Who would have won the Zuckerberg-Musk cage match?

Oh, gosh, well, I guess the 2024 Paris Olympics will just have to be a poor substitute. Gee.

Zuckerberg, he is in better shape. Musk is a little puffy all around, and just a bit pudgy,

Zuck. He has trained, Musk has not.

Musk would have won if his brain chip only could download martial arts.

Q:Who would have won the Zuckerberg-Musk cage match?
A: America

I’d say Zuck because he’s young and wiry, but Musk has “crazy-strength.”

Whoever had the key to their cage.

@jca2 The strength that comes from being crazy?

@filmfann Yes.

Honestly, I don’t know & I sure did NOT care!!! They did what I had been expecting & called it off before either of them looked even dumber than they already did!!!

And to answer the Q as written, I am guessing the bookies.

Dr. Z, late in the first round…

Three weeks later, Z is never seen again….(Spooky.)

The lizard would have folded the walrus like a Klappstuhl.

The promoter, betting houses, and Jeff Bezos.

The two participants would look like idiots.

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Fight Recap:

I joked on X about fighting Zuck

Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION”

Italy graciously offered a Colosseum

Zuck declined

I suggested his home as “safe space”

Tragically, he was ahem “traveling”

Is there anywhere he will fight?

Trouble has a way of finding us, sometimes.
But. “Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.”..

Z Looked like he was getting into shape. But the whole point of being a billionaire is that you don’t have to fight…

These 2 billionaires appear to be nothing more than spoiled brats who are bored.