Can I get pregnant from having semen on my skirt even if my lining is not broken?

Not unless your real name is Mary… :-)

You mean your own or someone else’s?

No, you can’t. You can only become pregnant from unprotected sex and even then it’s not 100%. Don’t worry about it.

You may have skipped that day of class. Sperm is deliberately shot into a vagina and swims it’s happy ass off through your Fallopian tubes to fertilize an egg.

It is not possible to absorb sperm through osmosis and get knocked up. Also, I understand that sperm dies once it’s had time in oxygen, as it would resting and drying up on your skirt.

I’m just scared that there’s a topic called Dry Humping. I thought we were sophisticated up in here!

Also, what’s not broken? The lining of your shirt, or YOUR lining?

I’m 37. I’m truly trying to remember the last time I even said “dry humping.”

@stratman37 I’m actually quite impressed with the tagging on this question.
Oh wait, it showed up in questions for me… uh oh…

It’s a valid question, though. While extremely unlikely (even more unlikely with the situation you described) you can get pregnant without penetration.

Not likely, Monica.

Maybe by “lining” she means “hymen”. How would the lining of her skirt be “broken”?

Is adel’s name really…. zack?? Zack’s lining: broken.