great day.

AshLeigh's avatar

False. :/
TJBM wants to give @EnchantingEla a big hug, and make her feel better. :D

blueiiznh's avatar

BIG HUG @EnchantingEla
TJBM has a hangover

AshLeigh's avatar

… False. >.<
TJBM is straight edge. :)
(in Alaskan teenager language that means you don’t drink, or do drugs.)

Ela's avatar

Thanks guys : )

False. Missed it by a few years and a couple of beers ; )

TJBM Needs to clean the leftovers out of their fridge!

Coloma's avatar

False. Did that a few days ago.

TJBM is excited about getting some rain Yay! The 1st rain Tues & Weds.

Ela's avatar

False. I love rain but there is notta dop in the forecast to get excited over here : (
The sprinklers are turned on every morning, though.

TJBM has a squirrel in their avie!!

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM is very angry at me for dropping my cell phone in some water. >:(

Ela's avatar

put it in a bowl of rice. the rice is suppose to absorb the moisture.i’ve never tried it but i’m told it works

Hibernate's avatar

@EnchantingEla won’t help. Usually the circuits won’t work but some people ar elucky and their phones work even after staying in water.

Not really. A friend did just that yesterday ^^

The Jelly Below Me needs to start eating according to a schedule.

Paul's avatar

Already do, for the most part.
TJBM enjoys jam on toast for breakfast.

creative1's avatar

Nope only when I am sick

TJBM wishes it was a sunny day today

mangeons's avatar

False, I’m glad fall weather is starting to appear!

TJBM has a headache.

Coloma's avatar

False. I rarely get headaches, unless it’s allergies.

TJBM just woke up in the last 30 minutes

mangeons's avatar

False, I’ve been up for about two hours.

TJBM has plans today.

gailcalled's avatar

I have plans every day. It’s called “living.” Today I am about to go for a walk, admire the foliage and look for the bald eagle that was spotted near my pond. Or perhaps the blue heron will show up, or the dozens of fledgling wild turkeys, or the deer or the red-tailed hawk.

TJBM has learned one new thing today, or hopes to.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, but, most likely.

TJBM likes tasking nature walks

Paul's avatar

Sure, not many near me though.
TJBM likes to wear socks.

Ela's avatar

True. During the fall and my tootsies get cold!

TJBM is watching the Chiefs/Vikings game ; )

reijinni's avatar

false. Titans/ Browns
TJBM mixes hot sauce into their pet’s food.

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here: I would but am pretty sure that Gail would be too sick to clean up her own mess.

TJBM is eating well and losing a little weight.

Ela's avatar

False. Not today! Today it is Tostitos cheesy bean dip and chips into front of the Vikings game with a little Fluthering going on during commercials ; )

TJBM Loves Tostitos cheesy bean dip with chipies!

Coloma's avatar

Never tried it, BUT..I am a chip and salsa addict, mexican restaurants had better be prepared to give me multiple bowls of salsa. lol

TJBM is thinking of going to some yard sales on craigslist this morning

reijinni's avatar

don’t do craigslist
TJBM would feed spices to mice.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

Craigs list is a little clandestine no? I have never done business on there and everything else is slightly creepy. Anyone have any good experiences?

Coloma's avatar

Yes. I have bought and sold a lot of things on C’List…no issues. I also like their section for local garage sales every weekend, and I have gotten 2 pets off of C’sList too!

TJBM has a lamp fetish

Ela's avatar

LOL False? What would one do with a lamp fetish? I do love lots of light (unless I’m feeling romantic, then it’s low light, candle light or fire light) and I need to have lots of windows. Guess I have a window fetish heehee

TJBM has a foot fetish.

Ela's avatar

Have you people never heard of the Craig’s List killer?! I’ve heard they have everything even dating profiles. My sister would kill me if she caught me on Craig’s List!

gailcalled's avatar

MIlo here; Only if the object of my adoration has four feet.Then, yeah, bring it on.

TJBM can recommend a good book that s/he is reading now.

Ela's avatar

New York to Dallas by J.D. Robb is one of my current reads. Love the series and Roarke is to die for! Only in books do they make men like this…. heavy sigh

TJBM reads up to 3 books at one time ; )

Ela's avatar

@gailcalled what’s “Mllo here” mean?

gailcalled's avatar

(MIlo is the top cat and the alter ego in my house He has first dibs at the keyboard and occasionally will graciously feed me my best lines. Here

Ela's avatar

LOL I love the “Mllo not…” (hope you don’t mind I snooped) You have beautiful flowers. The scenery is breath taking. I want some pink lily-of-the-valley now : )

gailcalled's avatar

Not at all.They are available to the public for a reason. It is gorgeous around here.

AshLeigh's avatar

TJBM already knew the rice trick. And it does work. It’s worked for me five times. :P

GabrielsLamb's avatar

YAY! It works!

TJBM knows something everyone else needs to know too, and wants to share that…

gailcalled's avatar

Probably true. Give me a hint. Animal, vegetable or mineral?

TJBM is about to get on the tread mill and find the fountain of youth.

creative1's avatar

false I prefer real pavement instead of a treadmill

TJBM just cooked dinner

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope, dinner’s not for another hour. And when the time comes, the wiffy will do it. ;)

TJBM owns more than 5 pairs of shoes.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, How did you know?

TJBM has friends from all over the world.

Coloma's avatar

True. A few.

TJBM knows what time it is in California right now

creative1's avatar

Sure do its 5:19

TJBM would like a puppy

mangeons's avatar

False, I’d rather have a kitten.

TJBM has school/work tomorrow.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Yeah, work, and really early in the morning too. Yeech.

TJBM lives in a place where there’s 4 distinct seasons.

creative1's avatar

I sure do, the northeast we’re in Fall right now leaves are turning

TJBM enjoys spring and fall the best for seasons

Coloma's avatar

True. Today was magnificent…77, breezy, a few clouds and I was rockin’ down the highway with the windows down lovin’ every second of it! :-D

TJBM gets snow where they live

mangeons's avatar

True, we’ve had some pretty bad blizzards here too!

TJBM hates cold weather.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Somewhat true. I hate hot weather more than cold weather. I used to love the snow and cold when I was a kid, but now I don’t like it because I got so much shovelling to do in the winter! Also, warming up the car early in the morning, going to work and coming back home in the dark, etc. It sucks.

TJBM is a combination of two or more ethnic backgrounds like me.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm not really…all european, Welsh, Scottish, a dash of german, some french. My ancestors got around. Sluts! lol

TJBM loves asian culture

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True, not because I’m Asian (Japanese/Chinese) of course, but because I just find things in Asian culture fascinating and applicable to everyday human life and problems. I grew up here in America, so I’m pretty “white” as far as my other interests go. Lol.

TJBM loves to swim.

Coloma's avatar

True @MRSHINYSHOES I traveled in asia last year..I loved it!

TJBM likes to travel

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

@Coloma I like to travel, but I don’t like the “business” of travelling——you know, going through airports, driving long distances, booking hotels, etc. But I love going to different places. It’s funny——when I said I was composed of two different ethnicities, I meant nationalities! I suppose being both Chinese and Japanese is not two ethnicities. Lol!

TJBM is at a place where it’s starting to get dark.

Coloma's avatar

Sunset almost. 6:22 and it will be dark by 7:10 or so.

TJBM likes winter but misses the extra light

AmWiser's avatar

True. So True. @Coloma Happy to hear about the progress of your rescue kitty.:-)

TJBM wouldn’t mind being rescued by @Coloma. Just think happy brownies.:D

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha….yes, just think! brownies in the frizzer

True. I’d like to be rescued, by myself. Well..I guess I already have been, I am rather self indulgent, hedonism is my vice. ;-)

TJBM can bake a cherry pie, and your name is Billy

perspicacious's avatar

I can bake a cherry pie, but Billy? No.

TJBM is not happy with this week’s USA Today NCAA football poll.

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Didn’t watch it.
TJBM is in a band.

perspicacious's avatar

Oh no!!

TJBM does not use deodorant due to rash.

AshLeigh's avatar

False… XD
TJBM thinks @perspicacious should be in a band. ;D

Ela's avatar

True… if they wanna be ; )

TJBM thinks @AshLeigh should sing in @perspicacious‘s band!

perspicacious's avatar

If I can be in a band, Ashleigh can surely sing in it.

TJBM refuses to wear Tshirts that have any polyester content.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes Mondays.

geeky_mama's avatar

True.. I like my work. I also tend to start slowly on Mondays.. I work a bit on Sunday night to allow myself a late start on Sunday.

TJBM has a very flexible work schedule.

AshLeigh's avatar

False. Haha.
TJBM laughs when they read this thread. :D

OpryLeigh's avatar

Sometimes

TJBM has drank Cherry Coke recently.

Coloma's avatar

False. Diet Pepsi :-)

TJBM loves Tapioca pudding

reijinni's avatar

it’s ok
TJBM misses Andy Rooney.

Paul's avatar

Never heard of him.
TJBM misses F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

reijinni's avatar

hated that piece of garbage.
TJBM wants a boot to the head.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM misses The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Coloma's avatar

Nope, I’ve never really been a sitcom type.

TJBM is under siege with preying mantises all over the place crazy…there was a giant one in my shower last night and I put it outside on my deck rail, and…it caught a tiny frog and ate it all except for it’s head! haha

erichw1504's avatar

False, but that is awesome!

TJBM likes hummus.

Coloma's avatar

True! I used to pack my saddle bags with hummus, french bread and beer for long trail rides when I had my horse. He was great about getting me home after a little party in the woods. lol

TJBM has owned a horse

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM works with computers.

blueiiznh's avatar

True

Tjbm loves twinkies!

erichw1504's avatar

False, have yet to try one.

TJBM has a costume ready for Halloween.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM no longer bothers with trick or treating.

Paul's avatar

Never did.
@reijinni :O what do you have against F.R.I.E.N.D.S!
TJBM loves Halloween.

Coloma's avatar

True. But I don’t get any trick or treaters up here on my mountain. Sometimes I go to the city and hand out candy at a friends house.

TJBM dresses up their pet for halloween

geeky_mama's avatar

Not while I have small children. Perhaps when the kids are grown the pets will be forced into this…

TJBM already has started eating the candy in the house meant for Trick or Treaters..

reijinni's avatar

@Paul, Friends is a lame show with lame casting. @geeky_mama, again, what trick-or-treaters?
TJBM would want to send Bieber on a one-way trip to Sudan, Iran, or North Korea.

perspicacious's avatar

As long as I don’t have to hear or see the little toad, I don’t care.

TJBM hates conversations about Halloween costumes.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I like costumes and costume parties! :-)

TJBM has a big DVD collection

perspicacious's avatar

I have a ton of videos and DVDs. I left about half behind when I moved.

TJBM loves tuna casserole. I remembered!

mangeons's avatar

False, I think tuna is vile.

TJBM is cold right now.

Coloma's avatar

@mangeons
“vile”...hahaha, well, now we know something you feel very strongly about. lol

True-ish…..just about to put on a long sleeved shirt, yep…in & out while I’m having some work done in my yard and storms a’comin!

TJBM is expecting stormy weather

mangeons's avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised, it’s rained for about a month straight here. :-(

TJBM has a birthday coming up!

perspicacious's avatar

Well, don’t we all!?!

TJBM is not shocked by the Amanda Knox verdict. (I’m not)

mangeons's avatar

@perspicacious Haha I meant soon, like this month or something.

AshLeigh's avatar

We’re at a standstill again, dangit!
TJBM is glad that I passed my Biology Final with an 81%! :D

GabrielsLamb's avatar

TRUE! Congratulations Super Jelly!

TJBM has amazing psychic abilities and already knows what the jelly below them will answer?

AshLeigh's avatar

True. Absolutely true. ;)
TJBM loves Nice Peters Picture Songs on Youtube. :D

creative1's avatar

Never heard of him, will have to investigate…

TJBM will follow me to Part 26 of the TJBM

AmWiser's avatar

Of course.
Absolutely!

AshLeigh's avatar

YES! :D

blueiiznh's avatar

convince me

AshLeigh's avatar

@blueiiznh, I’m there. Are you convinced yet? :D

blueiiznh's avatar

@AshLeigh will you help me with biology?

AshLeigh's avatar

If you’d like. :D

blueiiznh's avatar

oh goodie goodie gumdrops!!!!!!

AshLeigh's avatar

:D:D:D Why am I doing any convincing here? You’re already there!

blueiiznh's avatar

I thought you would never notice… :D :D :D

AshLeigh's avatar

I noticed a while ago… I just continued to try to convince you. >.<

blueiiznh's avatar

persistence is a good characteristic to have

MilkyWay's avatar

TJBM…

Paul's avatar

You just blew my mind.

Ela's avatar

puff

Ela's avatar

<curtsy>

MilkyWay's avatar

<Sticks tongue out>

creative1's avatar

<jumps up and down in joy>

MilkyWay's avatar

<Rolls eyes whilst sighing>

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