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What circus freak would you be?

Asked by awomanscorned (11261points) October 25th, 2010 from iPhone

Bearded lady? Strong man? Siamese twin?

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anartist's avatar

chicken-woman [see the movie Freaks with actors who actually are circus freaks]

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YoBob's avatar

I’d be one of those trick riders/shooters in a “Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show” type production.

YoBob's avatar

@noelleptc So…erm…what are you doing after the show? ;)

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ucme's avatar

Duh, I dunno T.C! Oh, got it…......I wanna be Dumbo! :¬)

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I believe I’d like to beat up clowns ;)

ucme's avatar

@noelleptc I knew….I just knew someone would say that! I have not, but I like Dumbo he’s cute. In a clumsy big oaf type of way :¬)

erichw1504's avatar

Super Skinny Man!
Thinner than a rail, wind makes him sail!

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JustmeAman's avatar

I would be zipper man. So skinny that when you stand sideways and stick out your tongue you look like a zipper.

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Austinlad's avatar

The world’s most Perfect Man.

crazyivan's avatar

I don’t know if it counts as a “freak”, but I worked as a juggler in a circus for about 4 years. I was (and am) also skinny, so maybe that counts.

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CMaz's avatar

Owner.

erichw1504's avatar

@ChazMaz That is freaky!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Person with the IQ of an amoeboid!!!!!!!!!!

cazzie's avatar

I would most definitely be the fortune teller. ‘Cross my palm with silver, Mista?’

CMaz's avatar

@cazzie – What does my future say?

I know yo can do it.

cazzie's avatar

@ChazMaz I’d have to stare into your eyes and hold your hands…. ;o)

chyna's avatar

Freaky woman with a dog attached to her hip.

faye's avatar

Unfortunately, I’m already the bearded lady!!

erichw1504's avatar

A Norwegian penguin tamer.

cazzie's avatar

@erichw1504 Now that WOULD be a trick.

ducky_dnl's avatar

Sword swallower.

Kardamom's avatar

According to some of my friends and family I am The Vegetarian freak, because I dare to eat Brussels sprouts, cabbage and beets! Foods that wreak havoc in the minds of the un-initiated.

crazyivan's avatar

@Kardamom I know I’d sooner eat a sword.

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Deja_vu's avatar

Gubble gabble, gubble gabble, one of us, one of us!

filmfann's avatar

The coolest of them all was Johnny Eck . He did a magic act with his brother that had to be hysterical to watch.
A few years ago, they were gonna make a movie of his life, with Leonardo De Capprio playing J. Didn’t happen, and I still hope it will get made.
Check this out!

Deja_vu's avatar

A trapeze artist like my Great great great grandmother, hanging by a rope with her teeth. link is just a rad painting I found

Berserker's avatar

I’d be that creepy skinny double jointed elastic girl who’s spine shape can be seen through the skin and who gives herself cunnilingus in front of everyone.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

A mermaid, as long as I can take vacations in the water.

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