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Ever see someone doing something in a car you wish you had missed?

Asked by Austinlad (16323points) August 8th, 2010

Yesterday was sitting at a red light and I glanced over at the car beside me just in time to see the driver, a young guy, doing something with his nose and mouth about which I’ll spare you the details. I almost jumped the light to avoid looking further, but I can’t get the image out of mind. Has this ever happened to you?

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ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

UGH. Yes, the exact same situation. Makes me want to vomit, literally. And I usually have a pretty strong stomach… but ugh.

Vunessuh's avatar

I’ve seen people pick their nose and eat their findings sitting in their vehicles several times. As if they think their vehicle is entirely made of a brick fucking wall and we can’t see inside. Holy fuckballs.
What’s worse is when you see someone do it who you know and/or consider a friend. AH. D:

Austinlad's avatar

How about other odd things you’ve seen, guys?

Mamradpivo's avatar

A fair amount of hooking up in parking lots or on side streets. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

CMaz's avatar

Hey, I love picking my nose while driving. Nothing else to do.

But, I do not indulge in the art of eating nose candy.

TexasDude's avatar

I’ve been an unwilling witness to “road head” on several occasions.

Twice, the driver looked at me, winked, and the girl popped her head up and winked too.

What the hell is wrong with people?

ucme's avatar

True story : A man whilst waiting at some traffic lights, was picking his nose. He was rear ended by another car which in turn thrust his finger way up….I mean way up his nasal canal. Not a pretty sight. I unfortunately didn’t witness this guy’s come uppance…haha see what I did there, but had the tale passed onto me from a friend. Yukfest!!

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

I once saw a driver that had a small netbook on the center console of his car, and was checking his email whilst driving. I could hardly believe what I was seeing! One hand barely on the steering wheel, and he was watching the road maybe 15–20% of the time, the rest of the time his eyes were affixed to the computer screen. I alerted my friend (who was driving) and we quickly got away from him. I checked the news later that night, and thankfully there was no major pile-up on the highway that day. People’s stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

InkyAnn's avatar

At a stop light, I seen a man “rubbing one out”. He notices me, rolls down his window and in 100% seriousness asks If he pulls into the parking lot ahead will I fallow and “help him out”. Yeah…

ucme's avatar

@Inked_up_chic What a wanker!!

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NaturallyMe's avatar

Not that i recall…..thank goodness!

DominicX's avatar

Yeah, my friend and I were in his car at a bank parking lot once back in 10th grade and we saw a big black guy masturbating in his car. We got the hell out of there pretty quick. It kind of came out of nowhere too, we had no idea how long he had been there, neither of us had noticed, so we just hoped he wasn’t masturbating to us or anything creepy like that. Still, to masturbate in a parking lot is creepy enough as it is.

Aster's avatar

I was watching a guy driving a car with 2 kids in the backseat. His wife was next to him and he was gesturing at her and seemed to be yelling at her for 20 minutes. She was crouched down looking Very depressed.
Then, he punched her.

SuperMouse's avatar

Riding in a school bus once I saw a guy pleasuring himself while driving. It was truly horrifying. Until I read @Inked_up_chic‘s post I had no idea how easily I got off because he didn’t see that I had noticed. Ewwww!! . Pun intended.

perspicacious's avatar

I recently saw something online that I wish I had not seen. In a car——no, I don’t think so.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Deep nose picking man.

Mom smacking her kid in the head.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I have seen a fair share of “whackmasters” while driving.

BratLady's avatar

Not in many years. I was at a drive in movie and for some reason I looked at the VW sitting beside our car and saw a bare butt. I was more embarrassed than the girl who got out pulling her dress back down. This was the early ‘70s.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Oh my, I just now figured out what the word “whackmaster” means

Frenchfry's avatar

We had a flasher. My friend and I was at the corner waiting on a light and whoooop! He flashed us, grinned and drove off.We both look at each other to see if we saw the same thing and laughed.

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