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Describe your bad typing habits. Possibly NSFW.

Asked by SecondHandStoke (6183 points ) November 11th, 2013

I’m currently going through a phase where I miss the shift key.

There have been other times where I put the space in the wrong place in a sentence (Usually after the first letter of a word).

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Katniss's avatar

I’m so used to doing everything on my phone, when I’m faced with a real keyboard I have to think about what I’m doing, and go back and make corrections 30 bajillion times. Pretty sad really.

ucme's avatar

Fuck you for asking this que…
I make the same mistake with thank every time.

OneBadApple's avatar

I haev won major awarsd for my tpying.

ucme is rgiht. Fuck Thank yuo, man….

ragingloli's avatar

I am often too quick when I type capital letters. My pinky has already left the shift key when I press the other.

glacial's avatar

I seem to be incapable of typing “Christmas” without first typing it as “Christman”. Which is weird, but sort of à propos.

Headhurts's avatar

What has this got to do with nsfw?

SecondHandStoke's avatar

^ Typing one handed.

Headhurts's avatar

Makes perfect sense!

Katniss's avatar

^^Cyber sex addict lol

ucme's avatar

Onerottenapple, no need to wank me…no really!

OneBadApple's avatar

Never a dull monument around here…

ucme's avatar

Eye sea ewe enjoie shinnie erecshions.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Yesh Mish Moneypenneh…

ucme's avatar

Pushy Galore, shexshy girl…

SecondHandStoke's avatar

LOL.

Shall we stop before we get our patties smacked for going off topic?

OneBadApple's avatar

What are yewww…...preparedddddd to do ??

SecondHandStoke's avatar

“I musht be dreaming…”

OneBadApple's avatar

You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue. That’sh the Chicago way!

ucme's avatar

Yesh, the modsh may jusht get their knickersh in a twisht.

CWOTUS's avatar

I have to look at the numerals to type them. Otherwise, U;n oewrrt nyxg fiis ri fi,

CWOTUS's avatar

Rdw abe orm.ycm.o C o,cyjd yr yd. Ekrpat t.fxrape ,cydrgy p.anc;cbi cyv <day a lacb yday co!

OneBadApple's avatar

Please, go on…..

SecondHandStoke's avatar

My thread!!!

Katniss's avatar

Dude…... You’ve been hijacked.

CWOTUS's avatar

I was totally serious.

OneBadApple's avatar

So was Oswald…

zants's avatar

I don’t use my left pinky for anything and my right pinky is only used to press ‘Enter’ (though even for that I sometimes use my ring finger instead).

I’m also extremely inaccurate (to put it into perspective, according to WhatPulse I ‘backspace’ for ~5% of my keystrokes, compared to 11% of pressing ‘space’). I somehow still have a very high WPM despite this.

OneBadApple's avatar

Welcome to fluther. OK, let’s roll…

Who has more inherent intelligence…..women or men ??

(careful, son….)

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Neither:

It’a all relative.

OneBadApple's avatar

My question was a stress-test for the newbie, Stoke, but thanks anyway for your very fine but risk-free fence-sitting comment….

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