What is the easiest way to get my grass to "green" up quickly around my home?

:D food coloring in the sprinkler system?!

You are shitting me, right?

Spray paint.

Well, I know plants soak up food coloring and display the color. But it was only a half-suggestion, half-joke since it seems silly.

to a serious answer. Use Scotts Bonus S

My answer got flagged but it is ok to say shit so cornman, if it looks like shit, use a lawn service that will treat it to prepare for Spring.

Trainerboy, instead of complaining about flags like someone is out to get you, please use the “Send Feedback” link to talk to the site owners. They are the only people who can remove messages and your comments are putting them in bad light. I have seen your complaints in almost every thread.

Just talk to them; they are nice guys.

Ya Trainerboy! Get a grip dude!

I have to go now, they are coming after me squirbel. I am not complaining, I am asking a question. If that is a complaint, I feel bad for your children.
I have asked them directly and they have not responded so thanks for the advice but it does not seem to mean anything.
That is my direct response to you so if your purpose was to make me look bad, maybe you ought to find out the facts before you complain. Obviously you have not read all my comments or you would not have made a statement of fact that is not true. I have a lot of responses and you must be looking for the ones where I ask a question (complain to you).