What is one of the stranger things to happen to you on a date?

That is hilarious!

I’ve been in a relationship for a long time but I went to a high school dance with a guy I didn’t really like but he really liked me and bugged me to go to the dance with him. It was alright until he asked me to dance and when we got on the floor, he started tap dancing…. I was so embarrassed everyone was laughing at him and pointing and I was awkwardly dancing by myself.

A friend set me up, ended up being my dads attorneys son, who I knew already had a baby mama and child. He couldnt understand why I was not interested at all, very awkward.

@BackinBlack – LOL! Now, that is funny! :)
I had to go int the bathroom to keep from laughing and when I came out, I sat in a small chair that he couldn’t fit into. :)

@KNOWITALL – No instant family for you then?

@Lucille Not at 20, no ma’am. Not even tempted.

@KNOWITALL – I hear you.

I mean, none of them are ‘clean’ so if you wanna risk it I could proceed…:D

@ucme – I am not afraid. yet

Okay, so this one girl, we were both 17, she went for my willy & scratched it with her beautifully manicured nails. I cried & she stormed off muttering stuff about me being a wimp.
It really stung though lol

@ucme Cried? Get outta here! lol!

Well not immediately obviously, but the pleasure pain thing quickly flipped & my eyes welled up.

@ucme -Where’d you go on your second date?

The chemist, she bought me a band aid & pacifier with tigger on it :D

A guy invited me to go play some coed volleyball as a first date. Since I actually played competitive coed twice a week I was all up for it.

Warning flag #1: He was a ball hog. I’d call it as mine and he’s step in front of me and take it away.

Then we went back to his house. He went to change clothes. He came back out in a pair of those old 70’s, really short running shorts…and he had no underwear on. You could see the tip of his dick sticking out of the bottom of the shorts. Seriously dude????

Buh bye.

I had planned this date for a week with this girl when we were around 19yrs old. Friday finally came around and I started to get a headache. I drove to her house and asked for Tylenol. She brought me out 2 and I took them. We proceeded to a city about 45min away for the date – we live in the country. I started to get extremely sleepy on the way there. After a quick discussion she realized she accidentally gave me PM pills. Once we finally got to the restaurant it got worse. I couldn’t hold my eyes open and our food took over an hour because they were short staffed that night. I even asked her to drive me home but unfortunately she couldn’t drive a stick. Plus the truck was lifted and had huge tires that she wasn’t comfortable trying to control on the road. Worst date ever. I just wanted to pull over and take a nap. Wait, it gets worse…

Once we finally arrived her Dad came outside yelling at both of us. Apparently she didn’t tell him she was leaving and he hated me for it. He was a little shrimpy guy that pranced up to the door of my truck and wanted to get in my face but my truck window towered over him. I kept cool until he smacked the side of my truck real hard. I opened my door real fast and caught him in the side of the head. I hopped out and he didn’t have much else to say after that.

I had a guy show up for a first date stoned out of his mind on Zanex. Said he’s taken 2 of them because he was so nervous about the date. We originally planned to drive to Wichita, 50 miles away. I found an excuse to stay in town. I got out of that date ASAP.

@Coolhandluke -Lol! I used to fall asleep in the car on dates with “R” We’d be driving along and I would nod off.
That was pleasant.

@Dutchess That is hilarious. How gross…lol

So my besty Krista and I were out and a guy she liked showed up. No friend for me, so we were all talking and he pushed us both down for a 3 way, trying to kiss us, hands on boobs. I jumped up and ran to another room.

Thats why the typical ‘hot and handsome’ are the worst to me. The egos!

@KNOWITALL that was you? I knew it!

Haha, ya right, you arent that much of an ahole I hope. :)

I still regret not punching that smirk off his face.

@KNOWITALL -Wth? There are some nice ones out there in my experience
My sister once was set up with a guy who flew. He took her up in his plane to go out to a restaurant. While they were coming home,he told her that he had a dossier on her.
She told me that she was tempted to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

@KNOWITALL I’m not at all. I mean, maybe I once was but that was 20yrs ago.

@Lucille Yeah, logically I know that but from my dad, thru my whole life experiences, a lot of the super hotties are pricks. Dad was a pilot, too, always take a chute lol

@Cool You were, I can tell. :D

@KNOWITALL -That’s what i told her! Lol!
A friend of mine was woke up out of a dead sleep at her boyfriend’s lair by her boyfriend’s girlfriend.She had no clue he had another woman.
She stayed for the diatribe, got up,dressed and told them that she refuses to sleep in the middle! I still laugh about this.

You wonder what the hell some men are thinking when they do shit like that! Do they think it’s sexy? Gross!

When I was 18, I took a 19 year old girl, and her female friend to bar, that let us drink underage.
It was kinda supposed to be a threesome thing. Some time, after about 3 hours, they both got sick. I drove them back to my girlfriend’s trailer. Her friend vomited, and got really sick. She told us she felt poisoned. I decided to call EMS. Her friend wasn’t doing well. Police showed up first, and really grilled me. EMS got there, and took her friend to the hospital.

My new girlfriend cried on me, until we fell asleep. The next morning, we found out that her friend, had been given some sort of roufie (probably spelled that wrong.) I remember a strange man following me to the car that night, asking me where I was taking them. I told him we were leaving, get the fuck away from us. I am POSITIVE, he’s the one that drugged them. Looking back…

So. No threesome for me, and I was pissed off, about the drugging thing. I called the place we had been to, and threatened a lot of people. A bunch of older men told me “you don’t know who you’re fucking with.” I said “ok.” I won’t go into detail, but it turns out that they, didn’t know who they were fucking with…

I went ninja, on them, and I’m sure they regret the whole thing.

From then on, I have told girls to watch who’s making their drink, and to not leave their drink unattended. The event has helped the future me… But that was my only chance at a threesome, and I doubt I would consider it, at this age. So. That all got fucked up, by some creepy bar guys… They got their ramifications. And then some… Assholes…

That was my first date, with a girl who forever changed my attitude, on who I would hook up with. Probably a good thing, in the long run….

But that was a crazier version, of the currently crazy me. Lots of people should have went to jail, over the whole thing. There are not many bad things I’ve done, a long time. But, I went overboard, after a couple days, of letting those guys think they got away, with drugging two young girls… That place, those guys, were never the same.

I realize now, that it was ultimately my decision making, that brought the whole situation together. I suppose those bad guys, reflect similarly now, if they are still alive. This was about 20 years ago now. If they kept on doing, what they were doing back then, I wager they are all dead ,or in prison.

I was an ignorant young man. But…. I was just as ignorant, in how to handle such situations.

That me, died along time ago. Well, most of me…

Gotta love first dates….

@MrGrimm888 – Vigilantism at it’s best, IMO.

I suddenly don’t recall what happened…Memory is funny thing….

@MrGrimm888 -Lol! My memory is not that great on some things, yet I remember a bag of broccoli. Willfully choosing to do that
Lol

Memory, is not a willful thing… It comes, and goes, without our desire. And it impossible to prove, in a courtroom… Without other winess’ account. I feel like a lot of people forgot, a lot of details… I do recall the specifics of the crime comiitted against my girlfriend, and her friend. I just fail to recall any other information….

@MrGrimm888 – I think it can be like rote learning, which would be a willful act.

^Could you expound, on your definition of “rote” learning? ”

@MrGrimm888 -Memorization by repetition.

^That actually been proven wrong, in many cases. Because the victim only remembers things, through repetition of thought, rather than actual events….

@MrGrimm888 -Oh, you are speaking of crime cases.
I suppose that might depend on one’s ability to handle trauma?Some people are able to remember the plate numbers on a car whereas others couldn’t.Not sure why.
I believe that I could render an accurate depiction of a certain SOB and this was an event that happened a long time ago.I believe my art training would help that.
That would be interesting to test that out.From a distance.
I have seen tests where they set up people to witness an event then ask them to describe things and there are plenty of differences.

I’m speaking in generalities.

@MrGrimm888 -Will you remember to send me a birthday card?? XD

^I already sent you a bunch of congrats, on your entry to the mansion. PM me your b day, and we’ll go from there…

@MrGrimm888 – I remember that!—See it can happen (memory and all)
As much as I like being reminded of being one year closer to death,I am just kidding about the BD :)

^I’m not offended. It’s called human nature… I’d still like to spend a night talking with you, over a bottle of wine.:)

@MrGrimm888 – That’s a sweet thing to say :)

I never say something I don’t mean. Shrimp. A Porto , and enjoyment of being around a nice girl/woman, around a fire, on a moonlit night…. You can’t beat it….

@MrGrimm888 – Agreed!

@lucille Quite a sweetie isnt he.

@KNOWITALL -Agreed,again!

@lucille You’re just so agreeable! :)

@KNOWITALL – I…...get that a lot. XD

Stranger things on a date. The woman during dinner spoke about Jesus. A lot.

@lucille I do not. Haha!

@mazinger How did you handle that?

I recall a lot of dates when the girl would yell ”jesus” & “oh god” but that’s another story :D

@KNOWITALL said tongue in cheek :)
@ucme I thought that was my name for the longest time XD

@ucme Fetch my whip, what what!

@KNOWITALL How did I handle it. Around that time I was still somewhat religious so naturally I was a good listener. But to be honest it turned me off. Somewhat religious in my case means hardly conservative. To make matters worse, on our second date she invited a friend from their church to watch a movie with us and I unexpectedly found myself more attracted to that friend of hers. That felt awkward.

@lucillelucillelucille I say, steady on old girl :D
@KNOWITALL Tally-ho I must break in this filly ;-}

@mazinger Interesting, sounds kind of Duggar-ish. Like the second date was chaperoned. At least you gave it two tries!

^^I never did ask her out again.

@mazingerz88 What about her friend??

What a massive turn off @mazingerz88.

^^ I was too chicken to ask her friend out. Lol It was my cousin who was also a member of their Church who helped me set-up the dates. I was in my mid-20s and at the time I thought that would be somewhat inappropriate. It shouldn’t be I know but life happened and that was that.

@Dutchess_III That was really my fault. I should not have asked her out at all. What was I thinking, they’re Jehova’s Witnesses! Got hit by reality when she centered our conversation on Jesus. My brain was more tuned in to wondering how many dates before I could kiss her. Didn’t want to fake engaging in lively Jesus talks to get there.

I have had some particularly shitty experiences with JWs.

When I was 17, I dated a girl for several months. We usually went to a breakfast place, and just drank coffee, and talked. We got a little physical, but never went all the way. We were, I guess, intellectually attracted to each other.
One night, out of the blue, she mentioned that God would be taking people soon, and at that point, she would sell all her possessions, and live in the mountains, until God took her.
I was like “check please?”

I never spoke to her again. Which was much easier then, as there were no cell phones, and stuff like that…

@MrGrimm888 -Can’t blame ya!

^She also claimed that she would eventually marry a man, for his money. Something that I thought I could change her mind about. I was so young, and stupid. Instead of older, and stupid…

@MrGrimm888 -“She also claimed that she would eventually marry a man,for his money”
You escaped :)

I actually saw her, just a year ago, at a venue I was HOS at. She didn’t seem to recognize me. That was a bit disappointing. I wanted to go, and talk to her, but I was too busy, and she left before I got a chance to talk to her. I got one of my guys to watch the front, so I could go find her. But, I guess she had already left. I couldn’t find her amongst the hundreds of people there. It wasn’t like I was going to hit on her. I was just curious what she’d been up to, for the past 20 years. It was a high end venue, and I thought I saw her talking with a much older man. She may well have gotten hooked up with a rich guy.
Ironically, she’s too old for me now. I’m 39. She must be 41. I won’t date a girl over 33… I prefer my girls, in their mid, to late 20’s. It was definitely her though. I carded her, at the door. She aged well. I haven’t seen her before, or since… Oh well…

@MrGrimm888 _ I believed you dodged a bullet.

I’ve literally dodged bullets, in my life. Bullets, knives, broken beer bottles etc. Women, have always hurt me the worst.
I don’t fear any man, or group of men. But a girl can injure me, in ways I cannot articulate. Like I said, this girl, in particular, was not someone who I would have been hurt by. But. Who knows…

OK, so even though God says it’s easier to put a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven, AND that he’d be coming soon for all Christians, she was gonna find herself a rich man to marry? Can’t help but love the convoluted logic there.

^Yeah. She turned out to be a dumpster fire. Want to hear about it some more? When she went to college, she became a witch. Seriously, a whitch.

What’s really odd, to me, is that she was highly intelligent. We dated for months, and she did say a crazy thing once in awhile. But, she seemed like a perfectly sane person.

It was her mother, who had her head wrapped around marrying a wealthy guy. I remember the conversation vividly. I asked her “what about love?” She said she would probably grow to love him. Convoluted, described her perfectly.

Once, we were talking about sex. She said she had been in a threesome once, but hadn’t had sex before, or since. So I was like “you lost your virginity, in a threesome? ” She took great offense to that, and said she still considered herself a virgin. I didn’t push the subject. I was a young fool. I was however, thinking that a threesome, could be in our future. That was something I pursued, into my late 20’s. The closest I really got, was having sex with a girl, in the same bed her sister was in. Her leg was touching her sister, so technically…. Ah. The Caribbean…

I could have kids down there…. What an odd world…

I was never the kiss and tell type. What happens between myself and a woman stays between us. If she wants to broadcast it it’s her call, but no one will ever hear it from me.