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If someone was sneaking in butt-sniffs on you would you consider that sexual assault?

Asked by Ansible1 (4841points) December 22nd, 2009

How would you react if someone were secretely sniffing your butt? Also, would it be more offensive if it were someone of the opposite sex?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6857398/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

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Blackberry's avatar

LMFAO! I wouldn’t be extremely upset, i’d just be in a “what the hell…..” mood. I would care less if it was a woman though. People are so strange that I expect anything from them.

PretentiousArtist's avatar

I’d pass wind

delta214's avatar

Id consider it sick and twisted.

delta214's avatar

I just watched the video. Its just really creepy.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

I don’t care who it is. Anybody who gets that close to me is going to be on the ground within two seconds.

CMaz's avatar

You get a GQ just for the offensiveness of it.

DominicX's avatar

Um, eww…and yeah, I wouldn’t care about the sex of the person, I would feel violated either way.

RareDenver's avatar

What a freak, I would probably turn around and kick the fucker in the face, but then it would be me the police were looking for !

UScitizen's avatar

No, I’d consider them a German Shepard.

faye's avatar

Well, you’d just have to shake your head and laugh!!

CMaz's avatar

Pamela Anderson can sniff my butt any time.

I will even make believe I do not notice.

Haleth's avatar

Wow… definitely sexual harassment.

JustPlainBarb's avatar

Oh Gawd! I would have no idea how I’d react to that. I would probably think I was being Punk’d!

erichw1504's avatar

I’ll answer this as soon as I stop laughing.

ubersiren's avatar

It would seem like a joke, probably. I’d laugh, then if I realized he/she wasn’t joking, I’d be a little weirded out, but I’d feel kind of sorry for the poor deranged crazy person.

azlotto's avatar

That guy can’t believe it’s not butter.

filmfann's avatar

We had a guy at work brought before the EEOC for this kind of thing. He was suspended for 30 days.
Watching that video is something. I don’t know whether to whince or laugh.

Dr_C's avatar

I’d do my best to just fart in their face and be done with it. That’ll keep them away FOR EVER.

stratman37's avatar

Let’s vote: Is this not the strangest question EVER asked on Fluther?

Dr_C's avatar

@stratman37 not even close

stemnyjones's avatar

@ChazMaz I second that, for Halle Berry

MrsDufresne's avatar

If he was doing that to me, I’d turn that guy’s head into a bowling ball. His eyes and mouth would be the finger holes. But not before setting up some soda cans in aisle three as the pins. LOL.

jackm's avatar

It would be weird but I don’t think it should be sexual assault.

chyna's avatar

That is freaking hilarious! How did the dude not know someone was sniffing his butt 20 times?

CMaz's avatar

@stemnyjones – Yes I am with you on that one too. :-)

Carbonproduct's avatar

I “Sphinkter” on to something, “Butt” in “odor” to prove it, you’d have to “Cheek” in “Hindsight” to make sure you do, do you?

Open_Your_Mind's avatar

@Carbonproduct…........hahahahahahahaha…................hahahahahahahaha…...........hahahahahahaha!!

Carbonproduct's avatar

Imagine how embarressing it would be to be in jail for THAT crime. ;+

Shemarq's avatar

I’d probably kick them in the nose. That is disgusting! And if I knew they were coming around again, I’d eat some Burger King onion rings – - believe me, they cause some of the raunchiest farts!

woodcutter's avatar

i would consider it an act of suicide, on their part

stratman37's avatar

@Carbonproduct – mad lurve for the puns, looks like I’ve found a verbal sparring partner in you!

Carbonproduct's avatar

@startman37 tanks, I’m charmed and ready to goo! Lets do ditz….;0

Silhouette's avatar

First reaction…WTF? Then I’d laugh my self silly. Sniff on sniffy snifferton.

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