What states of mind should you not be in, when you are shopping/online-shopping?

Too cold, too hot, depressed, excited…all of them.

Not hungry, angry. lonely, or tired.

In a manic phase if you’re bipolar!

Sleepy.
I’ve had several times that, when very sleepy/nodding off, with my phone in my hands, I noticed (after waking up after a few seconds) that my finger had pushed buttons several times (I had to click back two three times to get to where I was before falling asleep).
I even was very startled one time because that happened while in the Amazon app, and I was only one push away from buying something (can’t remember what).

“Maybe I’ll feel better if I buy something.”

Probably shouldn’t be “in a New York state of mind!”

Inebriated

Probably shouldn’t be online shopping while high. Though could possibly have some hilarious outcomes.

@ragingloli Did you buy an elephant dildo?!?

Monetary meglomania, i.e., delusions of disposable dollars.

Hangry

In an “OMG I NEED THAT THING RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO BUY IT OR IT WILL BE OUT OF STOCK!!!!!” state of mind.

In a “what can make my life better” state of mind. This is currently mine. I know the Amazon man on a first name basis now. I think I will invite him in for tea and crumpets.

Try to avoid buying anything after having angry sex.

Or when planning a wedding.

Or thinking about the earth being hit by an asteroid.

Or planning to kill your boss.

You’ll just send most of that shit back anyway.