How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck--could chuck--wood?

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if a wood chuck could chuck wood then what would a woodchuck chuck?

a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!

@bluesky: luvit.

-3 points for credo for not being as entertaining as http://www.fluther.com/disc/7354/how-much-wood-did-the-woodchuck-actually-chuck/

None. Because he isnt a
member of the union.

7

7 woods

thanks, @andrew! just GA’d fortris like crazy. That was epically awesome.

the question you should be asking is: if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then what is the sound of one woodchuck chucking? Furthermore, would a woodchuck chucking make a sound in the forest if there is no ear to hear it? That is, assuming the woodchuck was deaf…

…and just because a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would or should a wood chuck chuck?

I was tought “he would chuck, he would, as much as he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood”.

I was also taught what goes around comes around but then I witnessed some assholes I worked with and Paypal so what do I know

A peck? Oh wait, that was Peter Piper, LOL

When I think of “chucking” I think of throwing. So when you ask how much would a woodchuck can chuck you must think about its strength. A nerdy lazy woodchuck definatly cannot chuck as much wood as the bodybuilder woodchuck.

omg I hate you so much. You stole my question :((

@ scamp – Ha, good one

@ Eambos – Ha ha good one to. I am totally picturing a nerdy lazy woodchuck.