That other woman in your life, Siri, does she understand you?

Actually, I got tired of Siri’s female voice and her mispronunciation my last name so I performed electronic transgendering and made her a male—and then taught him to say my name correctly. Now I love my iPhone even more.

I don’t own a smartphone and if I ever do, it won’t be an Apple product.

I really like the idea of Siri but, in practice, I rarely use her.

Same with voice dictation and FaceTime.

I prefer searching for stuff myself, typing by hand, and communicating through eMail.

She’s not happy with me when I curse her out.

Sadly I have an iPhone 4. I’m Siri deprived.

@Katniss Siriously deprived!

@janbb It breaks my heart! lol Don’t you feel bad for me?? Siriously!

My son has the iPhone 5 and doesn’t even use Siri.

I stopped using it too after the initial playing around.

If Siri was a real person, I would be in jail for murder. Mass murder. Genocide, even.
On a scale that would make Hitler go “what the fuck, man!”

We have been together for almost an year now and it turns out neither of us likes the other very much. I think it may be time to break up.

Bwahahahaha!! @ragingloli Some of the shit you come up with kills me!!

Not in the slightest