What would be the best way to die?
Like, what would be the most honourable, painful, bloodiest way to die? I’m a sicko! Just wondering what other’s opinions would be…...
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Going out like David Carradine…just after finishing.
Alien abduction gone wrong!
Eaten by your mom because she suddenly turned into a cannibal.
A fat welfare mother at an Obama rally shaking a drink machine hoping for a freebee until it fell over on her.
Turned into meatloaf because you decided to sleep in different beds after your wife couldn’t find another woman on the internet to have a threesome with.
How are these suggestions honorable? How about William Wallace in Braveheart style? Honorable, but very bloody and painful.
Saving someone life I guess, in a horrendous way. I never forget my dad tried to rescue a man in a burning car and punched the windows with his bare hands. He was pretty bloodied up but didn’t die!
Dying while having sex. You’d be coming while you’re going. That would be best.
Fighting a rabid badger over a ham sandwich.
Honorable : Fighting for someone or something I care for.
Painful : Receiving cuts that does not damage the main circulatory system thereby not causing fatal harm but hurts like hell. After some 100 cuts, youre supposed to die of either hemorrage or shock induced death.
Bloodiest?
1. Get a chainsaw….....SPLAT
2. Get a bottle of Hydrogen…light a match…..
having crazy hot sex with 5 supermodels aboard a rocket heading for a supernova.
Having lived a full life. Then any way is fine.
@Captain_Fantasy -That’s crazy talk! Everyone knows you need at least seven!gosh!
While @lucillelucillelucille and the rabid badger are distracted with fighting each other, I run up and steal their ham sandwich. Turns out the meat was tainted. :(
Getting sucked into a black hole.
Having the biggest party of your life, with your friends and family around you, then dying in your sleep in a drunken stupor.
what would be the most painful, bloodiest way to die? Ripped taint.
Preferably where the end result is dead.
10,000,000 paper-cuts while rescuing the students at “Lady Chatterly’s school for super hot future librarians with loose morals and daddy issues” from a fire started by their own accumulated hotness.
I’m a patriot
How about going at it samurai style with Ann Coultier and Condi Rice?
(I mention Republican women, because most Republican men are pussies)
I change my answer to @Dr_C ‘s.
That’s a real school, right?
It can be more than 5 but I’d hate to deplete the supermodel pool too much. Got to leave some in the land of the living. You can’t just put all the supermodels on a rocket to a supernova.
Cardiac arrest in my sleep!
In one of two ways:
1. In some great enterprise, defending your people and/or their freedom.
2. Quitely, in your own bed, surrounded by those you love.
At an old age, before you can no longer be independent, simply go to sleep and not wake up.
The most honorable, painful, bloodiest way to die… that comes through daring to live.
BTW… real sicko’s don’t say things like, “I’m a sicko!”
Quietly, in your sleep.
Shortly after you saved a child from drowning, but right before the giant anvil falls on your bed.
With your boots on. I thought everybody knew that.
Lessons in dying, from an expert
I’d love to say something ominous and epic, like dying while rushing into an army of zombies swinging a chainsaw or falling from a church roof and getting impaled on a huge iron spike jutting from the cemetery gates after loosing a sword fight with Conan on said roof, but realistically I’m pretty boring, so I’ll just say that dying in my sleep would be preferable.
With an AstroChuck avatar.
Of natural causes at a ripe old, disease and pain-free, age.
@frigate1985 The hydrogen wouldn’t neccessarily be bloody….
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies True….a real sicko is my ex-best friend. She laughed when she heard about little kids getting killed…...
Challenging Chuck Norris’ beard to a death match. At least you’d be in the Guinness Book for having the stones to do so.
@Draconess25
Which is why, I suppose, she deserves the title of “ex” best friend?
I certainly hope her joy in hearing of children dying doesn’t manifest itself into the same experience for her own children one day… We should be very careful what we ask for, and what we find joy in. We just might get it.
Drowning, when your really thirsty.
That’s why I always carry a bag of chips when I’m on a boat. That way if I’m going to drown I just eat a couple of chips so I can go out quenched.
Hopefully to just drop like a rock, of a big heart attack. Never know what hit cha.
Oh here’s a good one I forgot. The way I kill mice, and I suppose it would work for humans too.
When there is a mouse in the house, set out dried mash potato flakes and some water. He’ll gorge himself on the flakes, and then drink the water making them expand in his stomach. You’ll find a little exploded mouse the next morning.
I suppose you could munch down an entire box of mash flakes, then drink some warm water, and then go to the mall and make a spectacle of the event for all to see!
If I get to pick then I choose death on my 105th birthday while saving children in a balsa wood house whom are running from a bear on fire. I trip when getting the kids out and the bear and I have at it. We both die.
@judochop when that happens can I have your bikes?
@Dr_C I am putting them in a will for you right now.
@judochop
No no, you’re not dead yet. These kids are starving, and after you and the bear are burned up, the kids finish you both off with a big barbecue!
They think of you as a really good person for the rest of their days.
Holding your breath.
I’m a man.
Using the Cylon download procedure.
While heading to a tropical island by airplane with your sweetie when each of you are in your hundreds, after several glasses of champagne and macadamia nuts.
@justn I like your answer.
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