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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 36?

Asked by creative1 (11974 points ) February 16th, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

TJBM flunked their STD test today.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Actually, I don’t want to brag, but the doctor told me I scored really high!

TJBM went commando to work.

creative1's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought is scoring high on a STD test a good thing???

Nope I like wearing my panties
TJBM thinks spring is coming soon

MilkyWay's avatar

False, only gonna get colder…
TJBM knows what death pools are

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@creative1 I am not sure. I started talking to the nurse and he just asked me to leave.

True, although they creep me out.
TJBM whistles on occasion, for no good reason.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I find it enjoyable
TJBM loves zombies :P

Symbeline's avatar

Hell yeah! True as true can be.

The jelly below me likes playing pool.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, though I suck at it.
TJBM likes maths

PhiNotPi's avatar

True, sort of.
TJBM is bilingual (because I’m not).

cookieman's avatar

Nope, but my wife is tri-lingual.

TJBM would love a pet tortoise named Baxter.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, tortoises are boring. A dog on the other hand…
TJBM thinks cats are a woman’s best friend

SpatzieLover's avatar

True...cats & birds….& dogs…&guinea pigs….&.... And my tortoise is the one of the coolest friends I have ;)
TJBM has taught someone (besides themselves) how to read.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure, comes with being the eldest sibling outta five :)
TJBM is good at teaching

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’m freakish good at it. I should have done it for a career.
TJBM was nearly killed by some idiot driver today.

Symbeline's avatar

No…sorry to hear if that happened to you today, though. :(

TJBM has experience with glory holes, whether on the giving or receiving end.

AshLeigh's avatar

No… O.o
TJBM is a wizard, and will cure me of the plague that I have. (TJBM is also a drama queen, like me.)

jazmina88's avatar

Take 2 aspirin and grab an “infinite” stone in left hand. Did it work?
But say no to drama. My old momma is feisty enough.

TJBM loves stones, gems, and crystals.

global_nomad's avatar

Not really into stones, gems, or crystals but I did have a pretty geeky rock collection when I was a kid.
TJBM is an ordained minister.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am. ;) Or not…
TJBM will be here when I come back. :O

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True, nothing on tube.

TJBM likes Charlie Brown specials.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. I always wanted to marry CB
TJBM is typing on their laptop.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM needs to drink more water.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I think I already drink too much.
TJBM loves seafood.

KoleraHeliko's avatar

Not in the slightest. I’m not partaking in the eating of meats anymore, and even when I was, I couldn’t stand seafood.

TJBM has a nice, new bookshelf.

AshLeigh's avatar

No, but I need one. Too many books to fit on the small book shelf that I have.
TJBM has a lot of books.

smilingheart1's avatar

True!!!
TJBM has red hair.

mattbrowne's avatar

False.
TJBM values curiosity.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

True. I look at everything and say why? or why not?
TJBM is a crazy aggressive driver and loves to go fast.

erichw1504's avatar

True, but not too crazy.

TJBM ran out of paper.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

False, I still have a little left.
TJBM believes there is no such thing as too crazy behind the wheel. (That might explain the 8 or 9 accidents)

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false, but, admittedly, I’m a bit of a speed demon. Blame it on my fast car, it gets away from me at times, from 0–75 in a nanosecond, and it just glides over the road, a deceptive speeder it is. lol

TJBM is going to have a picnic today Meeting a friend at the river this afternoon, another amazing day of California sunshine. :-D

SpatzieLover's avatar

I wish.

TJBM lives where it is snowing today.

dubsrayboo's avatar

I hope it snows!
TJBM has a stuffy nose.

Coloma's avatar

True! How’d you know? lol I am dying from allergies the last few days. I have what I call ” Lizard eyes” too. Thank God that almost every day is sunglasses day in California. haha

TJBM is starving right now Oooh, what to have for breakfast

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. Time to eat again soon
TJBM will eat soup today.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm…probably not. I have asparagus to cook and a boatload of fish.
TJBM loves ginger snap cookies

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. On Monday, one of the mommies I share coffee w/during our kids group therapy seesions, brought YUMMY gluten-free ginger snaps along…MMmmmm

TJBM enjoys a nice cuppa tea.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes yes, but I’m a coffee lover at heart.

TJBM has a dusty house achoo!

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. It’s impossible to keep up with
TJBM has organized closets.

Coloma's avatar

Mostly, it’s the dust and cat hair and spider webs that keep me hoppin’. lol

TJBM has a spider they need to catch and put out

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. But I feel that would be cruel, as it can’t bury itself in the frozen ground. So in it will stay…& by that time I’ll probably be removing it’s egg sack, too ;)

TJBM likes the smell of dirt.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM would like to watch this video over and over again.

SpatzieLover's avatar

^horrific…i must leave now…too vile

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not going to click it. It scared @SpatzieLover away. D:
TJBM owns silver shoes.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Came back to see @AshLeigh‘s smiling face ;)
False but my son does own some for when he & friends play dress up…He’s obsessed with Dorothy & all things Oz
TJBM will not add any vile links to their contributions.

GrayTax's avatar

True. I’m not even going to try :D
TJBM likes eating strawberry yogurt and chocolate together

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Do not click it. It’s pretty sick.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Image is burned in my head :(

@GrayTax True.
TJBM grew up on a farm.

Symbeline's avatar

Nope.

TJBM grew up in the ghetto.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False.

TJBM likes horror movies.

Symbeline's avatar

Truth indeed.

TJBM once played in a movie.

geeky_mama's avatar

Do my Dad’s old Super-8 mm films count? If so, then Yes.

TJBM cannot watch scary movies. (I get nightmares!)

AshLeigh's avatar

I love them. The scarier the better. I kind of want to watch one now, but it’s the middle of the day. It’s not fun if it’s light out..
TJBM will tell us their favorite kind of movie.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. Anything funny
TJBM likes picking flowers.

PhiNotPi's avatar

False. I just don’t feel like devoting the time.

TJBM will answer “false”.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM prefers to live by the rules.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Depends what the rules are.

TJBM can’t comprehend @SpatzieLover‘s response.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False.

TJBM like to keep people guessing.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Take a guess. :)

TJBM will tell us their favorite book.

GrayTax's avatar

True. It’s only my favourite until a better one comes along, but I doubt that’s going to happen: Anne McCaffrey’s All The Weyrs of Pern. Best ending to any book I’ve read yet.
TJBM thinks that dragons are cool and people should stop making us fight them

reijinni's avatar

The Chinese and Welsh got it right,
TJBM likes the conversation that I’ve started.

AshLeigh's avatar

Meh. Too lazy to read what it is. :)
TJBM is a fearless bastard, like myself. ;)

reijinni's avatar

somewhat
TJBM is going to Brazil for Mardi Gras?

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has someone to cuddle up with and sleep with at night

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. Usually there’s a dog on my feet ;)

TJBM has at least on pet.

AshLeigh's avatar

I have four inside of my house. :D
TJBM will tell us their pets name.

geeky_mama's avatar

We have two cats and the kids named them: Emmett & Esme (back when they were crazy about Twilight, apparently)

TJBM loved the Twilight series.

creative1's avatar

Actually no, I saw them with a friend but I am not into the whole dark vampire thing

TJBM enjoys painting pictures

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, very much.
TJBM considers themself as an artistic being

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM enjoys doing DIY projects.

PhiNotPi's avatar

I enjoy designing DIY projects. I never actually build anything that I envision, though. I think I still have an incomplete schematic to a 4-bit CPU sitting around somewhere.

TJBM rarely accomplishes anything (s)he wants to do.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. <sigh> Though I did just finish buying cat food on the Net ;)

TJBM has a busy weekend scheduled.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Not really.

TJBM has nothing better to do than visit Fluther all day.

AshLeigh's avatar

Indeed. I’m still sick.
TJBM needs to do something productive with their day…

rebbel's avatar

My day is done (1:34 AM), no activity for me anymore well, maybe one more short activity.
TJBM has no idea what the rest of this sente…...............

AshLeigh's avatar

True. Haha.
TJBM thinks @rebbel is a silly goose. :D

KoleraHeliko's avatar

I quite agree.

TJBM should probably get around to cleaning x.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably. But I won’t.
TJBM won’t either.

Coloma's avatar

Haha true…tomorrow, I got too busy today. No, @rebbel is a silly gander!

TJBM was rockin’ down the highway today

AshLeigh's avatar

I was not…
TJBM did not leave their house today.

Coloma's avatar

False. I was all over the place, just got home about 45 minutes ago. You still sick Ashleigh? :-(

TJBM has lost 5 lbs. Yippee for me! :-D

AshLeigh's avatar

Last time I lost five pounds I was mad. I don’t know where it went. I still want it back. >:(
TJBM doesn’t need to lose any weight. :)

Coloma's avatar

Psht!

TJBM wants to send @AshLeigh a crate of Girl Scout cookies to help her get back her 5 lbs. LOL

reijinni's avatar

Nope, I would rather send her Shipley’s, Krispy Kreme, Dunkin, Tim Hortons
TJBM wants to be Homer Simpson.

AshLeigh's avatar

No thank you.
TJBM is polite. :D

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am indeed. Thank you, so kind of you to notice.

TJBM likes all you can eat buffets.

Coloma's avatar

Oh just stop it would ya! She who is starving on her diet right now. lol
Yes…I like the dessert bar! lol

TJBM will tell Coloma to be strong so she will lose 5 more lbs. in the next 12 days

AshLeigh's avatar

You can do it! Want me to come go for a run with you? :D
TJBM thinks @Coloma is perfect the way she is. <3

creative1's avatar

TRUE

TJBM is happy today is Friday

Coloma's avatar

True. Lets go for a run! :-D

TJBM likes true crime stories

Ela's avatar

Truish. I can’t read them I just look at the pictures
My fav show is Criminal Minds but a lot of times I peek-watch through my fingers.

tjbm will tell us what their fav show is

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Toss up, Justified, but I am liking the new Person of Interest show. And Mad Men will be starting again soon.

TJBM wants to ask a silly ask question in social, but has been holding off.

Ela's avatar

True n it’s you! Mr TJAB! do it! i double dog dare ya! ; )

tjbm ddd’s tjab too!

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. That jelly always asks silly ass questions in social, and deserves a break.

TJBM thinks girls who DDD should have to go first.

Coloma's avatar

What’s DDD, ditzy dumb dipshits? lol

TJBM is outta the slang loop

Ela's avatar

False! DDD= “Double Dog Dare”
Everyone knows its the darie goes first, not the darer @Imadethisupwithnoforethought : p

tjbm thinks @Coloma is a super silly girl!

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. :D
TJBM has a pillow pet. O.o

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

No, but my daughter leaves her sock monkey here when she is with her mom. She worried I would get lonely.

TJBM is sad they never get propositional pms.

Coloma's avatar

DDD Doh, Doh, Doh snickers at self & SHAF slaps hand against forehead.

Ela's avatar

False! I gotted one! I’ll share if anyone wants some of it LOL

tjbm gets propositional PMs all the time!

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True. Just from you though. Not from a lot of girls. You know who you are. I only PM with you I swear.

TJBM got her way.

Ela's avatar

psssssssst @Coloma… who is her? is you her?!

Coloma's avatar

My way? With what? Who? What? lol
I’ve had a couple of proposistional PM’s..I send them this sexy picture
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc435/GooseCorral/P1030661.jpg

TJBM wants to kiss my goose

AshLeigh's avatar

I sure do. ;D
TJBM sends proposistional PM’s all the time. ;D

Ela's avatar

haha @Coloma you should turn it around n show ‘em the butt!!

False…. I’m pondering my first victim umm crush ; )

tjbm has a crush on someone

AshLeigh's avatar

Does my boyfriend count? Because I definitely have a crush on that kid… :D
TJBM will tell me if that counts?

Coloma's avatar

@AshLeigh !!!! Duh…he just brought you a present last night! Psht! :-)

TJBM is wearing earrings

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not. I lost my only pair… Need to buy more soon.
TJBM thinks it’s funny how a bunch of people say PSHT!! now. :D

Ela's avatar

psht!! funny bunny indeed!

tjbm will make up a new word and share it with us.

Ela's avatar

I gotta go to bed : (

Coloma's avatar

“Uppatoo”what I tell my geese when it;s time for bed.Go uppatoo your barn.” lol

AshLeigh's avatar

TJBM saves things as “fdlg”, instead of coming up with a proper name.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

false. I save things as “Asdfg”.

Tjbm suspects people are empty inside if they haven’t seen “The Muppet Movie”.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. :’(
TJBM is wearing white.

Coloma's avatar

Yes I am! :-)

TJBM is wearing PJ’s

AshLeigh's avatar

I am. :D
TJBM enjoys wearing over sized clothing to bed. :D:D

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM has had teeth whitening treatment at the dentist.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM is a nag.

KoleraHeliko's avatar

False. I didn’t even know horses could type.

TJBM loves ice cream far more than they should.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m not a junk food type but I do love sweets.

TJBM likes Champagne

Keep_on_running's avatar

Uh, truse? I don’t love nor hate it.

TJBM enjoys the sound of thunder.

Coloma's avatar

Yes I do! I love a good storm..bring it on. sadly no big storms over this way yet this year. Bah!

TJBM is creative and resourceful

creative1's avatar

Oh so very true

TJBM is making something yummy for dinner tonight

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM does online surveys.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM is looking for a new avatar

AshLeigh's avatar

This one is fairly new…
TJBM is sick. I still am. :(

reijinni's avatar

Depends on what video i show you.
TJBM is going to post a video..

Coloma's avatar

Here’s a good one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtXPmWJcuZY

TJBM likes the cute little cave spider

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I’m thinking no.

TJBM is embarrassed by a relative.

Paul's avatar

Yes, my mother has this weird habit of fake laughing during phone conversations with her friends.
TJBM has neglected Fluther for too long.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really… I’ve been sick for the last few days, so I’ve hardly left my bed. Fluther kept me company. Haha.
TJBM is still in bed.

Ela's avatar

False but it’s getting to be my naptime so I may be headed there soon.

tjbm sings in the shower

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, but I sing a lot in my car, I am always coming around the corner with my mouth wide open in songburst, and laugh at what I look like to oncoming people. lol

TJBM is still loitering their PJs after 10 am today

Ela's avatar

False. I had to work this am. They frown on jammmies which I dunno why… my jammies are super smexy ; )

tjbm wears super sexy jammies too!

geeky_mama's avatar

Comfy, yes. Sexy? Uh, not so much.

TJBM is being serenaded. (My son is singing to me.)

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. I’m singing to myself
TJBM sings in the car or the shower regularly.

MilkyWay's avatar

In the shower, yes.
TJBM wished someone would serenade them…
@geeky_mama That is so sweet!

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wants to adopt a run-down city.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure, why not?
TJBM is drinking their favorite beverage, and will tell us what it is.

MilkyWay's avatar

I’m drinking a strawberry milkshake, which is around 70% of my fav drink: MILK.
TJBM thinks I’m nuts.

AshLeigh's avatar

Walnuts, even. :)
TJBM is called by their last name. :O

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! Nope.
TJBM thinks being called by your last name is a very American thing…

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. (I know many Indians where their first name is a parents last mane) —If you add an ‘e’ to my last name it becomes another word.

TJBM has a difficult to prnounce last name.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really. Just difficult to spell, since it’s really long. And people like to replace the ending “ss” with “ff”.
TJBM has no middle name. :O

Coloma's avatar

False…want to guess what it is? It begins with an “R” and ends with an “A”.

TJBM will guess

AshLeigh's avatar

Is it Ra? Haha. What is it!!!
TJBM will tell me what it is.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False, I’ll guess: Rhonda?
TJBM will tell me hot or cold.

MilkyWay's avatar

Cold.
TJBM is @Coloma

Coloma's avatar

True!
It’s Rowena! But you can call me Roweenie. LOL

TJBM knows a Rowena

SpatzieLover's avatar

False I do know a Ronan, though
TJBM will tell us the oddest first name they’ve ever heard.

Coloma's avatar

Hmmmm…..I know a woman named Shyla. :-/

TJBM knows someone named Skippy

AshLeigh's avatar

A dog…
TJBM doesn’t think Shyla is a weird name. Haha.
I know a girl named La-a. It’s pronounced like “La-Dash-Uh.” Haha.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. It sounds like parents were trying too hard to create “different”
TJBM found a penny recently.

reijinni's avatar

yep.
TJBM thinks that @Coloma would like to have some swans around her house.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. Geese+Swans do not mix.

TJBM is having a relaxed Sunday.

AshLeigh's avatar

Always.
TJBM watches Hockey.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False.
TJBM watches documentaries. Right now my son & husband are watching “Planet Earth” Whilst I scan away

dubsrayboo's avatar

Sometimes, I did enjoy planet earth.
TJBM loves getting paid for doing the laundry. Is that a quarter I see in the washer? Cool!

Coloma's avatar

Isn’t money laundering illegal? LOL

TJBM has unexpected overnight company coming Coloma racing about getting things ready…whaaaa…it’s gonna be Corona time soon.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Thankfully False.

TJBM is doing laundry tonight.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I am indeed.

TJBM has fruit trees in her/his yard.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True Off the top of my head: 3 varieties of cherry, 2 apple, a plum, a peach, a pear…

TJBM loves to spend time in their garden.

creative1's avatar

Yes I love to garden, can’t wait for this years garden

TJBM loves fresh veggies

SpatzieLover's avatar

True Mmmmm.
TJBM loves to take a stroll on a sunny spring day.

creative1's avatar

Yess, I did the last couple days with my daughters

TJBM has been enjoying some nice weather the past few days

AshLeigh's avatar

I have. It’s been very sunny lately. :D
TJBM hopes that it continues to stay sunny, and spring comes early this year!

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I do. Mostly because of my love of sundresses.

TJBM wants to be a better person but is limited by initial conditions.

Coloma's avatar

False. I try to be a better person regardless of my conditions. @Imadethisupwithnoforethought Sooo…you look good in sundresses ey? lol

TJBM has seen a man wearing a sundress

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.
TJBM has seen a man wearing nylons.

I’ve seen one wearing a sundress, nylons, heels & a sunhat…whilst riding a bike

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Only in the shows on Bourbon Street.

TJBM prefers to spend time with a small group of friends rather than at big parties.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, indeed. I am super introverted and big parties are painful for me.

TJBM is thinks the email I got from someone named Shaik Maboobs has to be bogus. (Seriously, say his name out loud: Shaik Maboobs. No freakin’ way is THAT for real.)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@geeky_mama That’s my cousin. I’m Shaik Maballs. Got a problem with that?
TJBM is sending me $5000 in cash for help getting me out of Nigeria.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I’d rather send my plane directly your way ;)
TJBM is full of nonsense today.

Coloma's avatar

True. My guests just left after a night of wine, music and boiling away in the hot tub…rummy I am, like a boneless chicken breast. lol

TJBM had unexpected company last night on short notice

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM did something very silly recently

AshLeigh's avatar

….. If you only knew…
TJBM knows! :O

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I would like to…
TJBM would also like to know what @AshLeigh has been upto…

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM will tell us!

AshLeigh's avatar

Not in public…
TJBM will tell us five things in their room. O.o

Paul's avatar

iPhone, Mac, Pillow, Xbox & Dog.
TJBM will tell us five things in their room.

AshLeigh's avatar

Me. Elmo pillow. My pillow pet, named Wundayatta. :D A book shelf. Random clock, which looks like a tire. :D
TJBM will tell us the color of their undies. O_O

OpryLeigh's avatar

White and pink!

TJBM is eating chocolate right now.

MilkyWay's avatar

Jaffa Cakes :D
TJBM is a fan of Jaffa Cakes

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is a budding scientist.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is an artist at heart

AshLeigh's avatar

Depends.
TJBM sings in the shower.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM never cries in front of other people

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t usually cry at all. :-)
TJBM is a happy person.

MilkyWay's avatar

I’d say true but that’d be a lie.
TJBM is a optimistic person

reijinni's avatar

sometimes
TJBM has fed grapes and onions to their dog/.

MilkyWay's avatar

0.o… False
TJBM has fed bread and milk to their puppy

AshLeigh's avatar

I have.
TJBM has a puppy! :D

MilkyWay's avatar

I had, but I don’t currently :/
TJBM had to give away their puppy :’(

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
TJBM will give @MilkyWay a new puppy. :)

geeky_mama's avatar

Ah, if only I could. We have no puppies and no way to make more.

TJBM is feeling very nibbly today.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM is kind to nature.

AshLeigh's avatar

I try to be.
TJBM is kind to people. :D

Ela's avatar

<ponders nibblin Spatzie…... >

Ummm… kind to peoples?... yes! True I am kind to peeps tho I am guilty of an occasional poke or pinch.

tjbm needs to do their dishes

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. But I keep hoping someone else will…
TJBM hates washing dishes.

Ela's avatar

False. I’d rather do dishes than cook almost any day of the week.
(I’m a better buddy cooker than on my own.)

tjbm washed their car today in their bikini!

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. It was sunny, but still winter ;)
TJBM will tell us what their least favorite chore is.

Ela's avatar

It’s a toss up between grocery shopping and cleaning the toilets.

tjbm wishes we had self-cleaning toilets

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. I also wish the dishes cleaned themselves & put themselves away
TJBM will tell us what invention they want invented.

Coloma's avatar

True. A standing massage tickler. :-)

TJBM has seen the movie “Up” and thinks it is really cute

Ela's avatar

True but not as cute as “Despicable Me” imo

tjbm wants to come help me with my homework : p

@Coloma Try turning down the water pressure? lol I dunno…

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

That really is contingent on the subject matter.

TJBM is also procrastinating.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. I should be doing laundry..F*ck it
TJBM has completed their daily chores.

Ela's avatar

False. Dishes are done and now it’s laundry time. Hmmm…. Since you’re doing it anyways Spatzie…....

tjbm went to the gym today

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
TJBM is lookin’ good today. ;)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Agreed.

TJBM is about to go looking through their pantry in order to make a snack.

Ela's avatar

<jumps back to avoid the stampede pantry rush lol >

False. Snack time is over it’s cookie time now… yay!

tjbm loves cookie time!

Coloma's avatar

I do, but I am dieting, baked asparagus coming up…yay. Not haha

TJBM is hungry

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Well, I’m actually eating a cup of soup that I just made. very good, Moll

TJBM thinks Dandelions are delightful.

creative1's avatar

Just becasue something is considered a weed doesn’t mean it can’t look pretty given there were an entire field of them. Just think of a sea of yellow dandelions spread across a field

TJBM is ready to meet the right person

Coloma's avatar

I already have, me. lolololol

TJBM eats dandelion greens

creative1's avatar

When in North Carolina I tried them and they were good

TJBM cooks dandelion greens themselves

geeky_mama's avatar

I just eat ‘em raw. But really I’m more of an arugula-kind-of-girl.

TJBM is headed off on jet plane. <sigh> Again

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I go no where but the places I visit in my mind when I read or dream

TJBM is anything but a homebody.

Coloma's avatar

50/50 If I am on the go for a few days I want to return to the hermitage.
TJBM loves chips and salsa

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. But they do not love me back…alas I had to give them up. No more corn for me :(

TJBM likes to paint toenails.

Coloma's avatar

Only my own. lol

TJBM has a foot fetish

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Nope

TJBM supports PBS.

Coloma's avatar

True. I love PBS as a documentary hound

TJBM has diverse interests

KoleraHeliko's avatar

Well, if by “diverse interests” you mean “doesn’t do anything unless it involves a language”, then yes!

TJBM loves oreos.

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I do like them.

TJBM is in like with them self.

Coloma's avatar

True. I get along well with myself ;-) Mint Oreos..OMG!

TJBM likes chocolate mint

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, was my birthday cake request in grammar school. Chocolate cake with mint flavored chocolate creme frosting.

TJBM will be cold tonight.

reijinni's avatar

yep.
TJBM has some carnivale beads.

Coloma's avatar

False but I have Buddhist prayer beads

TJBM lives in a green house with white trim

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. but there is white trim ;)
TJBM will eat something special for FAT Tuesday.

Coloma's avatar

False. Gotta get back on my program after wineday. lol

TJBM likes wasabi rice crackers

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. Wasabi & I do not get along
TJBM will tell us a funny story.

Coloma's avatar

Like the day I had a complete safety check on my car and one of my windshield wipers flew off in the driving rain on the way home? lol Yes, I love irony! :-D

TJBM likes to garden

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJbM CAPITALiZES EVERy LeTTER EXCEpT FOr OnE.

MilkyWay's avatar

FALse, I do 2.
TJBM smells like freshly cut roses

SpatzieLover's avatar

True but I prefer spring flowers
TJBM will share their favorite oxymoron with me. mine is same difference ;)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, awfully nice ^_^
TJBM will tell us their favourite phrase

Coloma's avatar

What we lose in form we gain in wisdom. ;-)

TJBM is going out now…ta ta gang

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is pissed winter didn’t come this year.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. We got “snow” overnight…it’s already _gone
TJBM loves the smell of coffee beans.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh yes! Mmm.
TJBM is off to make some coffee now…

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I’m of to make lunch
TJBM has seen a bird migrate to their region early this year. We already have scout Robins

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. Too cold still. :)
TJBM hopes it warms up soon!

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. it’s too warm for winter here
TJBM prefers summer.

AshLeigh's avatar

No school. No snow. No ice. No wind. No shoveling my driveway. No getting stuck in the driveway for hours, or going into the ditch… Alaska sucks. Haha.
TJBM likes roller blading. :)

reijinni's avatar

too much pain
TJBM can’t wait for the Detroit Lions to win the Super Bowl.

creative1's avatar

Ahhh correct me if I am wrong hasn’t the Super Bowl already happened?? False though considering I am in New England

TJBM likes the warm weather we have had this winter

Coloma's avatar

False. We need rain and snow badly for our dead ski season and this years rafting season is going to be lousy without the Sierra runoff. Not good for the tourist communities and wildfire danger. We are hitting the high 60’s-70 this week. I just noticed a neighbors fruit trees blooming coming down the road. Holy crap. What winter?

TJBM is defrosting something yummy for dinner shrimp salad here. :-D

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not. Probably eating macaroni again. Haha.
TJBM is listening to a lovely song. :)

Coloma's avatar

No. But since you mentioned it I’m going to put on some music. :-)

TJBM forgot today was trash day shit lol

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. that was yesterday ;)
TJBM rarely looks at a clock.

Coloma's avatar

True, unless I am cooking something.
TJBM slept funny and has tweaked neck today aaaargh!

SpatzieLover's avatar

True And I keep doing this :/

TJBM is a list maker.

Coloma's avatar

True. So much for my trash day reminder this week thoguh. lol

TJBM likes a nice glass of Merlot or other red wine

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Minor.
TJBM doesn’t break the law. :)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True.
<——You must be 18 to ride this ride.

TJBM made a witty joke today that they will share.

MilkyWay's avatar

Well… a guy friend of mine (who is a bit sarky) said to me “Yeah, my head’s full of shit.”
I asked him “Which one?” Is that even witty? I dunno.
TJBM has a wittier joke than mine.

Coloma's avatar

Once my ex husband was dancing around our kitchen and said ” I have the ass of a 10 year old boy”, I replied ” Yep, and you have the mind of one too.” lol

TJBM hates immature people

geeky_mama's avatar

Good one @Coloma! Reminds me of the time my husband’s 60-something year old Aunt had too much wine at Thanksgiving dinner and announced: “I have the boobs of a 30 year old!”

As for immature people..I suppose I dislike adults who lack the ability to act their age…but I cut my kids and their friends a lot of slack in the immaturity department.

TJBM is selling Girl Scout cookies. (Like me.)

Coloma's avatar

False. But when my daughter was younger we were always selling Sees chocolate bars for her 4-H group I bought a lot of them lol

TJBM likes the color orange

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I must I have fourteen shirts different shades of Orange.

TJBM saw a great sunset tonight.

reijinni's avatar

nope and the color orange reminds of a certain university that I hate.
TJBM has a least favorite color/ university and can’t wait the the Cubs to finally win the World Series.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM wonders where people come up with this stuff..

MilkyWay's avatar

So true.
TJBM wonders about a lot of things but fails to come up with as many conclusions

Coloma's avatar

Absolutely, just forget about it and be a good person an enjoy being alive!

TJBM loves seafood

AshLeigh's avatar

No, no, no. Never. :(
TJBM thinks spicy food tastes painful. D:

Coloma's avatar

False, I must be a food masochist because I love spicey, the spicier the better, oooh wasabi! :-)

TJBM likes Disney movies

MilkyWay's avatar

True, they have played a big part in my life.
TJBM still sings along to Hakuna Matata

Coloma's avatar

True. Great little tune!

TJBM is a writer that appriciates clever composistion

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM adores poetry

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. :)
TJBM adores good literature.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I enjoy good literature; let’s not be dramatic!

TJBM never considered teaching as a profession.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False, I wanted to be a history teacher, and still kinda do.

TJBM has trouble being pleasant with idiots.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Guilty.

TJBM is not in favor of stipends for college scholarship athletes.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am okay with women’s volleyball. Everything else is a waste of money.

TJBM is about to start something they are nervous about doing.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I’ll sleep fine…not nervous about it at all
TJBM prefers whiskey.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Who doesn’t prefer whiskey @SpatzieLover. I think you should take a do over.

TJBM thinks @SpatzieLover should take a do over.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. When I partake in alcohol, I only drink vodka ;)

TJBM sleeps on a down pillow.

AshLeigh's avatar

I usually sleep on my pillow pet. :D
TJBM is having a nekked party.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Pass

TJBM subscribes to a news magazine.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t.
TJBM is a leprechaun. :D

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a wood sprite. :-)

TJBM likes bubble baths by candlelight

reijinni's avatar

showers only.
TJBM exercises nekked.

geeky_mama's avatar

Ewww, no. No one would want to see that, myself included.

TJBM does Zumba for fitness.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I haven’t signed up for it or bought a DVD on it yet…I did do Brazil Butt lift last night…Holy Bajolies, my butt hurts today!
TJBM likes to keep moving.

Coloma's avatar

True, but I also like to just be. I’m working on moving more again lately. lol

TJBM is noticing all the bird songs lately, breeding season is here again.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True. And the squirrels are VERY squirrelly!
TJBM has seen animals mating already.

Coloma's avatar

True. My geese are having wild pool orgies lately. lol

TJBM has yardwork to do

SpatzieLover's avatar

TRUE. I need to clean up dog poo, spread grass seed, rake & more.
TJBM is rarely embarrassed.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM needs to clean their car.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. My husband is obsessed about cleaning the car almost every moment
TJBM finds humor in almost everything.

Ela's avatar

Very, very true indeed.

tjbm suffers knows what a day walker is

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I had to look it up, Ginger
TJBM has caught a fish.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, years ago I used to go night fishing off the piers in southern california. It was fun.

TJBM has seen the grunion runs

Ela's avatar

False, I’ve never see a groinion run in my life!

tjbm cheats at Hungry Hungry Hippo?!

Yesh Spatzie! A day walker has 2 of the three ginger traits. heehee

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. i do play it, though
TJBM has super glued their fingers together at least once. dangnabbit!

blueiiznh's avatar

yessum

TJBM needs a sugar fix!

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. I just had one…Mmmm. Maple syrup & gluten-free cinnamon waffles.
TJBM is having a foggy brain day.

dubsrayboo's avatar

So true!
TJBM needs to finish cleaning the kitchen.

Coloma's avatar

Haha..how’d ya know. Yep, need to unload the DW and mop, but doing laundry and picking up branches in my yard in the moment. Whew..it is almost HOT here today…70 something!

TJBM likes hard boiled eggs in their salads

reijinni's avatar

only like scrambled eggs and no salad
TJBM had a watergate salad.

Ela's avatar

Dunno what that is so one could’ve been slipped by me ; )

tjbm is making supper. Do tell what’s cookin!

creative1's avatar

made chicken and corn and for dessert a little bit of fruit…. just something simple

TJBM is ready to eat dessert mmmm

Ela's avatar

I’m always ready for dessert! What’cha got? ; )

tjbm will tell us what their favorite dessert is

SpatzieLover's avatar

True…Lately it’s been a scoop of coconut ice cream drizzled with raw honey and topped with a generous sprinkling of organic cinnamon.
TJBM purchased something online recently.

Coloma's avatar

True. I ordered 6 handcrafted gourmet cheeses last night from a coastal cheese factory.
www.loletacheese.com
3 Caraway jacks, a garden jack, a sharp cheddar and a Salami Cheddar. Oooh cheese! lol

TJBM is a cheese-a-holic like me

blueiiznh's avatar

Love cheese, but not to the level of needing to admit an issue.

TJBM still has no snow this winter.

Coloma's avatar

True! Arrrrgh..it was 72 degrees today, shit, I had to water all my plants, %^*&#$% non-winter!

TJBM lives near a vineyard and winery

blueiiznh's avatar

near is a relative term. I am sadly over 100 miles from any good ones.

TJBM is sipping a relaxing beverage of their choice at the moment.

Coloma's avatar

I am. A nice glass of a local vintage. :-)

TJBM had a nice day

AshLeigh's avatar

It started out good, but by the end of the day it had fallen out of my braid, and looked funny. Haha.
TJBM braids their hair.

creative1's avatar

Not mine but my daughters hair and did her doll’s hair last night too

TJBM knows how to french braid as well as french kiss ;)

AshLeigh's avatar

One of the above…
TJBM knows which one. XD

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I do. lol

TJBM has braided a horses mane and tail before

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes I have. :D Thunder!!!
TJBM has owned horses. :)

Coloma's avatar

Yes. A mustang and a quarter horse. :-)

TJBM likes asparagus

creative1's avatar

mmmmmm yes can’t wait until its back in season mom grows and boy is it great when it is that fresh

TJBM can’t wait till all the freshly picked veggies are back in season

AshLeigh's avatar

Yummmm.
TJBM is hungry.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. All this healthy food talk makes me a little queasy.

TJBM loves cheesburgers.

dubsrayboo's avatar

True. Add some bacon and you have a bit of artery clogging heaven.
TJBM enjoys a good mystery.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Ooooh especially if it’s a good one!
TJBM reads a book a week.

geeky_mama's avatar

Most weeks, yes. This week..not so much.

TJBM is working way too late.

AshLeigh's avatar

Umm… I’m not working. And it’s only 8 PM. :)
TJBM is not working way too late.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am not.

TJBM hears something right now and will tell us what it is

AshLeigh's avatar

It is The Tide by The Spill Canvas. :)
TJBM has weird taste in music. XD

SpatzieLover's avatar

I do have ecclectic taste in tunes.

TJBM is headed to bedville.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No, not for a few hours.

TJBM packs lightly when traveling.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t.
TJBM packs way too much when traveling.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope. As light as a feather.

TJBM is traveling this weekend and needs to pack.

Coloma's avatar

False, but maybe soon. First I have to pay my taxes. Bah!

TJBM is on the cusp of sunrise right now

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s still dark, and I’m awake. :( Sad, right?
TJBM takes vitamins.

dubsrayboo's avatar

True, I do.
TJBM wants to take a nap already and it’s only 9:23am.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is enjoying the warm weather today.

reijinni's avatar

wouldn’t call it warm.
TJBM does their shopping here

creative1's avatar

Nope since I have never been to germany and I was born much later than 1958

TJBM is going on vacation soon

Coloma's avatar

Maybe, but, I have to pay my taxes first. :-/

TJBM needs a haircut

Ela's avatar

True, true, true.

tjbm hasn’t been on a vacation in years

Coloma's avatar

2 years almost to the day right now. I had 2 nice vacations in 2010, and now have had to buckle down again.

TJBM is craving a desert spring excursion

Ela's avatar

I’ve never been on one… you mean like with camels and turbans and all that desert stuffs? If I got to see the pyramids and sphinxes then mkay.

tjbm has been on a desert wing-ding… twice!

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves cakes! :D

blueiiznh's avatar

prefer pies

TJBM loves pie cakes!

creative1's avatar

Can’t say I’ve had a pie cake before unless its something like the italian Ricotta Cheese Pie which is more than a pie but not quite a cake

TJBM has had Italian Ricotta Cheese Pie before mmmmm… my sister gets it from a bakery in the North End of Boston and boy is it good!!

reijinni's avatar

never heard of it.
TJBM has Italian pie before.

Ela's avatar

False. Never heard of it either. Maybe it’s a Bostonish kinda thing?

tjbm feels like bakin’ something but don’t know what

MilkyWay's avatar

True but false. I’d bake a vanilla sponge cake infused with cardamom :D
TJBM really wants some cake and milk now.

Ela's avatar

True! But I have none : (
All this talk about cake i making my mouth water : (

tjbm has cottonmouth

blueiiznh's avatar

nope

TJBM can dance the cotton eye joe

Ela's avatar

False. I’m boring, I only slow dance.

tjbm only slow dances too ; )

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I only slow dance with women. Occasionally, I will dance by myself on a speaker, but the bouncers always get pissed. It is sexist, IMHO.

TJBM has danced on a speaker.

blueiiznh's avatar

Not on a speaker, but with a speaker.

TJBM has spoken with a dancer

Coloma's avatar

Sure, I’ve known a lot of dancers.

TJBM is baking salmon and asparagus for dinner mmmmm, almost perfect :-)

blueiiznh's avatar

mmmmm I will be right over. I already ate, but I will be over for dessert.

TJBM is having something heavenly for dessert

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably not.
TJBM is a sucker for promiscuous action.. O___O

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Nope. I am a sucker for dames with a problem. Promiscuous action is too easy by definition.

TJBM is starting to get tipsy.

Ela's avatar

False. I’m in a goober-great mood!

tjbm has goopy fingers and wants cake!

Coloma's avatar

Haha…what a banter…lol

False. I have clean fingers and yes, I want cake…but…I have lost 7.3 lbs. in 17 days….I’m on a roll. I mean, my little roll is rolling away. :-D

TJBM had a funny interaction with someone today

Ela's avatar

I coulda swore that said pissy….

AshLeigh's avatar

I always do.
TJBM is curious about something.

creative1's avatar

I sure am

TJBM would like to try my 3 new flavors of ice cream that I am making.. Cherry Pie, Samoa Girl Scout Cookie and Peanut Butter Girl Scout Cookie… I am working on the base for all 3 now

dubsrayboo's avatar

True! Those sound yummy.
TJBM is considering their options.

AshLeigh's avatar

Always… Cocoa puffs, or captain crunch? :(
TJBM will help me decide.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Seriously, Captain Crunch is close by and you are on fluther?

TJBM is dying for the opportunity to dress like a pirate.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM knows pirate clothes were very unhygienic

Coloma's avatar

Probably were, especially with all that parrot poo on your shoulder. lol

TJBM is @AshLeigh !

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is @Coloma

Coloma's avatar

:-P

TJBM is eating a Milky Way

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not. :(
TJBM is in love with someone. O.o

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Every damn girl I meet. I can multitask too.

TJBM does not want to talk about food.

Coloma's avatar

True. No more dessert talk I just had my 3 oz. of salmon and my asparagus…must…go…to…bed…before I start rummaging for goodies. lol

TJBM is dieting

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
TJBM laughed at @Imadethisupwithnoforethought‘s last post. Haha. :D

MilkyWay's avatar

True!
TJBM does want to talk about food… and sleep.,, night.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Perhaps. Right now I rather simply enjoy a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

TJBM has reported child abuse to CPS.

AshLeigh's avatar

I have not…
TJBM loves TMNT!

MollyMcGuire's avatar

English please

KoleraHeliko's avatar

I believe it stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all of which are (now) English words.

TJBM is already getting hot cross buns.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM loves TJBM!

AshLeigh's avatar

I do:)
TJBM is beautiful. <3

blueiiznh's avatar

We all are.

TJBM is craving breakfast now

OpryLeigh's avatar

Nope. It’s 4pm here!

TJBM will be in a large city at some point this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

Not if I can help it. lol I do have to go to the city in a few weeks, bah, I’m spoiled living in my little Walden Pond zone.

TJBM has a mega high energy friend that exhausts them sometimes

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope. Perhaps it is me?

TJBM is an artist

erichw1504's avatar

True, a web artist.

TJBM is a fan of Uncle Jesse.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM likes earbits.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I am not familiar with earbits, but I’m guessing it’s a false statement.

TJBM has some hearing loss.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is doing something fun tonight. :)

SpatzieLover's avatar

Just got back from a movie.
TJBM has to run some errands this weekend.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I am going out tomorrow to shop for food.

TJBM works on weekends.

reijinni's avatar

only on sundays.
TJBM is lazy.

blueiiznh's avatar

What is this word “lazy”? :)

TJBM has a full busy weekend planned.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has been convicted of a felony.

Keep_on_running's avatar

Why I never!

TJBM has broken a habit in the last year.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has tonnes of homework to do

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM’s memory lane is peppered with land mines.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Nothing I did was on purpose. It just sort of happened.

TJBM looks to a brighter future.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM dislikes sunshine

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t dislike it. I just dislike sunburns. :)
TJBM burns easily.

creative1's avatar

Nope, I find if I start getting sun early in the season that I don’t burn all summer even without sunblock

TJBM is lacking vitimin D like me and needs to take supplements for it

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I actually do not know, but we take 1000 units of D each day. I have for years. I am aware that many people are now finding that they are deficient.

TJBM would like to take a ride in a submarine (maybe the orange one at the top of the page).

AshLeigh's avatar

I would.
TJBM would like to join me.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Sorry, but no, I would take along my own submarine party guests.

TJBM has a family member with a diagnosed mental disease or disorder.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do.
TJBM has no sense of humor! :O

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, zero sense of humor, its all wit.

TJBM had an amazing evening!

dubsrayboo's avatar

We just watched a movie as a family.
TJBM wished they could go driving on this sunny driving day.

AshLeigh's avatar

I probably will go driving. Except it’s not sunny. :(
TJBM is dressing up today. :)

Ela's avatar

False. No dresses goin up today ; )

tjbm wears superman underwear

MilkyWay's avatar

False xD
TJBM likes stripes more than spots

Ela's avatar

Oh my gosh no! I love polka dots! but I lovee stripies too!
I’d half to flip a coin on that one…

tjbm has ex-ray vision?!

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has kicked an ex between the legs.

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL, I wish that were true, but false.
TJBM has dumped more then they have been dumped

creative1's avatar

False

TJBM enjoys going to the dump like a big adventure

AshLeigh's avatar

.. No.
TJBM has sore feet.

MilkyWay's avatar

Kinda true.
TJBM has tired feet

blueiiznh's avatar

True. Just rode 30 miles

TJBM is filled with energy they don“t know what to do with

reijinni's avatar

not at all times
TJBM has a hard time getting thoughts to come out of their head.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM is a strange kinda person who often says a lot of random stuff

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM is an elephants mother.

MilkyWay's avatar

Very false 0.o
TJBM is a socks aunt

AshLeigh's avatar

True.
TJBM has a baby coming into their family soon:)

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is going to die single.

MilkyWay's avatar

I hope so.
TJBM thinks lemons are better than oranges

AshLeigh's avatar

No. I enjoy both, but oranges are soooooooooo good.
TJBM wants orange juice.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM wants milk

creative1's avatar

nope but I got farm fresh milk if you want some

TJBM has made butter from cream before

AshLeigh's avatar

I have.
TJBM is @MilkyWay

MilkyWay's avatar

True, it tasted awesome D’oh, True :P
TJBM is @AshLeigh

AshLeigh's avatar

Haha!
True.
TJBM is cold.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is avoiding having to do something

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM is ready to start a new week

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, I am. Trying to keep a good attitude but it’s hard. I work 12 hour days on Monday and it’s grueling. Trying not to think about it.

TJBM does not like centipedes.

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL! True.
TJBM recently volunteered to do something :P

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True

TJBM doesn’t live in the USA.

creative1's avatar

False, happily here in Massachusetts USA here

TJBM has been to Germany

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, not yet. But if my husband wins the President’s Club (best sales in the American market), Germany is where we will (probably) go. His company is based there. I hear they drink warm beer. Gag. I will have to try and visit Matt Browne.

TJBM hates most everything that’s on TV.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I hardly watch TV shows but do watch movies. I prefer to watch movies where there is no or limited commercial interruptions.

TJBM is a life member of a sorority or fraternity.

Dutchess_III's avatar

O hail no! Disco Sucks!
TJBM loves jams more than jellies.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I will not eat jelly, but jam is good.

TJBM is a gum chewer.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM dyes their hair.

creative1's avatar

For sure, only since turning gray

TJBM wants a big salad

reijinni's avatar

no way, I’m a salad dodger.
TJBM has given up religion for Lent.

creative1's avatar

No but I gave up Lent for Lent

TJBM could use a hunk of chocolate

AshLeigh's avatar

Always.
TJBM would also like some chocolate.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM wants cheesecake

AshLeigh's avatar

I would love some cheesecake.
TJBM skipped school/work today! :O

MilkyWay's avatar

False :O
TJBM is a naughty person

Ela's avatar

I can be when I wanna be ; )

tjbm is a spaz person

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM is a rebel, like me! :D

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes to howl occasionally

Coloma's avatar

Only when I stub my toe lol

TJBM loves asparagus

creative1's avatar

OH Yeah… Fresh is coming into season in a couple of months so really soon since you pick it when its shooting up from the ground it makes for an early crop mmmmmm

TJBM has freaked out the first time they ate asparagus and peed from the smell of the urine

AshLeigh's avatar

… No.
TJBM doesn’t understand. XD

MollyMcGuire's avatar

We had fresh asparagus tonight. I understand.

TJBM has already filed Federal income tax return.

reijinni's avatar

nope, waiting for somebody else to get theirs so that we can file together.
TJBM has a long lost pal.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM had unexpected visitors recently.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. There was a giant spider in my room, and I had to kill it myself, because my brother moved out. :C
TJBM doesn’t like killing big spiders by themselves. :’(

OpryLeigh's avatar

I don’t like killing spiders full stop. I like spiders and can’t understand why the majority of people are afraid of them.

TJBM recently got back in touch with a friend they haven’t spoken to in a while.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not afraid of them. I just don’t like killing things, because I feel bad. XD But I don’t want them in my room. Haha.
I have. Sort of.
TJBM writes/sends letters to people.

erichw1504's avatar

True, digital ones.

TJBM is amish.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope

TJBM is amash

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, false.
TJBM is abanger

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Privately. When the other kids are banging, I just give the chicks an “I’m cooler than them” dismissive eye roll.

TJBM is blowing off some rule right now.

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM is allergic to chocolate

MilkyWay's avatar

Gosh, no.
TJBM is off to do some work

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM is having car troubles.

Ela's avatar

False and you better not jinx me @AshLeigh! : (

tjbm is very excited about something

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a deadline to meet

MollyMcGuire's avatar

@KoleraHeliko are you really crafting a response?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No, I don’t have a pressing deadline to meet.

TJBM is on his/her second career.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM wonders why @KoleraHeliko is still crafting a response…

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False. She is not crafting a response; after opening the answer box she walked away from the computer and hasn’t returned. She didn’t know it would tie up the thread.

TJBM is a teen and should be in bed.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am in bed.
TJBM is also in bed.

creative1's avatar

Nope wide a wake have already started the day

TJBM is expecting snow soon

AshLeigh's avatar

This is Alaska.
TJBM points out the obvious a lot. :)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, people around me are so incompotent :P
TJBM is surrounded by monkeys from the stone age

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, my monkeys are all current era.

TJBM is has monkeys at home because school was canceled due to snow!

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a lot of birds chirping in their garden at the moment…

erichw1504's avatar

False. No birds. No garden.

TJBM has a lot of frogs croaking in their kitchen at the moment…

reijinni's avatar

no frogs.
TJBM has a birthday today.

SpatzieLover's avatar

No. it’s my anniversary

TJBM took advantage of a Leap Day coupon or web special.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is missing Davy Jones.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yep. :(

TJBM likes some tunes from a decade different than the one we’re currently in and will share what that is with us

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True. Heavy rotation of this last few weeks.

TJBM is looking outside at a blizzard.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. It is windy…which finally made the fog lift. Now it’s drizzling there is a blizzard north of me, though

TJBM is wearing cozy clothes today.

reijinni's avatar

not quite
TJBM is wet today.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, covered in snow, finally!

TJBM needs dessert.

AshLeigh's avatar

I would love some.
TJBM likes pie:)

blueiiznh's avatar

My dessert of choice

TJBM prefers fresh whipped cream to store bought canned product.

KoleraHeliko's avatar

I much, much prefer the canned variety. No idea why.

TJBM is a very slow reader.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
TJBM is a fast reader.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I read that before you thought it.

TJBM wishes more people would submit dead baby jokes already as that was fun.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do! That’s my best question ever. :)
TJBM loves dead baby jokes! :D

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True, but I am shocked and amazed at how tame mine were compared to others.

TJBM will think of another fun question right now, as I am barely tipsy and fluther seems slow.

KoleraHeliko's avatar

I shall oblige.

TJBM knows how many dead babies it takes to paint a wall.

AshLeigh's avatar

Depends how hard you throw them.
TJBM is offended. O.o

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes, I hate those jokes.

TJBM had a good day in the market yesterday.

creative1's avatar

not really

TJBM is ready to go sledding in the snow today

dubsrayboo's avatar

I wish! But there’s too much to do.
TJBM loves finally having snow!

AshLeigh's avatar

I am not.
TJBM has been to China.

OpryLeigh's avatar

No.

TJBM had lunch with their father today.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is going to run a marathon in the Gaza Strip.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope

TJBM is going to marathon strip in the Gaza

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is taking part in a 5k race against zombies.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False, though I am very much enjoying killing zombies in Plants vs. Zombies ;)

TJBM will tell us a fun way to waste time on the Net.

creative1's avatar

Talk dirty on IM

TJBM likes to talk dirty

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

How you doin’?

TJBM has IM’d with someone, and lied about their gender for the lulz.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False. what is a lulz

TJBM has been deep sea fishing.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope, just the local pond or canal…
TJBM has been on a long boat before

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

True. Grew up in an old port town, spent half my childhood on thwarts.

TJBM feels a growing optimism about things in general.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not really…
TJBM is listening to this

creative1's avatar

Very pretty music

TJBM likes the piano

MilkyWay's avatar

True, very much
TJBM likes rock music

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM wants to dance to this.

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! Um, false I think.
TJBM is carazay

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM is silent. O.o

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah. Kinda. No one to talk to.

TJBM feels like seeing this question is like Coming Home. Don’t have to go there if you don’t want / don’t have the time, but it will be there when you’re ready.

AshLeigh's avatar

Surely.
TJBM is writing.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

That’s what you do on Fluther.

TJBM hired an attorney in the past year.

creative1's avatar

True for the adoption of my daughter and another to purchase my new home

TJBM has purchased a home before

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep..a few times.

TJBM loves their home/house.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really. We’re gonna move:)
TJBM moves a lot.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Wrong. I’ve lived in this house for 13 years. Before this, I rented a house for 4 years. Before that I owned my own home for 13 years. Before that, BC (Before Children) I moved a lot!

TJBM gets frustrated with the way everything is constantly changing in the name of “progress.”

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes…
TJBM doesn’t like anyone touching their stuff.
Dude, don’t even think of organising my bookshelf, or making my bed, or putting my clothes away. DON’T.

reijinni's avatar

of course, I leave my room in a mess.
TJBM is now taking cover because of the bad weather.

creative1's avatar

Nope we are due for a warming up this weekend

TJBM just had a yummy dinner

rebbel's avatar

True. Seven hours ago, though.
TJBM is respondent 527.

creative1's avatar

False # 526

TJBM is going to join me at Part 37

KoleraHeliko's avatar

Quite.

TJBM has already left, and so cannot respond.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is neither here nor there

creative1's avatar

False

TJBM would love a massage

MilkyWay's avatar

True, my back aches
TJBM spends ages in front of the computer writing essays

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Not essays, but I do write, sometimes with a pen.

TJBM lives in an interesting neighborhood.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure, one with lots of drug dealing, prostitution and the like…
TJBM loves nature

MollyMcGuire's avatar

@MilkyWay Well, I guess that is interesting.

True

TJBM lives close enough to a nuclear energy plant to be worried about it.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM lives in a very green area

creative1's avatar

Well I live in a wooded area that is quite green, my home also has alot of green color in it.

TJBM favorite color is green like mine

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False.

TJBM owns an atomic radio controlled clock.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope, mine is nuclear

TJBM loves the sea

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I wish I could live closer to it. It’s amazing :)
TJBM is a deep thinker

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I am when working sometimes. These days I like playing more than I like working.

TJBM hates books/movies that include zombies, vampires, or werewolves. (like me)

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM is too stubborn to travel to the new TJBM thread ;).

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes to stick around

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I’m playing on both threads, myself.

TJBM is named after a saint.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is named after a place/city

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. tree & saint
TJBM can’t wait to eat fresh veggies out of the garden.

MilkyWay's avatar

So true!
TJBM likes to grow their own fruit and veg in the summer

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False. I would like to try to but I never have done it.

TJBM has season tickets to something for this year.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM’s phone keypad isn’t working :/

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM doesn’t heavily rely on a cell phone.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, I rely heavily

TJBM has had a cell phone since the 80’s

creative1's avatar

False the 90’s

TJBM only has a cell phone and not a home phone (landline)

MollyMcGuire's avatar

WRONG. If I could only have one or the other it would be the landline. I do have a cell but only use it to MAKE calls when I’m out. Very few people even know my cell number.

TJBM uses Spotify and thinks it’s very cool.

blueiiznh's avatar

Si

TJBM had a dog named Spot

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Nope

TJBM has told a teen boy to pull his pants up where they should be or face some sort of consequence.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I have thought it.
TJBM has very uncooperative hair

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, Its a good hair day

TJBM enjoys classic horror movies and will tell us one of their favorites.

Ela's avatar

True but I can’t think of my favorite at the moment…
it’s been a long time since I’ve watched any.

tjbm enjoys classic musicals (I know my favorite one of those!)

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Sure, some of them.

TJBM has been on another QnA site today.

creative1's avatar

Nope

TJBM is having their morning coffee

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

TJBM works less than an eight hour day.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, 6 hours at school, 4 hours of homework… oh wait, I guess that’s not classed as work.
TJBM wants to get a job

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope. I have two, going to get rid of one

TJBM did not eat lunch today

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True

TJBM has pulled the drapes and closed the blinds for the evening.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is feeling excited

Ela's avatar

True! But i’m not sure about what lol

tjbm knows though

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Nope

TJBM will take a guess

blueiiznh's avatar

excited about being excited. Is that it?

TJBM has strawberries ready for breakfast.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM has recently had kiwi.

MilkyWay's avatar

Kiwi fruit? Yes, I had it yesterday, yummy!
TJBM recently ate a strawberry as big as an apple

Ela's avatar

Umm… false.

tjbm wishes they had strawberries right now!

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m eating grapes atm.
TJBM has had a lot of fruit this past week

blueiiznh's avatar

true

tjbm has strawberries on the brain

Ela's avatar

Guilty! sorry, i’ll try real hard to think of something else…. <think, think, think>
It’s no use… I just can’t : (

tjbm will think of something else

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True

TJBM has been in a court room during the past 12 months.

blueiiznh's avatar

False, but will be soon.

TJBM has plans for St Patty’s

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has plans for World Poetry Day on the 21st…

creative1's avatar

Yes its my brothers birthday so I will be wishing him a happy birthday

TJBM is ready for some corned beef and cabbage… (yummy I just picked mine up)

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I actually have a brisket in the freezer but don’t feel like cooking it. I will soon.

TJBM does or has worked for the government. (getting a welfare, disability, etc. check doesn’t count)

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope

Tjbm has number A53 at the deli counter

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.B64. Can you see me ?
TJBM wants some broth

Ela's avatar

ummm… no thanks

tjbm wants a brothel

MilkyWay's avatar

No comment.
TJBM is a stripper…

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, I was refinishing a 100 year old oak table earlier.

TJBM is wearing blue

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m not wearing anything at the moment.
TJBM just got out the shower

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False, did that this AM.

TJBM makes his or her own laundry detergent.

MilkyWay's avatar

False 0.0
TJBM makes his/her own breakfast and thinks that is a big achievement

Ela's avatar

sometimes it is a big achievement ; )

tjbm is an overachiever

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has something on their mind and can’t seem to get it out of their head

Ela's avatar

true <sighs>

tjbm has someone on their mind they can’t stop thinking of

blueiiznh's avatar

true (sigh)

tjbm is out of their mind today

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is feeling a tad bit love sick

creative1's avatar

can’t say that I am

TJBM could never get sick of weather like we have been having

Ela's avatar

False. Love the weather but I love the way it changes more. I wouldn’t like it if we never got thunder, lightening or snow storms.

tjbm loves watching a big storm roll in

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I like all weather except hot weather. I prefer that it never get warmer that 55.

TJBM hates brown.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM wishes they could get away from it all

blueiiznh's avatar

just away from work, i need a vaca

tjbm went swimming today

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM can’t swim

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM lives on water (lake, beach, etc.)

creative1's avatar

True

TJBM is going swimming in the ocean

blueiiznh's avatar

of course

tjbm will be climbing a mountain

MilkyWay's avatar

True, metaphorically.
TJBM is drowning

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM has written their Congressman in the past year.

creative1's avatar

Does email count? If yes then yes on that

TJBM likes to play croquet

MilkyWay's avatar

lol, hmm, It’s alright.
TJBM is eating crisps

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No chips, on a low Card diet.

TJBM has been out doing gardening and planting.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True.

TJBM wonders why some won’t leave this thread?

blueiiznh's avatar

i don’t wonder

tjbm knows why people do not leave this thread

MilkyWay's avatar

True, they love it too much :D
TJBM is a loving person

blueiiznh's avatar

tre

tjbm is a person loving a person

Ela's avatar

true, too : )
I’m loving some persons more other persons, though.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Well, where is my T/F statement?

TJBM has read the SC transcripts from Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is here and not there whilst also being nowhere and everywhere.

Ela's avatar

Ummm… true? I“m cunfuzzled : (

tjbm has a busy weekend planned

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, trying to make it a no

tjbm is sipping a cocktail already

Ela's avatar

False, I’m not really the cocktail type.
I prefer an ice cold bottle or a frosty Mike’s on ice.

tjbm is definitely the cocktail type tho

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False, but I like ginger ale.

TJBM has ordered items from the Walmart website.

blueiiznh's avatar

Noppers

Tjbm knows Jack Schitt

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM read Schitt as shit xD

Ela's avatar

True. I think it’s suppose to be read as shit… LoL

tjbm reads six as sex

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM reads well in more than one language.

blueiiznh's avatar

true.

tjbm has six strawberries every day at six

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL, nope.
TJBM knows someone who has been on TV

creative1's avatar

My cousin was interviewed about something on the evening news

TJBM watches the news every night

MilkyWay's avatar

Sort of true, every evening.
TJBM is interested in law and politics

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True, law is my profession

TJBM plays WoW.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM dreams of big things that they can never get, but likes to dream of them anyway

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True—I hope everyone does

TJBM likes to enter dance contests.

Paul's avatar

False
TJBM can’t dance :P

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I can dance very well.
TJBM can sing

blueiiznh's avatar

true
tjbm can sing and dance in the rain

MilkyWay's avatar

True, whilst going round a lamp post too.
TJBM loves rainy weather

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True

TJBM’s home has a bay window.

Ela's avatar

I wish! tis false : (

tjbm likes to sword fight with baguettes

blueiiznh's avatar

lol…..more like a chain saw battle.

tjbm knows how to spell baguettes…

Ela's avatar

Yeppers I do! I looked it up ; )

tjbm takes a knife to a gun fight and stabs them when they are laughing ; )

blueiiznh's avatar

true…
tjbm takes a baguette to a gunfight and hides a gun in the butter (the great guns versus butter debate)

Ela's avatar

Oooooo… great idea! <takes notes>

tjbm takes a straw and paper to a butter knife gun fight

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has no idea what the two JAM are talking about.

Ela's avatar

LoL @MilkyWay False.

tjbm also knows

MilkyWay's avatar

False :P
TJBM will explain

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No she won’t. False

TJBM is glad I will not continue in the above subject.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has done research on DNA

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True

TJBM saw the election polls today.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM aspires to be something and will tell us what

MollyMcGuire's avatar

True, but false

TJBM is taking at least one class at the moment.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, 9.
TJBM is asexual

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM likes to listen to Dennis Miller.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, never heard of him
TJBM will tell us what their fav chocolate bar is

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, any that have chocolate

TJBM has answered in more than 30 tjbm questions

Ela's avatar

False. 30? Yowza… that’s a lot!

tjbm cheats at solitare

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM has never been to a drive-in movie theatre.

blueiiznh's avatar

false

tjbm went to the movies recently and will tell us what they saw

MilkyWay's avatar

False and false
TJBM has never been to the cinema

creative1's avatar

FALSE

TJBM will tell us their favorite movie

blueiiznh's avatar

true, one of them is “To Kill a Mockingbird”

tjbm has been watching the birds at the feeder today

Ela's avatar

False. I can’t have a birdfeeder where I live. I was watching a couple of them gathering for their nests, tho. Omgosh! It was so cute!

tjbm is and avid birdwatcher and belongs to a bird club

MollyMcGuire's avatar

So very false. I like birds, but I’m no club joiner.

TJBM can see a beautiful blooming English Cherry tree right now.

creative1's avatar

I see them in the morning when I drop my daughters off at daycare

TJBM loves cherries ;)

MilkyWay's avatar

True :D
TJBM likes popping cherries.
Wink wink @Imadethisupwithnoforethought

blueiiznh's avatar

nah, i prefer eating them

tjbm steals golf balls from the mini golf place

MollyMcGuire's avatar

False

TJBM can’t stand the noise in a place such as Chuck E Cheese.

MilkyWay's avatar

Never been there.
TJBM is a tad bit crazy

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