You ask a question and just as it appears initially, there's always someone observing it the exact second it's posted. Is this a mod? How is that possible?

Isn’t that you (ie the person who asked the question)?

It’s you.

@toomuchcoffee911 no. It’s not me.

It’s @Lightlyseared or @toomuchcoffee911 ?

I’m slow.

;-)

Perhaps you have a secret admirer. ;)

It’s Jeruba.

She’s been waiting for you to pop the question for some time now.

@film Unfortunately, her husband would object.

@filmfann This question doesn’t address Jeruba. I’m so disappointed.

@chyna: is that your foot in your avatar?

I’m pretty sure you’re seeing yourself as “observing”.

@cprevite Yes, that’s my foot.

I feel like there’s a witty quip just waiting to come out of my mouth but I guess I’ve shot my wad for tonight.

@janbb: Hopefully not on @chyna‘s foot.

@chyna I am not allowed to include Jeruba in the topics anymore.

@cprevite We’re clearly on a roll tonight; Ithink we should take our act on the road.

@zenele Is that true? If so, that sucks!

@janbb: Perhaps on stage. There’s one leaving in ten minutes.

@zenele: is that per the restraining order?

@cprevite Ahem, it’s not a real restraining order if it allows you to come within 150 feet. Just saying.

@cprevite @janbb What? You guys don’t like my foot?
@zenele I hate that. I laughed every time I read your questions and your topics included Jeruba. I think you are funny.

@zenele: I can respect a man who spots the loopholes.

@chyna I think @cprevite was trying to protect your foot!

@chyna I funny = sexy then we’re good.

Here’s the official request: “Remove the Jeruba topic tags. Proper topics keywords are becoming more and more important to the functionality of the site, so it’s important to use them accurately. Thanks for understanding!”

Ah – phooey!

This is funny stuff.

How have I become classified as an improper keyword? I’m very certain I did not misbehave anywhere near one.