Do you enjoy the little phrases that appear under your user name on this site? What is your favorite one?

“We have a crush on you.” Creepy, so no… no I don’t.

@erichw1504 Hahah, you know it’s just a joke, yes?

I love them! Today I never cease to amaze. Yesterday, I looked nothing like the Chupacabra. Aww, thanks, Fluther. I have a crush on you, too.

What little phrases?

Don’t tell anyone—you’re our favorite.

@justmesuzanne They are under your user name on the Home Page.

I think my favorite one would be, “We. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!” Hahah, that one is so hilarious, I don’t think many people know where it’s from though.

Unless they’ve seen the movie, There Will Be Blood.

@justmesuzanne Under the banner at the top-right side of the website. See your username? Random phrases appear there every reload.

Fluther wants to be just like me when it grows up.

@ClubJenna “We <3 you.” You sure…?

It always knows when my desk is messy. Safe bet any day of the year.

They are kind of humorous. My favorite so far is, “you look nothing like a chupa cabra”

“Oh, there’s that twinkle in your eye!” Ok, now this is getting ridiculous.

I deserve a vacation.

@erichw1504 Hahah, I don’t get those types as frequent as you, maybe they do have a thing for you…run!

Let’s run away together.

Ah! OK! Thanks! :) Cute!

You’re the cream in our coffee.

The one that always cheers me up is “Have you been working out? I thought so.” If I have been working out, makes me feel great. If I haven’t then it sounds like it’s mocking me, and motivates me to get off my ass.

love this one…The Nobel Committee called; we told them you’re busy.

I love them. I was very happy to read they’d be doing the dishes today. I really do have dishes to do, I’m here for the exact reason of procrastinating against doing them, so that really was a delight.

Much less delightful to see the sink is still full…

“We think we’re falling in love with you.” MAKE IT STOP!!!

Wow. You smell really good.
Ha ha, the website thinks it’s a comedian . . .

@erichw1504 I told you to run!
@gggritso I never thought of it that way, but these little phrases can be good motivators.

Running… bye.

Let’s run away together—There are some that are cute and motivational, which I like. But then there are those like the one quoted that are just creepy.

Yes, I think they’re cute! My favorite: “You have that certain je ne sais quoi.” : ))

“there’s that twinkle in your eye” i thought it said there’s that twinkie.

“The Nobel Committee called; we told them you were busy.” :-)

I love them, the only one that has stood out in my memory is something about how my hair looks really good today! :-) Right now they say they want to be just like me when they grow up.

We dreamt about you last night. Ummm…..creepy much?

You’re the cream in our coffee.

I happen to find that pretty lulz.

Your dog is right. They all deserve to die.

My favorite is does your mother know you’re here.

LMAO @ Pearls!

@CaptainHarley I haven’t been asked that question in so many years and at my age it struck me funny.

LOL! That’s one of the many things I love about the women on here… they’re liable to say ANYTHING! :D

@CaptainHarley Is that good or bad? XD

not one of them, but found this today and really thought it was a cool quote!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

i cant believe i just came across this question. i was JUST thinking earlier how much i love this little sayings and i wanted to ask a question about them! yay.

my favorite by far is “that’s not true. you look nothing like the Chupacabra.”

@Symbeline… I’m 66 years old. When I get that figured out, I’ll let you know! : D

“Let’s run away together.” Yay, now I feel loved!

@pearls Now I’m going to be singing “Does your mother know that you’re out?” for the rest of the night!

Haha I asked the same thing a while back! :)