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(NSFW) How many expressions can Flutherites come up with for coitus?

Asked by anartist (14732 points ) October 20th, 2011

There are the basics: fucking, swiving, coitus,
the literary: he knew her, he went into her, making the two-backed beast, making the earth move,
the archaic: roll in the hay, getting some jelly roll,
the vernacular: makin’ bacon, bumping uglies, bonking, screwing, boning, shagging,

Can Fluther beat the urban dictionary?

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AstroChuck's avatar

Harvesting the honey from an angry bee.

everephebe's avatar

splacking

anartist's avatar

@AstroChuck why an angry bee? what about just slipping into the honeybot?
@everephebe sounds noisy like a bellhy flop in a pool

I forgot one [albeit of limited usage] dipping your pen in the company inkwell

njnyjobs's avatar

hide the salami
do the nasty

Jellie's avatar

Laying down the law. Playing hide the sausage. Throwing a hot-dog down the hallway (applies to certain situations).

@jonsblond I’m disappointed, I was hoping that link was a video or photo at the least :p

AstroChuck's avatar

Making feet for children’s shoes.

Blueroses's avatar

Take the log to the beaver.
Ride the skin boat to tuna town
Stow the sausage behind the beef curtains.

AstroChuck's avatar

Of course my favorite…
Posting a letter.

anartist's avatar

@jonsblond prosciutto e melone?

aldo—making a night deposit

Prosb's avatar

The most odd one I think I’ve ever heard was “the dolphin dance”.

YoKoolAid's avatar

Doin’ the horizontal mambo

anartist's avatar

@AstroChuck posting a letter? SWAK?

MissAnthrope's avatar

Knocking boots.

Boogabooga1's avatar

Making love?

AstroChuck's avatar

Giving a belly full of marriage pudding.

Blueroses's avatar

Putting the baby batter in the oven.

Going spelunking.

Parking the big rig.

MissAnthrope's avatar

Laying pipe.

YoKoolAid's avatar

Hot Meat Injection

ucme's avatar

Banging beaver.
Almost Shakespearian in it’s romantic connotation.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Dipping the wick

Keep_on_running's avatar

Our poor, corrupted English language! I could say I went out for a walk on a nice sunny day and we’d find some subliminal sexual undertones there haha.

anartist's avatar

oh forgot RE night deposit—penalty for early withdrawals

@Keep_on_running how ‘bout a little football talk?
I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Off side and holdin, yeah,
You ought a be ashamed of yourself baby
Offside and holdin yeah,
Holdin on to some one else

rebbel's avatar

Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

AstroChuck's avatar

Grinding grodies.

anartist's avatar

@ratboy hahahaha thanks

AstroChuck's avatar

Caulking.

anartist's avatar

@AstroChuck not grinding grotties? as in grotesque as in the way George Harrison said it in Help?

aaahhh caulking——reminds me of my tall ship days

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