Why is the mens restroom always on the right?

Not tradition nor coincidence…this is your imagination.

It isn’t.

I don’t think it’s always on the right…it seems pretty randomly distributed to me.
I’m thinking of the places I frequent, and it seems like, if anything, it is more often on the left.

thinking about it, seems to be on the left more often as well. But i wouldnt say abnormally appearing on the left as apposed to the right either.

Are we entering or exiting the bathroom?

Well “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” is a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

It’s not. I’ve never seen any pattern other than the word “Men” written on the door.

If I had to pick one, I’d say I usually see it on the left.

It’s not always on the right. What a coincidence.. you’re not right either.

It’s not. It’s confirmation bias you are suffering from! Keep statistics and you will see :)

50% of the time, it’s on the right.

Hmm. That could explain some things.

@SeventhSense

In the absence of a smiley or a tilde I can’t really tell if you’re just kidding around by quoting a fairly familiar Mondegreen orif you believe that’s what the line really is.

Just in case the line should be

There’s a bad moon on the rise.

@Buttonstc I’m pretty sure he is kidding.

I never got into CCR, so I completely missed @SeventhSense‘s joke. Now that I see it, it’s quite good wordplay.

@Buttonstc
Wait..does that mean that Jimi Hendrix is not singing Excuse me while I kiss this guy?...
I think you may be on to something….maybe it’s actually bathroom on the rise which of course would be a horrible situation in need of a plunger. ~_~
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@SeventhSense

No, not any more than PP and Mary are singing about “The ants are my friends…blowing in the wind”

@chyna

Yeah, I figured chances were pretty good he was kidding, but a little smiley would have been kinda nice. And as Sarcasm pointed out, not everybody was that familiar with CCR, particularly some of the younguns (or somebody living a rock or something) so I figured it’s always best to check just in case.

BTW For those who have any more great mangled lyrics to contribute, I just started a questions about Mondegreens (that’s the technical name for mis-heard song lyrics) So come and share all of those great weirdo lyrics which didn’t really exist.

@Buttonstc I am as old as Seventhsense, so I knew what he was talking about.~

@Buttonstc
I color outside the lines

@SeventhSense
Yes, so I see——nothing wrong with that.l

BTW How did you make that cute little face at the end of your post on a regular keyboard? Mine doesn’t have an upside down question mark (at least not that I’m aware of )

Is that an example of ACSII art or is it something else? I don’t even know whether I spelled that acronym correctly. A friend of mine put a large bird on my start screen on my old Win98 computer years ago and it looked so cool. Wish I knew how to do that, but I didn’t grow up with a computer mouse in my toddler fingers.

I have little elves that live in my desk.