Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 36?

TJBM flunked their STD test today.

Actually, I don’t want to brag, but the doctor told me I scored really high!

TJBM went commando to work.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought is scoring high on a STD test a good thing???

Nope I like wearing my panties
TJBM thinks spring is coming soon

False, only gonna get colder…
TJBM knows what death pools are

@creative1 I am not sure. I started talking to the nurse and he just asked me to leave.

True, although they creep me out.
TJBM whistles on occasion, for no good reason.

True, I find it enjoyable
TJBM loves zombies :P

Hell yeah! True as true can be.

The jelly below me likes playing pool.

True, though I suck at it.
TJBM likes maths

True, sort of.
TJBM is bilingual (because I’m not).

Nope, but my wife is tri-lingual.

TJBM would love a pet tortoise named Baxter.

False, tortoises are boring. A dog on the other hand…
TJBM thinks cats are a woman’s best friend

True...cats & birds….& dogs…&guinea pigs….&.... And my tortoise is the one of the coolest friends I have ;)
TJBM has taught someone (besides themselves) how to read.

Sure, comes with being the eldest sibling outta five :)
TJBM is good at teaching

I’m freakish good at it. I should have done it for a career.
TJBM was nearly killed by some idiot driver today.

No…sorry to hear if that happened to you today, though. :(

TJBM has experience with glory holes, whether on the giving or receiving end.

No… O.o
TJBM is a wizard, and will cure me of the plague that I have. (TJBM is also a drama queen, like me.)

Take 2 aspirin and grab an “infinite” stone in left hand. Did it work?
But say no to drama. My old momma is feisty enough.

TJBM loves stones, gems, and crystals.

Not really into stones, gems, or crystals but I did have a pretty geeky rock collection when I was a kid.
TJBM is an ordained minister.

I am. ;) Or not…
TJBM will be here when I come back. :O

True, nothing on tube.

TJBM likes Charlie Brown specials.

True. I always wanted to marry CB
TJBM is typing on their laptop.

I am.
TJBM needs to drink more water.

I think I already drink too much.
TJBM loves seafood.

Not in the slightest. I’m not partaking in the eating of meats anymore, and even when I was, I couldn’t stand seafood.

TJBM has a nice, new bookshelf.

No, but I need one. Too many books to fit on the small book shelf that I have.
TJBM has a lot of books.

True!!!
TJBM has red hair.

False.
TJBM values curiosity.

True. I look at everything and say why? or why not?
TJBM is a crazy aggressive driver and loves to go fast.

True, but not too crazy.

TJBM ran out of paper.

False, I still have a little left.
TJBM believes there is no such thing as too crazy behind the wheel. (That might explain the 8 or 9 accidents)

Haha..false, but, admittedly, I’m a bit of a speed demon. Blame it on my fast car, it gets away from me at times, from 0–75 in a nanosecond, and it just glides over the road, a deceptive speeder it is. lol

TJBM is going to have a picnic today Meeting a friend at the river this afternoon, another amazing day of California sunshine. :-D

I wish.

TJBM lives where it is snowing today.

I hope it snows!
TJBM has a stuffy nose.

True! How’d you know? lol I am dying from allergies the last few days. I have what I call ” Lizard eyes” too. Thank God that almost every day is sunglasses day in California. haha

TJBM is starving right now Oooh, what to have for breakfast

True. Time to eat again soon
TJBM will eat soup today.

Mmmm…probably not. I have asparagus to cook and a boatload of fish.
TJBM loves ginger snap cookies

True. On Monday, one of the mommies I share coffee w/during our kids group therapy seesions, brought YUMMY gluten-free ginger snaps along…MMmmmm

TJBM enjoys a nice cuppa tea.

Sometimes yes, but I’m a coffee lover at heart.

TJBM has a dusty house achoo!

True. It’s impossible to keep up with
TJBM has organized closets.

Mostly, it’s the dust and cat hair and spider webs that keep me hoppin’. lol

TJBM has a spider they need to catch and put out

True. But I feel that would be cruel, as it can’t bury itself in the frozen ground. So in it will stay…& by that time I’ll probably be removing it’s egg sack, too ;)

TJBM likes the smell of dirt.

nope.
TJBM would like to watch this video over and over again.

^horrific…i must leave now…too vile

I’m not going to click it. It scared @SpatzieLover away. D:
TJBM owns silver shoes.

Came back to see @AshLeigh‘s smiling face ;)
False but my son does own some for when he & friends play dress up…He’s obsessed with Dorothy & all things Oz
TJBM will not add any vile links to their contributions.

True. I’m not even going to try :D
TJBM likes eating strawberry yogurt and chocolate together

Do not click it. It’s pretty sick.

Image is burned in my head :(

@GrayTax True.
TJBM grew up on a farm.

Nope.

TJBM grew up in the ghetto.

False.

TJBM likes horror movies.

Truth indeed.

TJBM once played in a movie.

Do my Dad’s old Super-8 mm films count? If so, then Yes.

TJBM cannot watch scary movies. (I get nightmares!)

I love them. The scarier the better. I kind of want to watch one now, but it’s the middle of the day. It’s not fun if it’s light out..
TJBM will tell us their favorite kind of movie.

True. Anything funny
TJBM likes picking flowers.

False. I just don’t feel like devoting the time.

TJBM will answer “false”.

True.

TJBM prefers to live by the rules.

Depends what the rules are.

TJBM can’t comprehend @SpatzieLover‘s response.

False.

TJBM like to keep people guessing.

Take a guess. :)

TJBM will tell us their favorite book.

True. It’s only my favourite until a better one comes along, but I doubt that’s going to happen: Anne McCaffrey’s All The Weyrs of Pern. Best ending to any book I’ve read yet.
TJBM thinks that dragons are cool and people should stop making us fight them

The Chinese and Welsh got it right,
TJBM likes the conversation that I’ve started.

Meh. Too lazy to read what it is. :)
TJBM is a fearless bastard, like myself. ;)

somewhat
TJBM is going to Brazil for Mardi Gras?

False
TJBM has someone to cuddle up with and sleep with at night

True. Usually there’s a dog on my feet ;)

TJBM has at least on pet.

I have four inside of my house. :D
TJBM will tell us their pets name.

We have two cats and the kids named them: Emmett & Esme (back when they were crazy about Twilight, apparently)

TJBM loved the Twilight series.

Actually no, I saw them with a friend but I am not into the whole dark vampire thing

TJBM enjoys painting pictures

Yes, very much.
TJBM considers themself as an artistic being

True.

TJBM enjoys doing DIY projects.

I enjoy designing DIY projects. I never actually build anything that I envision, though. I think I still have an incomplete schematic to a 4-bit CPU sitting around somewhere.

TJBM rarely accomplishes anything (s)he wants to do.

True. <sigh> Though I did just finish buying cat food on the Net ;)

TJBM has a busy weekend scheduled.

Not really.

TJBM has nothing better to do than visit Fluther all day.

Indeed. I’m still sick.
TJBM needs to do something productive with their day…

My day is done (1:34 AM), no activity for me anymore well, maybe one more short activity.
TJBM has no idea what the rest of this sente…...............

True. Haha.
TJBM thinks @rebbel is a silly goose. :D

I quite agree.

TJBM should probably get around to cleaning x.

Probably. But I won’t.
TJBM won’t either.

Haha true…tomorrow, I got too busy today. No, @rebbel is a silly gander!

TJBM was rockin’ down the highway today

I was not…
TJBM did not leave their house today.

False. I was all over the place, just got home about 45 minutes ago. You still sick Ashleigh? :-(

TJBM has lost 5 lbs. Yippee for me! :-D

Last time I lost five pounds I was mad. I don’t know where it went. I still want it back. >:(
TJBM doesn’t need to lose any weight. :)

Psht!

TJBM wants to send @AshLeigh a crate of Girl Scout cookies to help her get back her 5 lbs. LOL

Nope, I would rather send her Shipley’s, Krispy Kreme, Dunkin, Tim Hortons
TJBM wants to be Homer Simpson.

No thank you.
TJBM is polite. :D

I am indeed. Thank you, so kind of you to notice.

TJBM likes all you can eat buffets.

Oh just stop it would ya! She who is starving on her diet right now. lol
Yes…I like the dessert bar! lol

TJBM will tell Coloma to be strong so she will lose 5 more lbs. in the next 12 days

You can do it! Want me to come go for a run with you? :D
TJBM thinks @Coloma is perfect the way she is. <3

TRUE

TJBM is happy today is Friday

True. Lets go for a run! :-D

TJBM likes true crime stories

Truish. I can’t read them I just look at the pictures
My fav show is Criminal Minds but a lot of times I peek-watch through my fingers.

tjbm will tell us what their fav show is

Toss up, Justified, but I am liking the new Person of Interest show. And Mad Men will be starting again soon.

TJBM wants to ask a silly ask question in social, but has been holding off.

True n it’s you! Mr TJAB! do it! i double dog dare ya! ; )

tjbm ddd’s tjab too!

False. That jelly always asks silly ass questions in social, and deserves a break.

TJBM thinks girls who DDD should have to go first.

What’s DDD, ditzy dumb dipshits? lol

TJBM is outta the slang loop

False! DDD= “Double Dog Dare”
Everyone knows its the darie goes first, not the darer @Imadethisupwithnoforethought : p

tjbm thinks @Coloma is a super silly girl!

I do. :D
TJBM has a pillow pet. O.o

No, but my daughter leaves her sock monkey here when she is with her mom. She worried I would get lonely.

TJBM is sad they never get propositional pms.

DDD Doh, Doh, Doh snickers at self & SHAF slaps hand against forehead.

False! I gotted one! I’ll share if anyone wants some of it LOL

tjbm gets propositional PMs all the time!

True. Just from you though. Not from a lot of girls. You know who you are. I only PM with you I swear.

TJBM got her way.

psssssssst @Coloma… who is her? is you her?!

My way? With what? Who? What? lol
I’ve had a couple of proposistional PM’s..I send them this sexy picture
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc435/GooseCorral/P1030661.jpg

TJBM wants to kiss my goose

I sure do. ;D
TJBM sends proposistional PM’s all the time. ;D

haha @Coloma you should turn it around n show ‘em the butt!!

False…. I’m pondering my first victim umm crush ; )

tjbm has a crush on someone

Does my boyfriend count? Because I definitely have a crush on that kid… :D
TJBM will tell me if that counts?

@AshLeigh !!!! Duh…he just brought you a present last night! Psht! :-)

TJBM is wearing earrings

I am not. I lost my only pair… Need to buy more soon.
TJBM thinks it’s funny how a bunch of people say PSHT!! now. :D

psht!! funny bunny indeed!

tjbm will make up a new word and share it with us.

I gotta go to bed : (

“Uppatoo”what I tell my geese when it;s time for bed. ” Go uppatoo your barn.” lol

TJBM saves things as “fdlg”, instead of coming up with a proper name.

false. I save things as “Asdfg”.

Tjbm suspects people are empty inside if they haven’t seen “The Muppet Movie”.

I do. :’(
TJBM is wearing white.

Yes I am! :-)

TJBM is wearing PJ’s

I am. :D
TJBM enjoys wearing over sized clothing to bed. :D:D

False

TJBM has had teeth whitening treatment at the dentist.

false
TJBM is a nag.

False. I didn’t even know horses could type.

TJBM loves ice cream far more than they should.

True. I’m not a junk food type but I do love sweets.

TJBM likes Champagne

Uh, truse? I don’t love nor hate it.

TJBM enjoys the sound of thunder.

Yes I do! I love a good storm..bring it on. sadly no big storms over this way yet this year. Bah!

TJBM is creative and resourceful

Oh so very true

TJBM is making something yummy for dinner tonight

nope
TJBM does online surveys.

False.

TJBM is looking for a new avatar

This one is fairly new…
TJBM is sick. I still am. :(

Depends on what video i show you.
TJBM is going to post a video..

Here’s a good one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtXPmWJcuZY

TJBM likes the cute little cave spider

I’m thinking no.

TJBM is embarrassed by a relative.

Yes, my mother has this weird habit of fake laughing during phone conversations with her friends.
TJBM has neglected Fluther for too long.

Not really… I’ve been sick for the last few days, so I’ve hardly left my bed. Fluther kept me company. Haha.
TJBM is still in bed.

False but it’s getting to be my naptime so I may be headed there soon.

tjbm sings in the shower

Sometimes, but I sing a lot in my car, I am always coming around the corner with my mouth wide open in songburst, and laugh at what I look like to oncoming people. lol

TJBM is still loitering their PJs after 10 am today

False. I had to work this am. They frown on jammmies which I dunno why… my jammies are super smexy ; )

tjbm wears super sexy jammies too!

Comfy, yes. Sexy? Uh, not so much.

TJBM is being serenaded. (My son is singing to me.)

True. I’m singing to myself
TJBM sings in the car or the shower regularly.

In the shower, yes.
TJBM wished someone would serenade them…
@geeky_mama That is so sweet!

not really
TJBM wants to adopt a run-down city.

Sure, why not?
TJBM is drinking their favorite beverage, and will tell us what it is.

I’m drinking a strawberry milkshake, which is around 70% of my fav drink: MILK.
TJBM thinks I’m nuts.

Walnuts, even. :)
TJBM is called by their last name. :O

Lol! Nope.
TJBM thinks being called by your last name is a very American thing…

False. (I know many Indians where their first name is a parents last mane) —If you add an ‘e’ to my last name it becomes another word.

TJBM has a difficult to prnounce last name.

Not really. Just difficult to spell, since it’s really long. And people like to replace the ending “ss” with “ff”.
TJBM has no middle name. :O

False…want to guess what it is? It begins with an “R” and ends with an “A”.

TJBM will guess

Is it Ra? Haha. What is it!!!
TJBM will tell me what it is.

False, I’ll guess: Rhonda?
TJBM will tell me hot or cold.

Cold.
TJBM is @Coloma

True!
It’s Rowena! But you can call me Roweenie. LOL

TJBM knows a Rowena

False I do know a Ronan, though
TJBM will tell us the oddest first name they’ve ever heard.

Hmmmm…..I know a woman named Shyla. :-/

TJBM knows someone named Skippy

A dog…
TJBM doesn’t think Shyla is a weird name. Haha.
I know a girl named La-a. It’s pronounced like “La-Dash-Uh.” Haha.

False. It sounds like parents were trying too hard to create “different”
TJBM found a penny recently.

yep.
TJBM thinks that @Coloma would like to have some swans around her house.

False. Geese+Swans do not mix.

TJBM is having a relaxed Sunday.

Always.
TJBM watches Hockey.

False.
TJBM watches documentaries. Right now my son & husband are watching “Planet Earth” Whilst I scan away

Sometimes, I did enjoy planet earth.
TJBM loves getting paid for doing the laundry. Is that a quarter I see in the washer? Cool!

Isn’t money laundering illegal? LOL

TJBM has unexpected overnight company coming Coloma racing about getting things ready…whaaaa…it’s gonna be Corona time soon.

Thankfully False.

TJBM is doing laundry tonight.

I am indeed.

TJBM has fruit trees in her/his yard.

True Off the top of my head: 3 varieties of cherry, 2 apple, a plum, a peach, a pear…

TJBM loves to spend time in their garden.

Yes I love to garden, can’t wait for this years garden

TJBM loves fresh veggies

True Mmmmm.
TJBM loves to take a stroll on a sunny spring day.

Yess, I did the last couple days with my daughters

TJBM has been enjoying some nice weather the past few days

I have. It’s been very sunny lately. :D
TJBM hopes that it continues to stay sunny, and spring comes early this year!

I do. Mostly because of my love of sundresses.

TJBM wants to be a better person but is limited by initial conditions.

False. I try to be a better person regardless of my conditions. @Imadethisupwithnoforethought Sooo…you look good in sundresses ey? lol

TJBM has seen a man wearing a sundress

True.
TJBM has seen a man wearing nylons.

I’ve seen one wearing a sundress, nylons, heels & a sunhat…whilst riding a bike

Only in the shows on Bourbon Street.

TJBM prefers to spend time with a small group of friends rather than at big parties.

Yes, indeed. I am super introverted and big parties are painful for me.

TJBM is thinks the email I got from someone named Shaik Maboobs has to be bogus. (Seriously, say his name out loud: Shaik Maboobs. No freakin’ way is THAT for real.)

@geeky_mama That’s my cousin. I’m Shaik Maballs. Got a problem with that?
TJBM is sending me $5000 in cash for help getting me out of Nigeria.

False. I’d rather send my plane directly your way ;)
TJBM is full of nonsense today.

True. My guests just left after a night of wine, music and boiling away in the hot tub…rummy I am, like a boneless chicken breast. lol

TJBM had unexpected company last night on short notice

False
TJBM did something very silly recently

….. If you only knew…
TJBM knows! :O

False, but I would like to…
TJBM would also like to know what @AshLeigh has been upto…

True.
TJBM will tell us!

Not in public…
TJBM will tell us five things in their room. O.o

iPhone, Mac, Pillow, Xbox & Dog.
TJBM will tell us five things in their room.

Me. Elmo pillow. My pillow pet, named Wundayatta. :D A book shelf. Random clock, which looks like a tire. :D
TJBM will tell us the color of their undies. O_O

White and pink!

TJBM is eating chocolate right now.

Jaffa Cakes :D
TJBM is a fan of Jaffa Cakes

True.
TJBM is a budding scientist.

False
TJBM is an artist at heart

Depends.
TJBM sings in the shower.

True
TJBM never cries in front of other people

I don’t usually cry at all. :-)
TJBM is a happy person.

I’d say true but that’d be a lie.
TJBM is a optimistic person

sometimes
TJBM has fed grapes and onions to their dog/.

0.o… False
TJBM has fed bread and milk to their puppy

I have.
TJBM has a puppy! :D

I had, but I don’t currently :/
TJBM had to give away their puppy :’(

I didn’t.
TJBM will give @MilkyWay a new puppy. :)

Ah, if only I could. We have no puppies and no way to make more.

TJBM is feeling very nibbly today.

True.

TJBM is kind to nature.

I try to be.
TJBM is kind to people. :D

<ponders nibblin Spatzie…... >

Ummm… kind to peoples?... yes! True I am kind to peeps tho I am guilty of an occasional poke or pinch.

tjbm needs to do their dishes

I do. But I keep hoping someone else will…
TJBM hates washing dishes.

False. I’d rather do dishes than cook almost any day of the week.
(I’m a better buddy cooker than on my own.)

tjbm washed their car today in their bikini!

False. It was sunny, but still winter ;)
TJBM will tell us what their least favorite chore is.

It’s a toss up between grocery shopping and cleaning the toilets.

tjbm wishes we had self-cleaning toilets

True. I also wish the dishes cleaned themselves & put themselves away
TJBM will tell us what invention they want invented.

True. A standing massage tickler. :-)

TJBM has seen the movie “Up” and thinks it is really cute

True but not as cute as “Despicable Me” imo

tjbm wants to come help me with my homework : p

@Coloma Try turning down the water pressure? lol I dunno…

That really is contingent on the subject matter.

TJBM is also procrastinating.

True. I should be doing laundry..F*ck it
TJBM has completed their daily chores.

False. Dishes are done and now it’s laundry time. Hmmm…. Since you’re doing it anyways Spatzie…....

tjbm went to the gym today

I didn’t.
TJBM is lookin’ good today. ;)

Agreed.

TJBM is about to go looking through their pantry in order to make a snack.

<jumps back to avoid the stampede pantry rush lol >

False. Snack time is over it’s cookie time now… yay!

tjbm loves cookie time!

I do, but I am dieting, baked asparagus coming up…yay. Not haha

TJBM is hungry

Well, I’m actually eating a cup of soup that I just made. very good, Moll

TJBM thinks Dandelions are delightful.

Just becasue something is considered a weed doesn’t mean it can’t look pretty given there were an entire field of them. Just think of a sea of yellow dandelions spread across a field

TJBM is ready to meet the right person

I already have, me. lolololol

TJBM eats dandelion greens

When in North Carolina I tried them and they were good

TJBM cooks dandelion greens themselves

I just eat ‘em raw. But really I’m more of an arugula-kind-of-girl.

TJBM is headed off on jet plane. <sigh> Again

False. I go no where but the places I visit in my mind when I read or dream

TJBM is anything but a homebody.

50/50 If I am on the go for a few days I want to return to the hermitage.
TJBM loves chips and salsa

True. But they do not love me back…alas I had to give them up. No more corn for me :(

TJBM likes to paint toenails.

Only my own. lol

TJBM has a foot fetish

Nope

TJBM supports PBS.

True. I love PBS as a documentary hound

TJBM has diverse interests

Well, if by “diverse interests” you mean “doesn’t do anything unless it involves a language”, then yes!

TJBM loves oreos.

False, but I do like them.

TJBM is in like with them self.

True. I get along well with myself ;-) Mint Oreos..OMG!

TJBM likes chocolate mint

Yes, was my birthday cake request in grammar school. Chocolate cake with mint flavored chocolate creme frosting.

TJBM will be cold tonight.

yep.
TJBM has some carnivale beads.

False but I have Buddhist prayer beads

TJBM lives in a green house with white trim

False. but there is white trim ;)
TJBM will eat something special for FAT Tuesday.

False. Gotta get back on my program after wineday. lol

TJBM likes wasabi rice crackers

False. Wasabi & I do not get along
TJBM will tell us a funny story.

Like the day I had a complete safety check on my car and one of my windshield wipers flew off in the driving rain on the way home? lol Yes, I love irony! :-D

TJBM likes to garden

False.

TJbM CAPITALiZES EVERy LeTTER EXCEpT FOr OnE.

FALse, I do 2.
TJBM smells like freshly cut roses

True but I prefer spring flowers
TJBM will share their favorite oxymoron with me. mine is same difference ;)

True, awfully nice ^_^
TJBM will tell us their favourite phrase

What we lose in form we gain in wisdom. ;-)

TJBM is going out now…ta ta gang

False
TJBM is pissed winter didn’t come this year.

True. We got “snow” overnight…it’s already _gone
TJBM loves the smell of coffee beans.

Oh yes! Mmm.
TJBM is off to make some coffee now…

False. I’m of to make lunch
TJBM has seen a bird migrate to their region early this year. We already have scout Robins

Nope. Too cold still. :)
TJBM hopes it warms up soon!

False. it’s too warm for winter here
TJBM prefers summer.

No school. No snow. No ice. No wind. No shoveling my driveway. No getting stuck in the driveway for hours, or going into the ditch… Alaska sucks. Haha.
TJBM likes roller blading. :)

too much pain
TJBM can’t wait for the Detroit Lions to win the Super Bowl.

Ahhh correct me if I am wrong hasn’t the Super Bowl already happened?? False though considering I am in New England

TJBM likes the warm weather we have had this winter

False. We need rain and snow badly for our dead ski season and this years rafting season is going to be lousy without the Sierra runoff. Not good for the tourist communities and wildfire danger. We are hitting the high 60’s-70 this week. I just noticed a neighbors fruit trees blooming coming down the road. Holy crap. What winter?

TJBM is defrosting something yummy for dinner shrimp salad here. :-D

I’m not. Probably eating macaroni again. Haha.
TJBM is listening to a lovely song. :)

No. But since you mentioned it I’m going to put on some music. :-)

TJBM forgot today was trash day shit lol

False. that was yesterday ;)
TJBM rarely looks at a clock.

True, unless I am cooking something.
TJBM slept funny and has tweaked neck today aaaargh!

True And I keep doing this :/

TJBM is a list maker.

True. So much for my trash day reminder this week thoguh. lol

TJBM likes a nice glass of Merlot or other red wine

<—Minor.
TJBM doesn’t break the law. :)

True.
<——You must be 18 to ride this ride.

TJBM made a witty joke today that they will share.

Well… a guy friend of mine (who is a bit sarky) said to me “Yeah, my head’s full of shit.”
I asked him “Which one?” Is that even witty? I dunno.
TJBM has a wittier joke than mine.

Once my ex husband was dancing around our kitchen and said ” I have the ass of a 10 year old boy”, I replied ” Yep, and you have the mind of one too.” lol

TJBM hates immature people

Good one @Coloma! Reminds me of the time my husband’s 60-something year old Aunt had too much wine at Thanksgiving dinner and announced: “I have the boobs of a 30 year old!”

As for immature people..I suppose I dislike adults who lack the ability to act their age…but I cut my kids and their friends a lot of slack in the immaturity department.

TJBM is selling Girl Scout cookies. (Like me.)

False. But when my daughter was younger we were always selling Sees chocolate bars for her 4-H group I bought a lot of them lol

TJBM likes the color orange

I must I have fourteen shirts different shades of Orange.

TJBM saw a great sunset tonight.

nope and the color orange reminds of a certain university that I hate.
TJBM has a least favorite color/ university and can’t wait the the Cubs to finally win the World Series.

Sure.
TJBM wonders where people come up with this stuff..

So true.
TJBM wonders about a lot of things but fails to come up with as many conclusions

Absolutely, just forget about it and be a good person an enjoy being alive!

TJBM loves seafood

No, no, no. Never. :(
TJBM thinks spicy food tastes painful. D:

False, I must be a food masochist because I love spicey, the spicier the better, oooh wasabi! :-)

TJBM likes Disney movies

True, they have played a big part in my life.
TJBM still sings along to Hakuna Matata

True. Great little tune!

TJBM is a writer that appriciates clever composistion

True.
TJBM adores poetry

I do. :)
TJBM adores good literature.

I enjoy good literature; let’s not be dramatic!

TJBM never considered teaching as a profession.

False, I wanted to be a history teacher, and still kinda do.

TJBM has trouble being pleasant with idiots.

Guilty.

TJBM is not in favor of stipends for college scholarship athletes.

I am okay with women’s volleyball. Everything else is a waste of money.

TJBM is about to start something they are nervous about doing.

False. I’ll sleep fine…not nervous about it at all
TJBM prefers whiskey.

Who doesn’t prefer whiskey @SpatzieLover. I think you should take a do over.

TJBM thinks @SpatzieLover should take a do over.

False. When I partake in alcohol, I only drink vodka ;)

TJBM sleeps on a down pillow.

I usually sleep on my pillow pet. :D
TJBM is having a nekked party.

Pass

TJBM subscribes to a news magazine.

I don’t.
TJBM is a leprechaun. :D

False. I am a wood sprite. :-)

TJBM likes bubble baths by candlelight

showers only.
TJBM exercises nekked.

Ewww, no. No one would want to see that, myself included.

TJBM does Zumba for fitness.

False. I haven’t signed up for it or bought a DVD on it yet…I did do Brazil Butt lift last night…Holy Bajolies, my butt hurts today!
TJBM likes to keep moving.

True, but I also like to just be. I’m working on moving more again lately. lol

TJBM is noticing all the bird songs lately, breeding season is here again.

True. And the squirrels are VERY squirrelly!
TJBM has seen animals mating already.

True. My geese are having wild pool orgies lately. lol

TJBM has yardwork to do

TRUE. I need to clean up dog poo, spread grass seed, rake & more.
TJBM is rarely embarrassed.

False.

TJBM needs to clean their car.

False. My husband is obsessed about cleaning the car almost every moment
TJBM finds humor in almost everything.

Very, very true indeed.

tjbm suffers knows what a day walker is

False. I had to look it up, Ginger
TJBM has caught a fish.

Yes, years ago I used to go night fishing off the piers in southern california. It was fun.

TJBM has seen the grunion runs

False, I’ve never see a groinion run in my life!

tjbm cheats at Hungry Hungry Hippo?!

Yesh Spatzie! A day walker has 2 of the three ginger traits. heehee

False. i do play it, though
TJBM has super glued their fingers together at least once. dangnabbit!

yessum

TJBM needs a sugar fix!

False. I just had one…Mmmm. Maple syrup & gluten-free cinnamon waffles.
TJBM is having a foggy brain day.

So true!
TJBM needs to finish cleaning the kitchen.

Haha..how’d ya know. Yep, need to unload the DW and mop, but doing laundry and picking up branches in my yard in the moment. Whew..it is almost HOT here today…70 something!

TJBM likes hard boiled eggs in their salads

only like scrambled eggs and no salad
TJBM had a watergate salad.

Dunno what that is so one could’ve been slipped by me ; )

tjbm is making supper. Do tell what’s cookin!

made chicken and corn and for dessert a little bit of fruit…. just something simple

TJBM is ready to eat dessert mmmm

I’m always ready for dessert! What’cha got? ; )

tjbm will tell us what their favorite dessert is

True…Lately it’s been a scoop of coconut ice cream drizzled with raw honey and topped with a generous sprinkling of organic cinnamon.
TJBM purchased something online recently.

True. I ordered 6 handcrafted gourmet cheeses last night from a coastal cheese factory.
www.loletacheese.com
3 Caraway jacks, a garden jack, a sharp cheddar and a Salami Cheddar. Oooh cheese! lol

TJBM is a cheese-a-holic like me

Love cheese, but not to the level of needing to admit an issue.

TJBM still has no snow this winter.

True! Arrrrgh..it was 72 degrees today, shit, I had to water all my plants, %^*&#$% non-winter!

TJBM lives near a vineyard and winery

near is a relative term. I am sadly over 100 miles from any good ones.

TJBM is sipping a relaxing beverage of their choice at the moment.

I am. A nice glass of a local vintage. :-)

TJBM had a nice day

It started out good, but by the end of the day it had fallen out of my braid, and looked funny. Haha.
TJBM braids their hair.

Not mine but my daughters hair and did her doll’s hair last night too

TJBM knows how to french braid as well as french kiss ;)

One of the above…
TJBM knows which one. XD

Yes, I do. lol

TJBM has braided a horses mane and tail before

Yes I have. :D Thunder!!!
TJBM has owned horses. :)

Yes. A mustang and a quarter horse. :-)

TJBM likes asparagus

mmmmmm yes can’t wait until its back in season mom grows and boy is it great when it is that fresh

TJBM can’t wait till all the freshly picked veggies are back in season

Yummmm.
TJBM is hungry.

False. All this healthy food talk makes me a little queasy.

TJBM loves cheesburgers.

True. Add some bacon and you have a bit of artery clogging heaven.
TJBM enjoys a good mystery.

Ooooh especially if it’s a good one!
TJBM reads a book a week.

Most weeks, yes. This week..not so much.

TJBM is working way too late.

Umm… I’m not working. And it’s only 8 PM. :)
TJBM is not working way too late.

True. I am not.

TJBM hears something right now and will tell us what it is

It is The Tide by The Spill Canvas. :)
TJBM has weird taste in music. XD

I do have ecclectic taste in tunes.

TJBM is headed to bedville.

No, not for a few hours.

TJBM packs lightly when traveling.

I don’t.
TJBM packs way too much when traveling.

Nope. As light as a feather.

TJBM is traveling this weekend and needs to pack.

False, but maybe soon. First I have to pay my taxes. Bah!

TJBM is on the cusp of sunrise right now

It’s still dark, and I’m awake. :( Sad, right?
TJBM takes vitamins.

True, I do.
TJBM wants to take a nap already and it’s only 9:23am.

False.

TJBM is enjoying the warm weather today.

wouldn’t call it warm.
TJBM does their shopping here

Nope since I have never been to germany and I was born much later than 1958

TJBM is going on vacation soon

Maybe, but, I have to pay my taxes first. :-/

TJBM needs a haircut

True, true, true.

tjbm hasn’t been on a vacation in years

2 years almost to the day right now. I had 2 nice vacations in 2010, and now have had to buckle down again.

TJBM is craving a desert spring excursion

I’ve never been on one… you mean like with camels and turbans and all that desert stuffs? If I got to see the pyramids and sphinxes then mkay.

tjbm has been on a desert wing-ding… twice!

False
TJBM loves cakes! :D

prefer pies

TJBM loves pie cakes!

Can’t say I’ve had a pie cake before unless its something like the italian Ricotta Cheese Pie which is more than a pie but not quite a cake

TJBM has had Italian Ricotta Cheese Pie before mmmmm… my sister gets it from a bakery in the North End of Boston and boy is it good!!

never heard of it.
TJBM has Italian pie before.

False. Never heard of it either. Maybe it’s a Bostonish kinda thing?

tjbm feels like bakin’ something but don’t know what

True but false. I’d bake a vanilla sponge cake infused with cardamom :D
TJBM really wants some cake and milk now.

True! But I have none : (
All this talk about cake i making my mouth water : (

tjbm has cottonmouth

nope

TJBM can dance the cotton eye joe

False. I’m boring, I only slow dance.

tjbm only slow dances too ; )

I only slow dance with women. Occasionally, I will dance by myself on a speaker, but the bouncers always get pissed. It is sexist, IMHO.

TJBM has danced on a speaker.

Not on a speaker, but with a speaker.

TJBM has spoken with a dancer

Sure, I’ve known a lot of dancers.

TJBM is baking salmon and asparagus for dinner mmmmm, almost perfect :-)

mmmmm I will be right over. I already ate, but I will be over for dessert.

TJBM is having something heavenly for dessert

Probably not.
TJBM is a sucker for promiscuous action.. O___O

Nope. I am a sucker for dames with a problem. Promiscuous action is too easy by definition.

TJBM is starting to get tipsy.

False. I’m in a goober-great mood!

tjbm has goopy fingers and wants cake!

Haha…what a banter…lol

False. I have clean fingers and yes, I want cake…but…I have lost 7.3 lbs. in 17 days….I’m on a roll. I mean, my little roll is rolling away. :-D

TJBM had a funny interaction with someone today

I coulda swore that said pissy….

I always do.
TJBM is curious about something.

I sure am

TJBM would like to try my 3 new flavors of ice cream that I am making.. Cherry Pie, Samoa Girl Scout Cookie and Peanut Butter Girl Scout Cookie… I am working on the base for all 3 now

True! Those sound yummy.
TJBM is considering their options.

Always… Cocoa puffs, or captain crunch? :(
TJBM will help me decide.

Seriously, Captain Crunch is close by and you are on fluther?

TJBM is dying for the opportunity to dress like a pirate.

False
TJBM knows pirate clothes were very unhygienic

I can multitask @Imadethisupwithnoforethought

Probably were, especially with all that parrot poo on your shoulder. lol

TJBM is @AshLeigh !

Nope.
TJBM is @Coloma

:-P

TJBM is eating a Milky Way

I am not. :(
TJBM is in love with someone. O.o

Every damn girl I meet. I can multitask too.

TJBM does not want to talk about food.

True. No more dessert talk I just had my 3 oz. of salmon and my asparagus…must…go…to…bed…before I start rummaging for goodies. lol

TJBM is dieting

I am not.
TJBM laughed at @Imadethisupwithnoforethought‘s last post. Haha. :D

True!
TJBM does want to talk about food… and sleep.,, night.

Perhaps. Right now I rather simply enjoy a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

TJBM has reported child abuse to CPS.

I have not…
TJBM loves TMNT!

English please

I believe it stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all of which are (now) English words.

TJBM is already getting hot cross buns.

False.

TJBM loves TJBM!

I do:)
TJBM is beautiful. <3

We all are.

TJBM is craving breakfast now

Nope. It’s 4pm here!

TJBM will be in a large city at some point this weekend.

Not if I can help it. lol I do have to go to the city in a few weeks, bah, I’m spoiled living in my little Walden Pond zone.

TJBM has a mega high energy friend that exhausts them sometimes

Nope. Perhaps it is me?

TJBM is an artist

True, a web artist.

TJBM is a fan of Uncle Jesse.

not really
TJBM likes earbits.

I am not familiar with earbits, but I’m guessing it’s a false statement.

TJBM has some hearing loss.

Nope.
TJBM is doing something fun tonight. :)

Just got back from a movie.
TJBM has to run some errands this weekend.

I am going out tomorrow to shop for food.

TJBM works on weekends.

only on sundays.
TJBM is lazy.

What is this word “lazy”? :)

TJBM has a full busy weekend planned.

nope
TJBM has been convicted of a felony.

Why I never!

TJBM has broken a habit in the last year.

False
TJBM has tonnes of homework to do

false
TJBM’s memory lane is peppered with land mines.

Nothing I did was on purpose. It just sort of happened.

TJBM looks to a brighter future.

True
TJBM dislikes sunshine

I don’t dislike it. I just dislike sunburns. :)
TJBM burns easily.

Nope, I find if I start getting sun early in the season that I don’t burn all summer even without sunblock

TJBM is lacking vitimin D like me and needs to take supplements for it

I actually do not know, but we take 1000 units of D each day. I have for years. I am aware that many people are now finding that they are deficient.

TJBM would like to take a ride in a submarine (maybe the orange one at the top of the page).

I would.
TJBM would like to join me.

Sorry, but no, I would take along my own submarine party guests.

TJBM has a family member with a diagnosed mental disease or disorder.

I do.
TJBM has no sense of humor! :O

Yes, zero sense of humor, its all wit.

TJBM had an amazing evening!

We just watched a movie as a family.
TJBM wished they could go driving on this sunny driving day.