Who, when it eventually will happen on us, will claim responsibility for Armageddon?

Rush Limbaugh?

The Kardassians?

It can’t be blamed on anyone, but it might turn into a political debate. “If these libs weren’t all about the nanny state, we could’ve had the extra money to blow that meteor up!”

“If these conservatives weren’t kissing the ass of the rich, we could’ve had the money to blow that meteor up!”

The word is that Snookie of Jersey Shore “fame” is due to give birth on December 21 thus fulfilling the Mayan prophecy of the end of the world.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

I will volunteer to take the rap. I mean, this is armageddon we are talking about… not something caused by a human being. Right?

Could blame it on the almighty for setting the whole situation up in the first place.
That could be seen as disrespectful, or as awe-filled at the power of each moment coming into being on the heels of the destruction of the previous moment.

@dabbler It’s a part of his plan, we have to be quiet and accept it :)

Me, I just ate a burrito with extra beans and cheese and I can feel a methane gas cloud building up in my rectum that is so immense, everything will whither and die(sorry guys).

(Wither.Sorry, King. )

(@gailcalled, no you’ll turn white and then wither, so whither :P)

The people’s front of judea?

Armageddon will be claimed by every member of every group, sect, or religion that uses an ancient text as its guide. They will spent their last moments studying the text, busily calculating and interpreting passages trying to prove the end was predicted at that moment.