How does P. Diddy feel when he wakes up in the morning?

P. Dummy is wealthy. So I would guess she wakes up feeling like a million dollars.

P-erfect?

Like a boss.

Damn! It’s bright out. Wha’? Who dis bitc’ be?

@worriedguy: rofl

You know what I really hate? When my party wont start because Ke$ha never walks in.

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He says to him self when he wakes up“REMIX”

Like Bob Ross…really nice.

Mick Jagger

like a mothafuckin gangsta

Probably meaning waking up in the morning, feeling like a black dude that loves money. Who knows!
He updated his twitter once saying, “How do you know what I feel like when I wake up?” It was hilarious.

I saw Kesha in November live before she blew up I guess. Shes terrrrrrrible.

Like a millionaire pimp

Sometimes I feel like a nut; sometimes I don’t.

I suppose it’s the same for just about anyone.

Not like Ke$ha, I’d assume.

Like he’s spent the night suspended in a huge vat of liquor, which someone just pulled the plug on.

P Diddy is actually a collective term for the twin brothers Sean Combs and Darell “Puffy” Combs. (Sean wears the sunglasses) In this respect, maybe she feels like she’s in more than one place.

I guess it means she didn’t know what else to put there in order for it to rhyme with whatever came before or after that part. I denno.

I usually feel like an ambulant pit of zombies that just got surgery or something.

who knows but her, she probably thinks it fits in her song and went with it.

looks as though someone is trying to bump up Robert. :)

Nah, just going through my old questions.

you’re cute, bob.

Somebody’s definitely crushin’ on you there, @bob_ .

lol, with another account? why?

or, what jill said.

Only 5866 to go before an upgrade!!!

Mystery solved :P

who doesn’t have a crush on robert? sweet.

Eh, you know, there are haters out there.

yep. your penis is too large and you call out names of sandwiches in the throes of passion. It’s off-putting.

As long as the kielbasa is big, I can get past those sandwich bitches.

Penis? I thought it was a puppy!

Don’t fall for that “kiss the puppy’s nose” line

I’m so confused…

It’s a cobra.

I’ll be sure to pass that information on to WillWorkForChocolate. Be wary of shovels.

D: