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“I promise I won’t burn your privates. honey.”

Sparky ran into an old flame, and discovered that it was a match made in heaven.

Boss, I need a vacation. I’m feeling burned out.
Hey babe, how about a little hot head?
Master, I get the feeling I will soon make an ash of myself. That’s ok. It is the way of the match.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

“Waaaaah I am on fire!!! AHHHH AHHHH AHH… Blargh.”

You light my FIRE ! !

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”
“I..I..I thought I felt a spark, it all happened so fast, now I just feel used…”

Time is the fire in which we burn. Carpe diem!

( from Star Trek movie, except Carpe Diem, which is from Dead Poet’s Society )

“It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.”

“I never meant to use your brother to light the BBQ… and and… I bow down to you oh flaming lord!”

“Oh great Yogacharya, is this how the Fire Log Pose is performed?”

Burn in hell you son of a beech!

I bow to the light within you.

“KILL IT WITH FIRE!”

“I have a hot date with an old flame, she’s practically begging for it. I may strike out, but i’m hoping we’re a perfect match”

National Geographic; they just don’t know what the hell to cover anymore.

Man. Hell’s kinda overrated.

or

It just kinda happened honey. He’s a Zippo and can offer me some much more stability than you can.

Kneeling matchstick – “Aaaaahh! I don’t want to burn my balls!”
Sitting matchstick – “Relax, you don’t have any. You got wood though.”

Caption – Dumb teenage matchsticks trying to imitate Ghostrider.

You are the light of my life – will you marry me?