What are some of the signs you're having a bad day?
You know, one of those you have a note at the bank, a girlfriend, and a wife and they all past due type of days. What do you do to fix it?
As always humor greatly appreciated.
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You forget your lunch at home.
When I know I didn’t get enough sleep, and trivial things annoy me. If I’m driving, and someone is slow, usually I’m thinking “Darn, this sucks…”. But if I’m really tired it’s more like “OMFG are you serious right now?! I am literally dying! Geezus!”
@Blackberry I swear I’m going to start carrying a gun while I drive. The idiots around here need a little culling. That’s my day today.
When other jellies copy my avatar. ~
When McDonalds messes up my order. “I said hold the f*cking tomato!!!”
first world problems…
When I trip over my own foot. At the mall. In front of 200 shoppers.
When I drop things or knock things over all damn day.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
Your twin sister forgets your birthday
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize you don’t have a waterbed
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of “Hells Angels” on the freeway
Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
You wake up and your braces are locked together
You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
Your electric car runs out of gas.
When you’re out of smokes, you have errands to run, it’s raining and you have no car and no umbrella and you can’t find ANYBODY to help you out!!!
@smilingheart1… You call the suicide hot line and they tell you to just get over it and hang up on you!
You have a boat load of lunch meat, but no bread to make a sammich.
You finally get to the post office and learn that to send the package to arrive by Christmas it will be $28. To go regular will only be $12, but I supposedly won’t arrive until the Tuesday after Christmas. : ( TWENTY EIGHT DOLLARS???? The wasn’t any one thing is that box that was worth $28
When even the little kid down the street disrespects you by sticking out his tongue at you and calling you a 4-letter word as he whisks by on his tricycle! @#$%!
When swallowing the live toad you ate for breakfast is one of the better things to have happened to you.
When you roll out of bed at 6:05 but it’s Time Change Day so it’s 7:05.
When you forget the work shirt at home and have to buy a new one because that’s faster than running home.
When the wallet you need to buy the shirt is lost in the car, and you don’t know where.
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