Who has called an ex or a friend from the other sex, while being drunk?

I have! I dialed my guy friends number and before I could say anything another friend who was sitting next to me shouted out “Allie wants your nuts!!” then we both laughed (cause we were wasted) and I hung up.

I also called one of my best friends from high school that same night on the walk home (too drunk to drive). I told him I was walking home with my friend and that I wished I had Fruit Loops. I said I was wearing my purse around my neck like a collar because I didn’t want to lose it. I told him I had stopped to sit in the street because I didn’t know where the bike path was (even though I wasn’t riding a bike). I said I was on an overpass flashing and mooning the freeway traffic (which I was). This was all on his voice mail message and he let me listen to it when I sobered up the next day. Hahaha, he still has the message saved in his inbox.

Why?... Your phone rang?...sorry, wrong number

ummm… who hasn’t?!?

Had one or two ex’s show up at my door at 4 in the morning, drunk as hell, but don’t recall ever ‘returning the favor’.

Yeah, I second thebeadholder – who hasn’t?!

i’ve never been drunk, so yeah…i haven’t

I’ve never done it, probably because I have a sister who had a drinking problem and had to deal with bizarre telephone calls, which are even painful thinking about them again.

Been called, But I usually avoid firewater, so my day is yet to come.

I am drunk all the time, but I don’t have a phone. I have drunk chatted though…which is probably worse.

I tend to try to keep my phone in my purse so I don’t do this, but I definitely did last night….not good :-P

how did the conversation go? (I know “not good”) care to unleash the dirt for the collective?

haha i called my ex and scremed YOU WHORE. that was last year…i still havent talked to her.

it is usually someone whose name starts with A or B that get calls from drunks since there at the top of the address book.